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Ever notice how its all the anti-religious people who want to start shit?

At 3/7/07 11:12 PM, SirXVII wrote:

At 3/7/07 11:08 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Revelations 22: 20

"Surely I come quickly, thus saith the Lord"

Lolz premature ejaculation...

It's not about premature ejaculation you twit.

I know you dipshit. It's called a joke.

At 3/8/07 12:01 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 3/7/07 11:12 PM, SirXVII wrote:

At 3/7/07 11:08 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Revelations 22: 20

"Surely I come quickly, thus saith the Lord"

Lolz premature ejaculation...

It's not about premature ejaculation you twit.

I know you dipshit. It's called a joke.

Pretty stupid joke.

Suffer the little children...
come on to me...

the bible is full of shit. the asshole who came up with it couldve wrote it just a little better so that it might make some fucking sense.

At 3/8/07 12:11 AM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:

At 3/8/07 12:01 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 3/7/07 11:12 PM, SirXVII wrote:

At 3/7/07 11:08 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Revelations 22: 20

"Surely I come quickly, thus saith the Lord"

Lolz premature ejaculation...

It's not about premature ejaculation you twit.

I know you dipshit. It's called a joke.

Pretty stupid joke.

Eh, alot of people find it hilarious. Don't be such a touchy little pussy.

At 3/8/07 12:59 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

Revelations 22: 20

"Surely I come quickly, thus saith the Lord"

LOL, "come" quickly...quite funny phrase you got there.

"ahmen"

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lol, the only good religion is budizm (its morals i mean) but until religion becomes obsolite, (as in, sum guy throws a shit load of letters, numbers, and symboles together and say "this proves god is not real!!!)...<thats gunna be me

i did sum random math equasions and figured out that this proves god doesn't exist!!!

G=6+748301947392xPie-5834938-78%-a+not fucking real-150%-4718274+j=god does not exist

there u go... i did what einstien did =D

but follow those steps and it will seem obvious to u...

At 3/8/07 12:55 AM, csst wrote: the bible is full of shit. the asshole who came up with it couldve wrote it just a little better so that it might make some fucking sense.

1. The bible was written by many people, not one perdon.
2. The reason it is so fucked up in some parts is because it was written thousands of years ago, and has been translated so many time

i cant beleive one religion has to affect laws, like gay marage, or sending missionaries to 3rd world countries to convert them to christianity (hiding the food from them) usually catholic too, so the pope can get more religious people kissing his ass

Deuteronomy chapter 22, verses 28-29

28 If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;

29 Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

At 3/8/07 01:22 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: i cant beleive one religion has to affect laws, like gay marage,

Well considering marriage was invented by Christianity...

At 3/8/07 01:36 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

At 3/8/07 01:22 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: i cant beleive one religion has to affect laws, like gay marage,

Well considering marriage was invented by Christianity...

thing is, it turned into an every day thing, even athiests like me get maried, simple as that, and doesnt the bible also encourage free will and equality? but then it ruins everything it stands for with this shite.

besides, i already proved god doesn't exist, live wit it lolz

At 3/8/07 01:38 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote:

besides, i already proved god doesn't exist, live wit it lolz

That's not even fucking funny.

Some verse.. it says all good things come from above.

If I know my bible.. Satan fell from heaven.

From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. And he went on to Mount Carmel and from there returned to Samaria.

At 3/7/07 08:50 PM, Kaabi wrote: More proof how fucking stupid the Bible is.

More proof how fucking ignorant and over-assuming people can be.

Psalm 110:1

The LORD says to my Lord: "Sit at My right hand Until I make Your enemies a footstool for Your feet"

hmmm....if i find mine,il check.

At 3/8/07 01:36 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote:

At 3/8/07 01:22 AM, Iron-Hampster wrote: i cant beleive one religion has to affect laws, like gay marage,

Well considering marriage was invented by Christianity...

that's not true. Pagans married long before Christianity was ever a cult.

At 3/7/07 11:02 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote:

At 3/7/07 10:56 PM, Bazi wrote:

At 3/7/07 10:55 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote: Um, those aren't meant to be taken literally.

By taking them literally, you are showing how stupid YOU are.

And how...

You're serious?

Well let me spell it out for you, again confirming your stupidity:

With that "pluck out your eye' quote, he wasn't telling you to actually pluck out your eye. He was simply using that as a METAPHOR to say that you should remove anything in your life that causes you to do bad things, ie drugs, guns, other negative influences.

Jeez, I didn't think people could be THAT stupid.

So yer saying gun are bad? Hummm... How about this? We get rid fo all the guns in the United States and see what happens. Come on it will be fun. We can go back to swords and maces. Were gonna win the war in iraq now.

First off, I'm an atheist.

The bible has had some good influance on people and such, teaching about things like morality and equality. But why would anyone write everything in methaphors and such when they could just say it clearly. People will probably say something like: "It's so everyone can understand", but doesn't it make it harder to understand exactly WHAT is it thatt they ment?

If we take any piece of text, and twich it and turn it, say something was just a metaphore we can make almost anything out of anything. It is a good thing that we 'modify' the bible to our times so we wouldn't just go doing crazy things, but I don't think we should believe it too much.

Note that I'm not taking any sides on this.

At 3/7/07 11:12 PM, SirXVII wrote:

At 3/7/07 11:08 PM, cellardoor6 wrote: Revelations 22: 20

"Surely I come quickly, thus saith the Lord"

Lolz premature ejaculation...

Makes you think how scary that is if you believe in such a thing.

It's not about premature ejaculation you twit.

What if we want it to be about premature ejaculation? Cant i decide? Yer evil!!! *ccry cry cry*

At 3/7/07 10:55 PM, bob-the-ripper wrote: Um, those aren't meant to be taken literally.

By taking them literally, you are showing how stupid YOU are.

That's the thing that is WRONG with the Bible. People say what to be taken literally, and what not to be taken literally. All the stuff Jesus did probably was not meant to be taken literally. You can't say what is real and what is not just to make it make more sense. Christianity is so fucking stupid, I don't know why so many people believe in it.

This topic could have been funny had a bunch of retarded cock sucking relegious zelots not sucked all the fun out of it by taking it far too seriously. >:(

At 3/7/07 10:44 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: Way to take it literally doofy.

Indeed

At 3/7/07 08:50 PM, Kaabi wrote: More proof how fucking stupid the Bible is.

Burn in hell, Satan.

Pretty stupid joke.

Eh, alot of people find it hilarious. Don't be such a touchy little pussy.

I for one found it pretty funny. None of the others made me laugh.

"not even fucking funny"

probably coming from sum1 who cant exept the facts

You know that a thread needs to rest in peace when every post has the F word written all over it. I don't like to curse because it shows feelings of strong emotion: or stupidity.