Poor excuses for human beings

[RADIACTIVE]

That can't even figure out easy algebra. Now there are a few blond people in my school, I haven't noticed them as being stupid, until today.

So today in algebra class, we were studying the FOIL method of which I wasn't paying attention, go figure. It's not that hard to comprehend. We were doing a few problems in class and the equation we were doing was almost finished except for some simplification:

90 - 88

First guess: 12?
WRONG
Second guess: 18?
WRONG
Third guess, after 5 minutes of mind blowing hints: 2?
FINALLY!

Another example literally 30 seconds later.
SOLVE:

(x + 6)(x - 6)

"What is the first part of the answer?

First guess: Uh...6x?
NO
Second guess: 18?
Still NO!
Third guess: x squared?
FINALLY

Holy shit, these people have to be the worst excuses of human beings EVER

[HotActionYiffFur]

You're in like, 8th grade. You have no rights making fun of the math inapt untill you're at least in Calc.

[piemold]

Poor excuses for human being just because they are bad at math?

BY THE WAY MY PENIS IS BIG

[m4x0]

What a gripping tale.

[sepiroth-blade]

i suck at math too , a thing called a calculator ruined my ability to count

and a thing called internet ruined my ability to spell , ability , abylity wtf ???

[Bunnyreaper]

Even modern Major Generals know about quadratic equations.

[numbers]

At 3/20/07 06:28 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote: Holy shit, these people have to be the worst excuses of human beings EVER

Only cool people like math/algebra.

FUCK OFF YOU COOL PERSON! COOOL PERSON OOOOOO LOOK AT THE COOLIE! LOOK AT THE FUCKING COOLIE >:(

Die.

For the record, x-6 = 6-x what...why x? Why not y or b or c or d OR ANY ALPHATBET.

Literature > Math

[RADIACTIVE]

At 3/20/07 06:29 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: You're in like, 8th grade. You have no rights making fun of the math inapt untill you're at least in Calc.

9th, and I think I'll just bitch about it.

[HotActionYiffFur]

At 3/20/07 06:32 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote:

At 3/20/07 06:29 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: You're in like, 8th grade. You have no rights making fun of the math inapt untill you're at least in Calc.

9th, and I think I'll just bitch about it.

Which is what makes you an idiot for posting this thread in the first place. Your logic was made up on the spot and you have no real reason for being pissed.

Plus you're in the 9th grade, what do you know about life.

[RADIACTIVE]

At 3/20/07 06:32 PM, numbers wrote: Only cool people like math/algebra.

FUCK OFF YOU COOL PERSON! COOOL PERSON OOOOOO LOOK AT THE COOLIE! LOOK AT THE FUCKING COOLIE >:(

Die.

For the record, x-6 = 6-x what...why x? Why not y or b or c or d OR ANY ALPHATBET.

Literature > Math

Sorry dude, but you are a fucking moron. I HATE math, it's a real bitch, and I'm also not cool.

math>literature, because literature is harder.

[ShawnEdison]

At 3/20/07 06:32 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote:

At 3/20/07 06:29 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: You're in like, 8th grade. You have no rights making fun of the math inapt untill you're at least in Calc.

9th, and I think I'll just bitch about it.

Im only in 10th and Im doing Calculus.

Jesus. where do you go to school.. Alabama? OHHHH. BURN ON ALABAMA.

Sorry.

[SouthAsian]

I'm so angry at math i'm going to stick my pinky finger up its anus.

[Bunnyreaper]

At 3/20/07 06:29 PM, VeinDigger wrote: What a gripping tale.

I suppose you could tell it better with song.

[Shadow-XII]

Just because you're a pathetic little nerd who believes he must learn meaningless shit like ALGEBRA, doesnt mean everyone else is stupid.

Go fuck yourself, you self-absorbed asshole.

[RADIACTIVE]

At 3/20/07 06:33 PM, HotActionYiffFur wrote: Which is what makes you an idiot for posting this thread in the first place. Your logic was made up on the spot and you have no real reason for being pissed.

Plus you're in the 9th grade, what do you know about life.

I definately know most people in this world are oblivious morons.

[sepiroth-blade]

At 3/20/07 06:46 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Just because you're a pathetic little nerd who believes he must learn meaningless shit like ALGEBRA, doesnt mean everyone else is stupid.

owned

Go fuck yourself, you self-absorbed asshole.

meh

[RADIACTIVE]

At 3/20/07 06:46 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Just because you're a pathetic little nerd who believes he must learn meaningless shit like ALGEBRA, doesnt mean everyone else is stupid.

Go fuck yourself, you self-absorbed asshole.

Are you a complete imbecile or just a raging idiot? I don't care about school, but when people can't figure out 90 - 88, then just fucking wow.

[Onizero]

Wow, you are a poor excuse for a human bieng just because their dumb shits at math doesn't mean they're worthless and deserve to be slaughtered like cows which your probably finding a way you can do that right now.

[HotActionYiffFur]

At 3/20/07 07:04 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote:

At 3/20/07 06:46 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Just because you're a pathetic little nerd who believes he must learn meaningless shit like ALGEBRA, doesnt mean everyone else is stupid.

Go fuck yourself, you self-absorbed asshole.

Are you a complete imbecile or just a raging idiot? I don't care about school, but when people can't figure out 90 - 88, then just fucking wow.

So;

"I don't care about school" shows that you lack the basic skills to motivate yourself to create a life of your own. It shows us that you're lazy. Posting a topic about how people fail because they suck at math is completely idiotic and wrong.

"When people can't figure out 90 - 80". Something you find as easy may be hard to others, hence you're a better person. Yet you don't care about school, which is where'd you'd most likely learn about the problem 90 - 80 .

You've backed yourself into a corner. Just stop.

[Oxymaniac]

You're living proof that eveloution can go in reverse.

[Zerok]

We have it here too.

That's one of my most loved threads.

[DEFF]

in my opinion, i think most people fail math more then any other subject because thats how most of my family runs :l

[RADIACTIVE]

By the way, this little rant was a test between Newgrounds' forums and a different forum. The other forum actually posted smart posts and witty responses. Unlike you, Newgrounds, you simply felt like being idiots. I also had to post like a moron to get more responses on how you may post; let me just say, you failed the test HORRIBLY

[Zerok]

At 3/20/07 07:13 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: You're living proof that eveloution can go in reverse.

Actually, evolution has no goal or ultimate direction.

=\

[mdmartian53]

At 3/20/07 06:28 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote: That can't even figure out easy algebra. Now there are a few blond people in my school, I haven't noticed them as being stupid, until today.

SOLVE:

(x + 6)(x - 6)

"What is the first part of the answer?

First guess: Uh...6x?
NO
Second guess: 18?
Still NO!
Third guess: x squared?
FINALLY

That's correct for the first part. However, the total to that problem is x^2 -36 It is figured as follows:
1. x times x is x^2
2. x times 6 is 6x
3. x times -6 is -6x
4. 6 times -6 is -36
5. x^2 +6x -6x -36 = x^2 -36

Holy shit, these people have to be the worst excuses of human beings EVER

Not really - they just suck at math and/or were not paying any attention. I've dealt with dishonest, power-hungry people. They're worse.

[somestupidloser]

hehe, your class is pretty stupid... honestly though, I'm only good at math when I have a pencil and a piece of paper, I accidentally got the square root of 9 wrong on this really long equation the teacher made me do after he caught me listening to music.

[Zerok]

At 3/20/07 07:15 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote: By the way, this little rant was a test between Newgrounds' forums and a different forum.

Let's see the link, hotshot.

[LinkManDX]

Factor x^2+2x+1. Show your work.

[Oxymaniac]

At 3/20/07 07:15 PM, Zerok wrote:

At 3/20/07 07:13 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: You're living proof that eveloution can go in reverse.

Actually, evolution has no goal or ultimate direction.

=\

Oh, ok. My bad.

[HotActionYiffFur]

At 3/20/07 07:15 PM, RADIACTIVE wrote: By the way, this little rant was a test between Newgrounds' forums and a different forum. The other forum actually posted smart posts and witty responses. Unlike you, Newgrounds, you simply felt like being idiots. I also had to post like a moron to get more responses on how you may post; let me just say, you failed the test HORRIBLY

If you knew anything you wouldn't waste your time posting it here then. You've proven to me, yet again, how stupid you actually are.

Why would anyone give you a smart remark when you've just critised an entire race? Seems to me like they're the dumb ones.