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Alright then, criticize me.

Well, critisize me when you can.

Oh, me next! Me next!

Do me please

I bet you will say something about my name being PUNKboyben but me being a total metal head

Go on then, Dent my ego.

Why not...

At 3/21/07 08:07 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: rate me, or I will send jew trutles to eat you

Well apparantly you're the waffle man, doing things a waffle can. I deem that statment true, you've got the intelligence and flash making skills of ground grain. Now this is a DIRECT qoute from his review: "OMG OMG AWSOME :D 5/5" calm down and take your pills instead of hiding them under your bed for once. The one worthwhile post I've seen you make in your last ninety has been posted twice, all the others show your illiteracy, stupidity, and lack of general use.

Now it's been over a year here and you've yet to bother flagging a miniscule amount of reviews, or take it upon yourself to go through the portal. It also seems you've decided to stop depositing at one of the worst levels possible. Go back to "canada land" where you belong.

At 3/21/07 08:08 PM, Jesus-made-me-do-it wrote: Bring it on mutherfucker!

Bracing yourself for a beating? Well I'll make this one extra cruel, now lets see......Ah yes, you're not even trying to hide it, you couldn't outsmart a pastry. The fanboyish reviews, poorly photoshopped profile picture, and distinctly horrible taste in movies along with the unacknowledgement of any bands whatsoever comes into one being. You have no status here whatsoever, just a puss filled pimple on the shameful ass of newgrounds. Do us all a favor, pop it.

At 3/21/07 08:08 PM, API wrote: Threads like these remind me of my old thread: Rate a Newgrounds User .

Those were the... good old days?

I guess, but you should have stayed persistent.

At 3/21/07 08:10 PM, piemold wrote: This sounds like a good idea for a thread. I humbly ask you to critisize me, good sir. Thanks. ^__^

ANGRY ANGRY ANGREH, all I'm getting from your posts, one angry icon after another while you're bragging about your penis size to users that wouldn't give two shits if the thing between your legs resembled our 16th president. You also contradict yourself by using something feminine as a profile picture. NEWSFLASH, hello kitty does NOT have a 12 inch floppy piece, or suggests you do.

I've seen crap reviews, yours are at a medium, first comes an illegible title, closely followed by 2-3 sentences of praise or pointless flaming, then you finish it off with ( and I qoute ) THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST GAME THAT I FUCKING FGDSFUYGD.

At 3/21/07 08:15 PM, Daniel-Courtney wrote:

At 3/21/07 08:12 PM, Crag wrote:

At 3/21/07 07:30 PM, Daniel-Courtney wrote: What?

I dunno.

What do you mean i dunno?

You don't know, I don't know, no one knows, hurray.

At 3/21/07 08:16 PM, Jeffaro wrote: Show me what you got!

Well atleast I was greeted into your profile with a hearty hello! Oh but wait that terribly converted terrorist JPG shot me. Oh woe is me, I've fled into your reviews and what does the eye behold? A poorly implemented and infinitly annoying grading system set up cemently in all your reviews, they are centered more on that small letter then the entire rest of the review (though there isn't much content to be distracted from in the first place).

It's finally come upon me to trudge into your posts, it seems your almost as obsessd with penis as the last guy, has the BBS gone gay on me or something? When you're not talking about penis you're giving out free posts to each thread you visit, 3 MINUTE INTERVALS BETWEEN POSTS. You're either post whoring or just spamming for the hell of it, I can't decide.

At 3/21/07 08:17 PM, LinkManDX wrote: Try me.

I tried and sadly I've failed to decipher what motivates you to come on here and post. Nothing you do is worthwhile, NOTHING. One liners, no profile pic, MS paint signature, no flags, still a civilian, and two reviews both of which were short and generally unhelpful. Go sell your password at the dollar store, you'll get a good deal for it.

At 3/21/07 08:20 PM, Joshiwa wrote: surrrree why not

So far 3 people have said that, I refuse to make an more jokes based on that. Now, you need to grow up, someone that is 21 should not act like they're 12. I was shocked ato ne of your favorite bands, As I Lay Dying, I have heard them ( from christian cousins that don't know when to shut up ). They are a mix of emo and religous, WHEN DID THAT MAKE A GOOD COMBONATION?!? The lack of punctuality in your posts is appalling, no capitals, you swapped with U, be with B, this isn't a chat room, don't soil the BBS with what should be kept there.

Crag, Do me hard.

But srly do me.
I wanna be done

At 3/21/07 07:33 PM, AarghCat wrote: Alright, pal. Put em' up.

Alright, you're part of a spam group, a spam group worse then the UU, the KK, o even thhe BB,

Thank you.

Hehe, I got to see this. Critizise me. Won't be much to go on, but eah, wanna give it a shot?

Lets do this sheep fucker

i haet u if u ckitisize me ill bloew ur bainz owt and shuv a foerk uhp ur asse! Doen't u suck up 2 me or i fuck you up gud lol!!!!!!!!!

And I?

crag sucks cock for money, or so bigbadron heard,....

he wants to know how much...
lol idk criticize me motha-fucka :-)

The body of this post is meaningless.

At 3/22/07 08:27 PM, Crag wrote:

At 3/21/07 08:08 PM, Jesus-made-me-do-it wrote: Bring it on mutherfucker!

Bracing yourself for a beating? Well I'll make this one extra cruel, now lets see......Ah yes, you're not even trying to hide it, you couldn't outsmart a pastry. The fanboyish reviews, poorly photoshopped profile picture, and distinctly horrible taste in movies along with the unacknowledgement of any bands whatsoever comes into one being. You have no status here whatsoever, just a puss filled pimple on the shameful ass of newgrounds. Do us all a favor, pop it.

Well done you managed...Nothing actually. If that is cruelty then you're about as dangerous a box of kittens. Or you're a poof either I really don’t give a shit. Outsmart a pastry? Why would want to? Now we know what you do in you're spare time. So my display pic of Jesus going off into space is MUCH worse than.....crappy drawn lips? Give me a break. Poor taste in movies? The Terminator, Saw and The Exorcist all have more than one sequel so they must be doing something right you fucking prat. They have blood and violence in them but you wouldn't know that because Mommy wont let you buy them :'( [Which explains unspecified favorite films or bands] And the music well....its getting to competitive and so I choose not to bother with music since every fucker with a microphone is taking everyone else's idea's. No status? My friend if I was as pathetic as you, taking this site seriously having to watch ever silly fuckers flash who thinks he has talent when he doesn't would make me go insane. But you have no friends so it doesn't really matter. I'm a pimple? Well done on the imagination. It's nearly as good as you're lips.....Absolute shit.

Well you get 6/10 for effort. You get 2/10 for making me feel sad. You get 0/10 for insult and you get 10/10 for wasting my time replying a worm like you.

Well done.

At 3/21/07 08:22 PM, SuperDeagle wrote: Go for It!

Well, your recent collab was a flop, actually put effort into the idea you make for a flash idea you plan to have a group of people to follow through with. Like so many others before you, you find it a nuisance to flag reviews, sticking with the normal whistle for 3 whole years isn't something to be proud of, neither is still possessing a police badge ( golden or not ).

Half of your reviews seem to contribute.......absolutely nothing! One liners with a smiley attached, a lol </insert word(s) here>, or horribly spelt nags of improvement needed yet with very little advice given in the entire thing.

At 3/21/07 08:23 PM, Serta wrote: critizize me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now this is an example of why 13 year old. female, myspace users should not come here. Your posts suck, your taste in music/movies suck, your stats suck. YOU. SUCK. Simply stated, it does not get any easier to understand (but I doubt you will be able to read this, unless I start making every other word a misspelt mess of E-slang).

At 3/21/07 08:23 PM, ultim8dude wrote: Do me, I Can't wait to be critisized!

Now now, don't let my erorrs rub off on you, young one. Already you've shown the stupidity of 10 people but must it be 11? I guess so, since you can't draw to save your life. The films you choose to take your spots at the bottom of your profile resonate with shit. I was offset with the godfather for a bit then quickly came to my senses that other then that one solitary choice, the rest are either sub-par or plain mainstream garbage. Oh and profile message: ultim8dude..co olest dude on the internet!!!... ............... ......... o(^_^)o <-monkey man..lol.

....

At 3/21/07 08:24 PM, SuperSexyActionFurry wrote: ohno plz dont teh pwner me XD

Well aside from the wide flaming I can derive simply from your certain fetish, you are a co-author of a couple spam flashes, nothing special there. You also hold a disregard for raising any of your stats whatsoever. First of all, you use WAY too many smilies ( even go so far as to invent some ). You almost always hold no rationale, but looking a couple of your posts it seems you have the most unpredictable personality of any BBS user. Are you smoking something? Anything actually logical you've created in the past seems like it's been born of a pothead's mind.

You also oh so love to seem ironical whenever there is a thread involving yiff, it's gotten so very dull and mundane so stoppitkthxbai -_-

At 3/21/07 08:24 PM, D-XN wrote: Ahah my posts are fucking crap.

Let's see how bad you can do it.

Like so many before you, you've neglected to raise both your whistle level or B/P to an even adequete level. I'm seeing one liners across the board, EVERYWHERE, it's worse then my older posts. The posts themselves almost never contribute to the topic, let alone even be on topic. Oh and by the way, that IS a banana in my pocket, I saved it for an ape like you.

At 3/22/07 09:22 PM, Jesus-made-me-do-it wrote: Well done you managed...Nothing actually. If that is cruelty then you're about as dangerous a box of kittens. Or you're a poof either I really don’t give a shit. Outsmart a pastry? Why would want to? Now we know what you do in you're spare time. So my display pic of Jesus going off into space is MUCH worse than.....crappy drawn lips? Give me a break. Poor taste in movies? The Terminator, Saw and The Exorcist all have more than one sequel so they must be doing something right you fucking prat. They have blood and violence in them but you wouldn't know that because Mommy wont let you buy them :'( [Which explains unspecified favorite films or bands] And the music well....its getting to competitive and so I choose not to bother with music since every fucker with a microphone is taking everyone else's idea's. No status? My friend if I was as pathetic as you, taking this site seriously having to watch ever silly fuckers flash who thinks he has talent when he doesn't would make me go insane. But you have no friends so it doesn't really matter. I'm a pimple? Well done on the imagination. It's nearly as good as you're lips.....Absolute shit.

Well you get 6/10 for effort. You get 2/10 for making me feel sad. You get 0/10 for insult and you get 10/10 for wasting my time replying a worm like you.

Well done.

Now I was going around thinking I would of had to have done myself, but here it is, my criticism. Not as many unrelated metaphors/similies as I would have liked but you have some talent for critisizing people, now if you want to actually apply that to something useful why don't you participate in these ratings made by me. If not, then you can go scamper along and resume posting regularly.

bring it on buddy

onno crag i told u not to pwner me

TEH PWNED!!! X3 XD

<uploaded picture of a shitty 4chan fad>

At 3/21/07 07:29 PM, Crag wrote: In this thread I'll be only pointing out the absolute worst qualities you show

I want your criticism!

Grag Richard

At 3/22/07 11:26 PM, Crag wrote:

wasting my time replying a worm like you.

Well done.

Now I was going around thinking I would of had to have done myself, but here it is, my criticism. Not as many unrelated metaphors/similies as I would have liked but you have some talent for critisizing people, now if you want to actually apply that to something useful why don't you participate in these ratings made by me. If not, then you can go scamper along and resume posting regularly.

My tallent is based on experience. I've had enough criticism thrown my way to start teaching it. And I have. I've spent days working on comebacks to any insult. I dont have metaphors or similies because I'm straight to the point. Best for writing and reading.

Have you ever watched westerns? It's never the loud angry type who wins it's the quiet person playing cards who takes him outside and beats the fuck into him. Good thing I like playing cards.

So my answer is no, I'm going to stay quiet and wait for the next loud fucker who thinks he can hurt my feelings :'( and just simply shoot him down.

Too bad it would of been fun.

Give it a shot!

Do it baby do it.

Have fun.

for some reason i think i was skipped

Give mine a shot, a sort of missed these threads.

At 3/21/07 08:26 PM, Shanus wrote: And if you want criticize me, I need to be cut down to size.

There's abosolutely nothing to critisize here.......besides the fact of how amazingly average you are.....nothing stands out in your profile, your posts, your picture, even your favorite movies are mainstream. Average punctuality, average mindset, DO SOMETHING INTERESTING, god damnit, it's sickening how real this problem is.

At 3/21/07 08:34 PM, MattTheHeadBanger wrote: I CAN take you criticisms

You're life seems to revolve around music, your posts? Stupidity. Shape up, we don't want consistent loling or insignifican't "Win" messages, you barely even post in the first place, why ruin the few opprotunities you get to make a good impression? Stuck at level nine, adorned with an orange strap, proudly displaying your run-of-the-mill whistle, and showing disregard for anything other than lolwin is how this user makes it through the day.

At 3/21/07 08:49 PM, OsAmARaMa wrote: Rip me apart please.

I'm seeing your recent message about not caring what the number above your level shows, denial is the first stage. Half of your posts are comprised of +1 material, elaborate on the subject atleast. When someone asks you about sports sports you play, do not simply say "Tennis and cricket." Ghandi did say it well, "You must be the change you wish to see in the world," Nothing's changed.

PM request from MemoryCard

First of all, FLCL is not a film, get that through your thick skull, secondly you act like I did when I was going through my first 1,000 posts (not a good time, I tell you). You've also stopped depositing, stopped writing reviews, stopped blowing your whistle, and stopped jusdging entries going into the portal. You take so little form newgrounds yet give nothing back, the question is, why?

PM request from Piromano

I'm seeing many, many three word posts, too much. The other dilema which plauge your imput into the BBS is that almost all the time you spend with your clubs in C&C produces nothing useful, interesting, or worthwhile. All your reviews are similiar to what I've just said, they help in ways to insignificant to notice. Improve on, frankly, everything you type, C&C or not, because the current state it's in is barely enough to get you past a ban.

At 3/23/07 08:46 PM, Jesus-made-me-do-it wrote: My tallent is based on experience. I've had enough criticism thrown my way to start teaching it. And I have. I've spent days working on comebacks to any insult. I dont have metaphors or similies because I'm straight to the point. Best for writing and reading.

Being straight to the point is not always best, it's just how you execute it ( "it" is referring to writing in general ).

Have you ever watched westerns? It's never the loud angry type who wins it's the quiet person playing cards who takes him outside and beats the fuck into him. Good thing I like playing cards.

Though the man playing cards feels personal triumph no one knows it was him who dealt the hand of death to the loud angry one. The public wants display, so I say, put on a show.

At 3/21/07 08:50 PM, StealThisAlias wrote: right here, make fun of me!

Great god, where do I start with this one? No one likes bitchy 13 year olds, the likes of you should be kept off the site. Your profile picture along with message does not make you cool, it only furthers the ditch in which you dug for yourself when joining this site. Nothing, not even a moderately witty reply in your last 300 POSTS. I didn't even bother to check out the rest, it would on be an amplification of what I had already witnessed. The name you've chose to stick with sucks more than a chinese prostitute, along with the shitty joke you've predicted will be born out of it.

You are not a metalhead, get over it, stop classifying yourself just to fit in for no reason other than to think you have a purpose. The band you've assembled is most likely a couple mentally ill pre-pubescents banging on 15$ drums, raving about how society sucks, how parents get you down, and cutting yourself each and every night. I wouldn't be suprised if you out and admitted that you ARE emo ( emotional ) and that you have no talent in music. Leave.

At 3/21/07 08:51 PM, Alphabit wrote: Criticize me plz.

kthx.

That is a fine game your picture has come from, majesty, I might talk with you later on the subject. Your posts are well structured, informative, and almost always without error. Your reviews, on the other hand, leave much to be desired. They are almost the polar opposite of your posts, you seem overly excitable, generally unhelpful, and take pride in yourself for bludgeoning us with tired phrases, "LMAOL" along with not paying any attention at all to stats besides posts and flash, I would think you should atleast try to care.

At 3/21/07 08:53 PM, Dream-of-Duke wrote: Who the heck are you? Who gives the right to critisize people? Who do you think you are? In short words: prepare to get burned.

Who the hell are you?

At 3/22/07 04:10 PM, cementsocks wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=60 2461

LOL. I already did this, but it was a few MONTHS ago, and I spelled criticize right.

<33

Too bad it was locked, :P

presumably by the "VOODOO MAJICKS" you are always raving about.

At 3/22/07 08:58 PM, Bolo wrote: i haet u if u ckitisize me ill bloew ur bainz owt and shuv a foerk uhp ur asse! Doen't u suck up 2 me or i fuck you up gud lol!!!!!!!!!

OK, if you insist.

At 3/21/07 08:54 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: I'd like one good sir.

Fine, you rebellious wigget. Say hey, I liked that movie too. Now why are you so angry, angry icon here, angry icon there, it's a fucking catocalypse. You are not funny and/or witty, stop living under the dillusion created by that young susceptible mind and get down to reality, you are not the king of cackling, the lord of laughs, or even the master of mildly amusing moments. So stop riding on your posts into NG oblivion and do something with yourself for once.

At 3/22/07 08:36 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: be sure to check me too.
At 3/23/07 08:56 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: please don't forget me, there's plenty to critize about me...like my spelling.
At 3/23/07 10:23 PM, Akatsuki321 wrote: Oh come now, its my turn.

No, good day.

damnit you skipped me
i posted on the second page

Have fun attempting to find faults in me.

I know this will be hard for you, considering what a perfect being I am.