You know... when you have this fucking huge morning wood and you're so groggy from all that sleep that your eyes are still struggling from the sandman's spell...
You'd want to just sit down, fuck the aiming cause you know that the semen would probably split your piss all over the bowl and on your legs.
Except if you're well hung as me and your dick touches the bowl when you're sitting down with a bone, so yeah... men that sit down to pee have average dicks?