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if you aren't BSing, and cops wont do shit, kill him next time. Seriously.

If he was unarmed plant an knife in his hand. Remember, dead men don't talk

oh for FFS. YOU IDIOT! call the fucking police! sure he didn't brain fuck you? The police are here for a reason!!!!!!

This story needs more Homoeroticism.

What kind of an idiot wouldn't call the police?

get some really strong spray that BURNS! and spray at his face! hear his beautiful screams!

How many times must I tell you they won't do anything about it! It's night time here now andI'm by myself creepy

At 3/7/07 06:41 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: How many times must I tell you they won't do anything about it! It's night time here now andI'm by myself creepy

fucking arm yourself, if you got a photocamera, taker a pic when he is inside your house, You know like. When he enters the room you quickly take a picture of him, and have a one huge knife beside you and threaden him "Move, and i will slice your throat." try that

At 3/7/07 04:58 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: You want proff, come over and get some

ok, lie or not there is a simple solution. Get some string to hold the sword up and place it halfway in mid air next to your door. When he runs in...

*SLICE*

At 3/7/07 06:47 AM, Khawner wrote:

At 3/7/07 04:58 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: You want proff, come over and get some

ok, lie or not there is a simple solution. Get some string to hold the sword up and place it halfway in mid air next to your door. When he runs in...

*SLICE*

And get send to jai? :P smart ^^

At 3/7/07 06:47 AM, Khawner wrote:

At 3/7/07 04:58 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: You want proff, come over and get some

ok, lie or not there is a simple solution. Get some string to hold the sword up and place it halfway in mid air next to your door. When he runs in...

*SLICE*

What it it's One of my family, Then What Hmm HMM!

I actually know how to make a pretty good weapon out of a bottle, baking soda, and viniger. Ok, here's what you do.

Get bottle with cork

Get baking soda and viniger

Poor in LOTS of baking soda

Then poor in viniger

Quickly shove in nthe cork as fast as you can. (Make sure the cork is in there really tight)

Then, pressure will build, the bottle can't hold it and BOOM!! You got yourself a bottle bomb!

So when he comes into your house.......well, I'll just reaniact it. "YOUR ASS IS MINE BITCH!" Blow him up

At 3/7/07 06:52 AM, Khawner wrote: Bomb that isn't a bomb

That isn't a bomb, it's a bottle that can't hold the pressure. A bomb has an explosion, with flames and so on.. That doesn't.

At 3/7/07 07:01 AM, Mag-got wrote:

At 3/7/07 06:52 AM, Khawner wrote: Bomb that isn't a bomb

That isn't a bomb, it's a bottle that can't hold the pressure. A bomb has an explosion, with flames and so on.. That doesn't.

well you get the idea

You know, i would phone the police....?

You should try and reason with him, bake him a cake or something as a peace offering.

first off, I find it REALLY hard to believe that the cops would do nothing. So I'm going to try hard not to believe that you're not a chronic liar, and give you some advice.

Call your local news station about it. Tell them what's been going on and that the police won't do anything about it. Get your parents to help. That'll bring your problem out in the open and the guy won't dare do anything to you after that. The cops might even take action.

I'm gonna break this thread down into very small, easy parts.

Begin:

Oh my God, some guy broke into my house (or at least that's my story, maybe I want attention, whatever). He broke a window, came into my house, and put a knife to my face (or so I say). I called the cops, but those damn cops never do anything when people's lives are threatened (pretty fucking standard for most stories told by 12 year olds). But after telling you this and making myself sounds like a scared little bitch, I'm gonna tell you all I have a REAL FUCKING SWORD in my room (because I'm so fucking hardcore and shit).

End.

Well, as a good scandinavian I will give you a word of advice! : )

1: Get the biggest f*cking axe you can find
2: chop off his penis
3: everybody wins! :D

Or you could duel him if you want to look cool.

Next time he comes into your room, psyche yourself up (and freak him out) by chanting the following at him over and over again:

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

At 3/7/07 02:02 AM, Lone-Ronin1 wrote: Buy a border collie. They kill people well at least mine does

border collie, like lassie? eff that you need to buy a shark instead

At 3/7/07 09:09 AM, korded wrote:

At 3/7/07 02:02 AM, Lone-Ronin1 wrote: Buy a border collie. They kill people well at least mine does

border collie, like lassie? eff that you need to buy a shark instead

Lassie was a collie, not a border collie, lol.

At 3/7/07 09:11 AM, Shuko wrote: Lassie was a collie, not a border collie, lol.

ah the only thing i know bout dogs is that they just dont taste as good as real beef, but hey try tellin that to the ppl at my local chinese mall

At 3/7/07 01:56 AM, UltimaMaster wrote: This freaking psycho lives down the road and I swear He has it in for us. man was staring at me Creepy! and Last night he broke in and I woke up he had a knife to my face! He was close to cutting my cheek

wow ! fucking noob (that psycho) MOLOTOV BOMB HIS FUCKING HOUSE if he breaks in again or just kill him,hurt him , shoot him, destroy him,destroy things he haves ,....

i have mini pipe bobs ( yknow like fireworks) trow them at em sure packs some fear

man that guys is fuckin weird... call the cops when he try to enter your house.

you don't have much option.

Hey, nobody's said 'pics or it didn't happen' yet.
I'm surprised.

Go all home alone on his ass.

since your us9ing the word "arse"
im guessing your from england.

Well, i live in england, and i know the police wouldnt let that shit stand. Your rents- if they had to chase him off- and there EVIDENCE OF HTE FUCING BROKEN WINDOWS would have definately called the police and you probably would have bene watched over- or hte poilce would have arrested hta tman already.
Stop lying- you suck.

I believed you until:

At 3/7/07 01:56 AM, UltimaMaster wrote:

:Last night he broke in and I woke up he had a knife to my face! He was close to cutting my cheek, but I rolled off my bed just in time and yelled for help! He ran as soon as I did this. What's going to happen tonight I'm really scared!

Actually i believe this kid . Yeah , the man is a ghost who died 10 years ago , and wants to kill you . He's also possed the police so that they won't care about somebody breaking into your house and harrassing your family . Also , you should use your " Sword " to fight him off , and do ninja moves and jump kicks to fight him off , and don't forget to use your slo-mo powers or you'll never beat him .

Sorry i just felt like continuing your shitty story you decided to make up for attention