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he's not very good =P

At 3/23/07 11:40 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: damnit you skipped me
i posted on the second page

I'm currently on Fat-and-Proud, I was simply replying to the ones I was not going to give a rating, and I'm done for the day so no rating until tomarrow I'm afraid.

At 3/23/07 11:52 PM, retiredhater wrote: he's not very good =P

Why thank you for the compliment kind sir.

Hi. How about that hate you so lovingly give?

You do know that I won't help you until you criticize me, Do you?

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The following is an immitation of that there user named Crag, in case you couldn't tell.

*Ahem*_________________

At 3/23/07 11:52 PM, retiredhater wrote: he's not very good =P

First of all, let's look at your fucking post. Okay, you didn't capitalize "he". How much of a FUCKING retard do you have to be to not capitalize the first FUCKING word of the fucking sentance, I literally can't proccess this. You make me want to strangle to death all the little fucking french poodles and force feed nuns my chunky, bloody shit as I squirt bull seamen into the eyes of starving children. Did I just make a slight refernce to a part of "Fight Club" that I just remebered? Yes, but I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Second of all, you get too angry about little things. What's up with that, huh? Every little thing makes you go on a rant about something. Four words for you: Calm the fuck down. Take a fucking chill pill and mellow out. You don't need to constantly be angry about things. You notice how I like to repeat myself? Calm down, you. You need to calm down.

Third of all, you never use ANY emoticans. What the fuck is up with that?

Fourth of all, you use the "Angry faice" emoticon in every single one of your posts. You're a little wigger fuck, everyone knows you're just trying to be a bandwagon whore, and you suck.

Fifth of all, you signed up AFTER me, and yet you haven't deposited any experince, your whistle level is BRONZE (yes, BRONZE), you've made no reviews, and you haven't even gotten more than 5 b/p points. You're a waste of bandwidth, go fucking drown yourself in a gutter.

Sixth of all, you make too many reviews, the reviews are WAY too fucking long and never get to the point, and I don't think I've ever seen you make a review that's long at all. Have you EVER even CONSIDERED saying something besides "5/5 =p"

AND ANOTHER THING! Why the FUCK do you criticize people for their musical tastes? Do you just search the BBS for musical opinoins so that you can criticize them? Do you think that's Fun? Well I think you're a shit, and I've wasted too much time critisizing you, and that's somehow your fault.

Also, your musical tastes are shit. Blah blah blah, Classic rock, hip-hop, rap band, it's all fucking dribble. You're letting the media cram this shit down your throat, you blind conformist. I don't have to have a favorite band of my own to critisize people either, FUCK YOU! All music sucks, at least I don't have "The Beatles" listed under my favorite band, could you GET anymore fucking steryotypical?

At 3/23/07 11:58 PM, SolusLunes wrote: Hi. How abo-

FOR GODS SAKE STOP. That's all I could fucking even read of your post, it was so fucking horrible my eyes are bleeding. You make me loose faith in humanity. You don't get a rating, fuck you.

At 3/23/07 11:44 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: oka-

No, fuck you, that's all I read and no.

Sweet, can you critisize me?

HEY! What about me?

What about the nub over here!

At 3/21/07 07:33 PM, theoncefutureking wrote: man, im stoked for this, do me ahha, yeah i ove the insults.

Oh man, oh man, oh man, awww yeah, stop acting like an E-gangsta, we all know you're whiter then the stuff I squeez out of my blemishes every morning.

E-gangster? bahaha, i love it! and yes, i am much more linteligent in person. lol ahhh yeah, thanks for that. still, i honestly dont know where e gangster came from, but i havent gone over my old posts in quite some time. lol

You fucking suck. You skipped me, so fuck you and die in a hole, you cuntrag.

I KNOW I HAVE CRITISISABLE THINGS ABOUT ME, SO GET TO IT YOU FARTMONKEY RAPIST.

At 3/24/07 01:32 PM, milktoast wrote: You fucking suck. You skipped me, so fuck you and die in a hole, you cuntrag.

I KNOW I HAVE CRITISISABLE THINGS ABOUT ME, SO GET TO IT YOU FARTMONKEY RAPIST.

It would help you to read all of the first post. Don't just skim through it.

You sicken me for making an acuacation about a persion off one little mistake. He might not even have got to you. But you want critizim? Fine.

First you said you hope your still not on Newgrounds when your twenty? Why is that? Are you afraid of making intellegent posts? Because half of everything you say looks like it was wrote by a perverted child! Maby if people like you took some time to write things that make sence and arn't filled with sexual induendos, then you would have a Newgrounds that you would acualy be proud to be a part of! Don't run away from it when you older, be a man, have some balls, and maby NG will be a place that is not considered an epic social hazzard!

Also, if there a noob, for Christ's sakes, IGNORE THEM! Flaming at them only enlargens the part of you that is a noob! Also, in comparasin to the first paragraph, when you said you didn't want to be on NG when you where twenty, in the topic asking you to sum up the BBS in three words, you said it was a "Believably beautiful bump", and in that same topic you said it was an "Old, Overrated, Orgasm". Also, you told someone "get some originality faggot" yet when someone else said it you said "Are you lost young man? This is Newgrounds BBS?" and repeted that it was the NG BBS 2 more times. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND! I bet you stand at the toilte for hours because you keep changing your disision on whether your going to sit or stand and then after you've pissed yourself you stand there, constantally changing your dicision on what your going to do now.

Also, ALL YOUR PRANKS SUCK!!! If you had one woman for every bad prank you made, you'd be getting more ass then a tolite seat at theSuperbowl! Trust me, give up pranking, NOW! You think your cool, but trust me! Your not! As far as we know, your a 115-year-old vergin living in someone's basement! Your raps also suck! You also asked what two beers would do, knowing you you'd be knocked out on the first sip!

Listen! The cube sucks!Jimi Hendrix, and Jeff Buckley, are washed-up people that are no longer liked and fail at creating a song that is entertaining at any level! Also, it's Red Hot Chili Peppers, not Red Hots Chili Peppers.

How'd I do?

You missed me Crag.
That automaticaly turns your thread from win to epic fail. That is...Unless you do me now?

At 3/24/07 02:16 PM, dark-knight-link wrote:

At 3/24/07 01:32 PM, milktoast wrote: You fucking suck. You skipped me, so fuck you and die in a hole, you cuntrag.

I KNOW I HAVE CRITISISABLE THINGS ABOUT ME, SO GET TO IT YOU FARTMONKEY RAPIST.

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It would help you to read all of the first post. Don't just skim through it.

You sicken me for making an acuacation about a persion off one little mistake. He might not :even have got to you. But you want critizim? Fine.

First you said you hope your still not on Newgrounds when your twenty? Why is that? Are you afraid of making intellegent posts? Because half of everything you say looks like it was wrote by a perverted child! Maby if people like you took some time to write things that make sence and arn't filled with sexual induendos, then you would have a Newgrounds that you would acualy be proud to be a part of! Don't run away from it when you older, be a man, have some balls, and maby NG will be a place that is not considered an epic social hazzard!

I can't remember making many/ any sexually based posts recently

Also, if there a noob, for Christ's sakes, IGNORE THEM! Flaming at them only enlargens the part of you that is a noob!

NEVER, that is like stealing a part of my soul. Noobs are the ones that keep this forum not only dying, but some of the time alive too.

Also, in comparasin to the first paragraph, when you said you didn't want to be on NG when you where twenty, in the topic asking you to sum up the BBS in three words, you said it was a "Believably beautiful bump"

That was relating to the bump, and is indicated by this by having no commas.

, and in that same topic you said it was an "Old, Overrated, Orgasm". Also, you told someone "get some originality faggot" yet when someone else said it you said "Are you lost young man? This is Newgrounds BBS?" and repeted that it was the NG BBS 2 more times. MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

I bet you stand at the toilte for hours because you keep changing your disision on whether your going to sit or stand and then after you've pissed yourself you stand there, constantally changing your dicision on what your going to do now.

If you noted who I was commenting the 'get some originality, faggot' to, you'd realise that it was the same person, and it was in reference to the same dude who told me to get some originality, so I was pointing out in one of his threads that he was being hypocritical.

Also, ALL YOUR PRANKS SUCK!!! If you had one woman for every bad prank you made, you'd be getting more ass then a tolite seat at theSuperbowl! Trust me, give up pranking, NOW! You think your cool, but trust me! Your not! As far as we know, your a 115-year-old vergin living in someone's basement!

Eh, I totally agree. That whole thread was failure.

Your raps also suck! You also asked what two beers would do, knowing you you'd be knocked out on the first sip!

They are supposed to suck, thats the fun of it.

Listen! The cube sucks!Jimi Hendrix, and Jeff Buckley, are washed-up people that are no longer liked and fail at creating a song that is entertaining at any level! Also, it's Red Hot Chili Peppers, not Red Hots Chili Peppers.

Typo, and I wouldnt have realised otherwise :D, thanks

How'd I do?

Overall, I think you did pretty well, although not enough depth put in to back your reasons behind your argument.
Remember, dont judge a book by its cover.
Also, you didn't pick up on my failure Also, you didn't pick up on this failure of a thread
So, overall, i'd give you a B/B+, nicely done, jeeves.

At 3/21/07 08:58 PM, Fat-and-Proud wrote: Go for it.

You're obese and proud of it? Lay off the fried chicken there, and stop watching Blue Collar comedy tour. The majority of your posts are spam, and it's not the good kind either, it's the filler that makes most useless topics burst to ten pages in less then an hour. Your reviews are actually helpful and sensible, roll that over into the BBS, or you're looking at a ban in the near future.

At 3/21/07 08:59 PM, Mr-Furious wrote: Criticize me.

That porfile message is directed at everyone, even yourself, yet you keep it up? I see you're a rabid fanboy of madness and don't want part of any other flash, broaden your interests instead of staying close-minded and only liking an above average flash series. Aside from that, you've nothing to speak of worthwihle, your tats, all of them, are sub-par at best. The posts you choose to make are overly obscene, we don't want you to go on a rant out of nowhere saying fuck and shit every other word. Also, stop being so bitter to the rest of the community, you don't show anything worthwhile about yourself so why try and bring down people that actually have something semi-interesting to say?

At 3/21/07 10:12 PM, yodd wrote: Thought I might post here.

Rack up my faggotry please ;)

Well I do despise half of your flashes, and all your favorite movies and you post way too much. Take a break from NG or something, spending 10 hours on the computer a day is not good. Another thing, organizing your reviews gets annoying, they aren't that long so they don't really need an organizer in the first place. You've said it yourself that you've post whored before, I'm seeing it persist day after day, cool down and do something else, this rampart typing accomplishes nothing.

At 3/21/07 10:30 PM, Frank-The-Hedgehog wrote: Critisize me

You must favor the sonic series alot, infact you're the only decent user aorund with hedgehog in your name, though since you are you get coupled with the other fanboys who couldn't tie their shoes I would think a change would be in order. Sadly the lockdown is over, and you're stuck.

Don't post every five minutes, do't make them 10 words long, don't think we care about your pointless .gifs. All your reviews give a 8-10 score, with the exception of of one 7 and one 0 to an anti sonic flash. Almost all of them are not more then a line long, most of them don't contribute in any way to the flashmaker, and about 10% are blatent spam.

PM request from TheRoyalEnglishman

I personally liked BritKid much better, this name sounds generic and english. Now you just strike me as odd, nothing's sticking out as wrong or annoying ( besides the fact you regard all the series in your favorite films as one movie ). You're just too boring, no funny moments, no shocking statements, just structured sentences, lighten up and enjoy yourself instead of being perpetually intellectual.

At 3/24/07 12:59 AM, HardcoreEmoGothRebel wrote: _______________________
The following is an immitation of that there user named Crag, in case you couldn't tell.

Too bad imitations are never as good as the real thing.

Haven't you done this before? Stop wasting your time and mine.

At 3/24/07 01:32 PM, milktoast wrote: You fucking suck. You skipped me, so fuck you and die in a hole, you cuntrag.

I KNOW I HAVE CRITISISABLE THINGS ABOUT ME, SO GET TO IT YOU FARTMONKEY RAPIST.

I'm not even on page three yet, currently trying to get all the PM requests out of the way.

At 3/24/07 02:16 PM, dark-knight-link wrote: How'd I do?

Alright, but too angry, and your grammar/puncuation could use some work. I MIGHT employ you later on if you want.

but as I've said before, unless this thread get's wildly popular, I don't think I'll need any help.

At 3/24/07 02:30 PM, Abyssus wrote: You missed me Crag.
That automaticaly turns your thread from win to epic fail. That is...Unless you do me now?

Nope, you're still a little ways off, I've got about 6 poeple to do before I get to you.

Hey, Can you do me please crag?

Criticize me please.

Critisize me :D.

Bring it. I can take it because I know what's coming.

Rate me or critisize me.

Go ahead do your worst.

Wow, that was actually pretty decent criticism. I just expected insults.

I suppose the reason I don't do shocking statements often is that they go wrong very easily.

I sometimes draw obscene MS Paint pictures though.

Well then...Take your best shot sir

Now do me.

Must be warned, my alt has been lurking around here and I'm prepered >:(

I want you to hit me as hard as you can

im very eager to see what you think of my

Haha, me please.

wich reminds me I better get on my ratings.

Crag....... Srsly?

Try me. :)

*reaches my long and bony fingers out, grinning with a maniacal glow in my sunken, jaundiced eyes*

I'm going to like this :)

My posts suck :P

Do it, I'm ready, you'll get a nice surprise in my profile