Gta Rant.

[Sqeezy0]

This is a rant, if your a fucking retarded GTA fanboy please read further on.

We all know what GTA is, but I'll explain it for those three people who haven't played a single game of it yet:

You play a guy, who gets a gun and a close combat weapon, and the ability to jack cars and even flying shit in some of the last games, for what purpose? KILLING PEOPLE AND DOING MISSIONS, and for incase your wondering, the missions also contain ONLY KILLING.

Boy oh Boy Rockstar, I'm suprised you guys got that far with this game, since all of the games only does contain killing, being controversial is one thing, but letting your fans play the same shit, FUCKING CONSTANTLY WITH EVERY RELEASE SUCKS A FUCKING BITCH FUCK.

Yeah, I'm going to skip some games to rant, because they suck so many ass.

GTA2
Very, very sure this is the best game of all the released GTA games, it was the first one and was unique, UNTIL.

GTA3
Great, you get to play with TOMMY VERCETTI, he can't talk for a unknown reason, probably because he's such a hardcore asshole jock, you get to do more of the same: Killing and run people over, the only diffrence from this and GTA2 are 3D, sounds and those annoying numbers dancing in your window screen in GTA2.

GTA:Vice City
More of the same, only with better audio and a smaller map, and geuss what, EVERYTHING IS THE SAME, and still with the lovely piece of shit engine.

GTA:SAN ANDREAS
Great, heres where all the great features come, missions suck, engine yet sucks again, your personage sucks, ending sucks, and just more of the same KILLING, don't we all love doing the same object for a few years in a game? GODFUCKINGBLESSYOUROCKSTAR.

I'ma go skip to the GTA:VCS for the Psp.
Okay, more of the same SHIT ENGINE, shitty character you play, we know Victor Vance dies some years later, and you get to play him, that sucks, just more of the same killing.

I'm just trying to say this game offers nothing more then killing and fun for a few hours, Rockstar seriously has to put something up like ragdoll PY to make the game fun, seeing NPC's having seizure attacks and run away after you hit them once with a bat sucks.

[SwaaanOfTheDead]

How is GTA2 supposed to be the first one, craphead?

[36Holla]

Oh geez, im not even going near this one

[Sqeezy0]

At 3/6/07 12:27 PM, SwaaanOfTheDead wrote: How is GTA2 supposed to be the first one, craphead?

GTA2 was the first one released here, seeing the first GTA wasn't even on beta stage.

I would think Grand Theift Auto came before Grand theift Auto 2... but that's just my thinking.

[White-hole]

Who the fuck gets this worked up over a VIDEO GAME?

[oldbinny]

Ummm.... Claude Speed is in GTAIII not Vercetti.

[Supperdude9]

" the missions also contain ONLY KILLING."

Lessee...

-Driving Phil to the Hospital to SAVE HIS LIFE after he blew off his arm...

-Racing Missions...

-Escorting somebody...

-Taxi Missions...

-Paramedic Missions, where YOU SAVE LIVES...

-Fire Fighter Missions, where YOU SAVE LIVES...

Should I stop, or should I embarrass you some more?

[Mag-got]

In GTA 3 it wasn't Tommy Vercetti, it was Claude.. Tommy was in vice city.

Nobody in here is embarrassed... it's a video game...

[Lost-Chances]

At 3/6/07 12:25 PM, Sqeezy wrote: GTA3
Great, you get to play with TOMMY VERCETTI,

I stopped here. If you're going to rant about something, get your fucking facts right or fuck off. It's really as simple as that.

[Supperdude9]

Although I do have to agree with the dude that it's a tad depressing that Vance will die in a fairly anticlimatic manner where he didn't even have a chance.

[Haggard]

At 3/6/07 12:25 PM, Sqeezy wrote: This is a rant, if your a fucking retarded GTA fanboy please read further on.

Have you played all the GTA games that you are ranting about? If so: You are a dumbass.
If not: GTFO

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 3/6/07 12:28 PM, Sqeezy wrote:

At 3/6/07 12:27 PM, SwaaanOfTheDead wrote: How is GTA2 supposed to be the first one, craphead?

GTA2 was the first one released here, seeing the first GTA wasn't even on beta stage.

Where is "here"? middle of nowhere

I had GTA the original

[SwaaanOfTheDead]

At 3/6/07 12:46 PM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 3/6/07 12:28 PM, Sqeezy wrote:

At 3/6/07 12:27 PM, SwaaanOfTheDead wrote: How is GTA2 supposed to be the first one, craphead?

GTA2 was the first one released here, seeing the first GTA wasn't even on beta stage.

Where is "here"? middle of nowhere

He probably comes from russia

[Xragon]

Best advice in the whole thread... if you don't like it... why are you playing it?

[homor]

isnt killing things the point of every single damn gam ever?

[SwaaanOfTheDead]

I was just trying to see if I got banned

[Xragon]

At 3/6/07 12:52 PM, homor wrote: isnt killing things the point of every single damn gam ever?

Nope, some games you have to simply incapacitate them.

[TheSovereign]

Almost every game requires you to destroy some entity, stop bitching about it.