picking up chicks.

[timeslyr]

Anybody have good tips in picking up chicks because I suck at it.

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

At 3/12/07 10:31 PM, timeslyr wrote: Anybody have good tips in picking up chicks because I suck at it.

stop playing wow

[Killingmo]

I doubt many people on NG knows.

Including me

[Sparkpro]

Don't ask complete strangers over the computer.

[Ganon-Dorf]

Give up everything that you call a lfe now and get out of your room.

[Leeko]

At 3/12/07 10:31 PM, timeslyr wrote: Anybody have good tips in picking up chicks because I suck at it.

Booze.

[DrHood]

A good start would be getting off the computer and going outside.

[McFooFa]

Dude, you're on an internet message board.

The only advice you're going to get is unfunny sex jokes.

[DEFF]

dont take tips off NG BBS

[Advent-Sinner]

Grab them by the back of the pants. You could hoist them onto your sholder, or knock them out and carry them in a wagon.

[CoolGoat]

Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI

[kdfsjljklgjfg]

At 3/12/07 10:34 PM, Advent-Sinner wrote: Grab them by the back of the pants. You could hoist them onto your sholder, or knock them out and carry them in a wagon.

dont forget drugging, thats always a possibility

[TheZach]

"Tackle drunk bitches"

[UltimateAxl]

Well, Newgrounds isn't an good place for this stuff, but it is worth an try. I think you should just talk to a girl you like alot. If she is hot enough then you'll probably fail unless you're popular in school. Popularity doesn't matter really, if a girl you like in school for a while go after her.

If you think by using the word "chicks," means to you is prostitutes. Then count me out, I've never picked one up before.

[NimbleElephant]

Talk to them likey they're one of the guys. Just leave out the perverted jokes. Well, keep some perverted jokes. Also, don't be afraid to just talk to them one on one. So many of my friends can't talk to girls unless there is another guy in the conversation. Also, just start talking to one and say "Hey, I'm going to a movie friday, you wanna go?" but ask like you're asking one of your friends.

[TheZach]

At 3/12/07 10:34 PM, CoolGoat wrote: Enjoy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sl23O5N9FFI

"I'm so boss, I'm at the end of world 8-5."

[John-Wayne]

One line: Baby does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[AdamRice]

Well, just talking to them is a good place to start.

You know, if you like em, talk to em, don't stalk em.

[Lasergates]

dress up as a pirate and net them then drag them back to your sea vessel

[Neiliomedeilio]

Well... you SHOULDN'T try to pick them up... in a tank.

Everyone know you cant pick up chicks in a tank.

[SexWithAnimals]

watching "ted bundy" shuould give you some good pointers

[CaptainQuartz]

Taking her pants while she's on the crapper.

[Mr-Contradiction]

start with weights, then they will be easier to lift

A PUN FOR SPARTAAAAA

[CIA]

At 3/12/07 10:33 PM, Leeko wrote:

At 3/12/07 10:31 PM, timeslyr wrote: Anybody have good tips in picking up chicks because I suck at it.

Booze.

exactly

[kolpol81]

get off ng

[Metrackle]

Take a bunch of steroids and lift weights. When you're good and ready, lift her over your head. Women are impressed by men who can lift them over their heads. Just hope she has sex with you before your genitalia becomes noticeably smaller or you'll die a muscle-bound virgin, and even if you get laid your sex life wouldn't really last. On the plus side, you'll be super strong and probably have a future in pro wrestling.

[Jemry]

Lift at the knees, nobody wants the be carried around by a guy with a thrown out back.

[OGBallaLOC]

talk to them nice,
and dont make it look like ur tryin to get some nookie

[SadisticMonkey]

At 3/13/07 03:40 AM, OGBallaLOC wrote: talk to them nice,
and dont make it look like ur tryin to get some nookie

no no no, nice never works.

[HogWashSoup]

first they need to hatch from their eggs.

then you just grab them. make sure they dont peck you.