shit in a hat

[hypersomniax]

so this is likely going to be looked at as yet another fantasizing thing... but i would actually like some advice on this.

here's the sitchiation:

my best friend (who is a girl) who i've gone out with twice was just broken up with by her boyfriend (who wants to kill me), and she's in a really fragile emotional state. i REALLY wanna gto out with her again for like a really long time (yes, the sex is THAT good) but being a teenage boy with all the time in the world (i unschool. look into it.) there's loads of other chicks i could be hooking up with.

so HERE'S the dilemma: i want to go out with this girl, but i don't wanna be tied down to one person. she's in love with me, i'm in love with her. i broke up with her the second time because of that, i didn't think i could be faithful.

so should i stay single and just be friends with her? or should i go out with her and devote more of my time to her (like a good boyfriend should.)?

the other issue is because i got her now ex-boyfriend in trouble with the law (he was repeatedly threatening to kill me, he even pulled a switch blade once) and her family has been very close with his family for a looooong time, everybody except this girl (and her brother, i guess) hates me. her mom, her dad, her ex, her ex's two grandmothers (yes, they are lesbian [eeeew.].) and all of her ex's friends.

advice, please?

[McJesus]

At 3/14/07 03:48 AM, hypersomniax wrote: advice, please?

Go to a website that won't tell you to rape her.. seriously. You're not likely to get good advice on Newgrounds.

[HailFire]

Dating advice?

On Newgrounds?

You're kidding, right?

The best you're going to get is likely to be along the lines of "Rape Her". O_o

[HailFire]

At 3/14/07 03:51 AM, McJesus wrote: Go to a website that won't tell you to rape her.. seriously. You're not likely to get good advice on Newgrounds.

Give me some credit, I was that damn close.

[McJesus]

At 3/14/07 03:52 AM, HailFire wrote:

At 3/14/07 03:51 AM, McJesus wrote: Go to a website that won't tell you to rape her.. seriously. You're not likely to get good advice on Newgrounds.

Give me some credit, I was that damn close.

hears 10 credits

[HailFire]

At 3/14/07 04:01 AM, McJesus wrote: hears 10 credits

Damn straight.

[PoJoX]

Oh.

I thought you really did mean shit in a hat.

You dissapoint me.

[Boltrig]

At 3/14/07 04:03 AM, PoJoX wrote: Oh.

I thought you really did mean shit in a hat.

You dissapoint me.

Indeed. I thought this was perhaps a referance to spanky pig defacating in a sombrero!

Drawn together. Look it up!

[Syzyde]

At 3/14/07 04:03 AM, PoJoX wrote: Oh.

I thought you really did mean shit in a hat.

You dissapoint me.

I...I was expecting AT LEAST a shitty ms paint pic

:'(

[McJesus]

At 3/14/07 04:23 AM, Syzyde wrote: AT LEAST a shitty ms paint pic

What a pun.

[hypersomniax]

i actually don't have MS paint on my computer (for some reason i'm missing a lot of the original files), but i can do shit in a hat on flash or photoshop.

and yeah, i guess i shouldn't be asking for serious relational advice on NG... cause you know, we're all SO mature...

At 3/14/07 04:03 AM, PoJoX wrote:

Oh.

I thought you really did mean shit in a hat.

You dissapoint me.

'(

I...I was expecting AT LEAST a shitty ms paint pic

LOLZ just kidding.

this thread could get pretty funny... fretty punny... losing focus... smitty the bunny... kitty on my tummy.............m ;ladaposihpaoihgzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zz wuah.

sleepy.

[Bolo]

Worst topic ever?

Yes, much.

I doubt any of us cares enough to give you any real advice.

So here's some advice: Find some people who care about giving advice, and ask their advice on how to get them to give you their advice when youo need their advice.

Or, at least, that's my advice.

[hypersomniax]

At 3/14/07 04:56 AM, Bolo wrote: Worst topic ever?

Yes, much.

I doubt any of us cares enough to give you any real advice.

So here's some advice: Find some people who care about giving advice, and ask their advice on how to get them to give you their advice when youo need their advice.

Or, at least, that's my advice.

which pretty much proves that you care enough to at least provide crappy advice.

[Noodleboy111]

Well, you should just go out with her, but anyways, why is it titled "shit in a hat"?

I expected a funny story about how someone shitted in a hat.

[FlameAlchemist]

At 3/14/07 03:51 AM, McJesus wrote:

At 3/14/07 03:48 AM, hypersomniax wrote: advice, please?

Go to a website that won't tell you to rape her.. seriously. You're not likely to get good advice on Newgrounds.

Ra- R-R-r-r-Raee... TOO HARD! CANT... HOLD I-IT!... RAPE HEEEEEEEERRR!

[Theslav]

yer when does the shit in a hat come in?

fail

[LokLokLok]

rape her ex's two lesbian grandmothers

[SouthAsian]

Do whatever to ease your testosterone levels.

think of your sperm!

[hypersomniax]

k, everyone who got pissed at me:

VIEW!

[TurtleJuice]

At 3/14/07 04:03 AM, PoJoX wrote: Oh.

I thought you really did mean shit in a hat.

You dissapoint me.

Me too , but instaid i had to read a softcore teenage drama story .