Kicked out of "300" movie...

[Sun-and-Moon]

I haven't seen 300 yet because I was banned from my cineplex. We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something. So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong fucking movie!" I just had to do what I did next. I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor. Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer, and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it.

[VaviX]

It sounded mental until line 9.

[zealot1234]

*claps*

[Splurgle]

This may not be true, but it was still fucking hilarious.

[New-Milkman]

If its true, congrats. You kicked a fat chick ;)

[CaptainQuartz]

Epic, you win my penis.

Do me now, k?

[MidnyteRayne]

Goddamnit I lol'd.

[FlameAlchemist]

At 3/13/07 12:47 AM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest

FUCKING WIN. I laughed so damn hard... phew... 10 wins....

[Mr-Contradiction]

pity you didnt get to use the "tonight we dine in hell" line...

[Sun-and-Moon]

At 3/13/07 12:52 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: pity you didnt get to use the "tonight we dine in hell" line...

I didn't get to see the movie so I don't know about that line, I just saw the trailer

[ElectroMagnetic]

IT'S SPARTA, BITCH.

I didn't really see how it was THAT hilarious.

[Splurgle]

This movie is becoming a fad like Snakes on a Plane. I must see it! =]

[TheLongestDay]

Sounds like madness. ;)

[Bazi]

and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor.

Fofl well done :D

[Mr-President]

At 3/13/07 12:47 AM, Sun-and-Moon wrote: I haven't seen 300 yet because I was banned from my cineplex.

You haven't ... Seen ... 300?

We had all lined up in front of the theater for about 30 minutes, and then they brought us in. I had to stand right beside these two fat, horse-faced lesbians eating each others tongues like they were making a political statement or something.

You know you liked it.

So, like 30 minutes later, we end up shuffling in the theater and these fucking bitches start bitching about having to wait when the movie is about to start, mind you, it was 11 and it was a midnight showing. It turns out they were going to see that stupid Jim Carrey movie 23 and they were missing it. So, the ugliest of the two bitches just exclaims like no one's there "This is the wrong fucking movie!" I just had to do what I did next.

Make me happy....

I shouted at the top of my lungs "This is SPARTA" and kicked her in the chest, causing her to fall down about 8 steps to the floor.

YES! You're dining in HELL TONIGHT! Totally woth it.

Most were shocked, but about 80% of the theater started to cheer,

Including 99% of Newgrounds.

and I was forcibly thrown out by 2 officers. Charges are going to be pressed against me apparently, but it was worth it.

Someone please find the officers and kill them. Also, pics or it didn't happen.

[Teh-Riddler]

Well even though you'll probably go to jail, you win.

[SgtSmiley]

HAHA AWSOME

[SadisticSatisfaction]

Applause.

[Sp00kyy]

Haha. Fucking right.:)

[SirXVII]

Good lie.

[Lazerwolf]

Dude, i never would have done that, but thats because im a pussy and would only think about doing it. :D That bitch deserved it, and it was definately worth it.

[Cootie]

At 3/13/07 12:49 AM, New-Milkman wrote: If its true, congrats. You kicked a fat chick ;)

though it was her boobs that hit her in the face that did the most damage

[pieoncar]

Saw the same post on 4chan last night.

[CaptainQuartz]

If this is fake (which I doubt, due to ths fact this has a good creditbility stature) it will always be epic, this might be the only thread that goes in my signature.

[Syzyde]

You got dragged out of there like a hero.

I salute you!

[Cory-UVP]

If you really did kick her.... bravo.

[Slightly-Crazy-Dude]

At 3/13/07 09:06 AM, pieoncar wrote: Saw the same post on 4chan last night.

It is delicious copy-pasta, you must eat it.

[UnknownFear]

Fucking QUOTED!

This is SPARTA!!

[Warrickneff]

At 3/13/07 09:28 AM, Slightly-Crazy-Dude wrote:

At 3/13/07 09:06 AM, pieoncar wrote: Saw the same post on 4chan last night.

It is delicious copy-pasta, you must eat it.

I even shared some of this delicious copy-pasta with my friends last night as well. It's too bad.

[HoboPorn]

At 3/13/07 12:49 AM, New-Milkman wrote: If its true, congrats. You kicked a fat chick ;)

Fat dyke. Their kind are diffrent from fat chicks.