My parents suck.

[Sqeezy]

No, I'm not going to make a Livejournal/Myspace.

So, I have a three week vacation, I get out of bed and play some games on my computer and wait till my dad gets out of bed and mom gets back from work (my mom babysits apart from her regular job).

So, when my mom gets out of work and gives my dad a wake up call, because he's just a lazy fucking shit that spends most of his time in bed.

My mom gets something for me to eat, after me complaining I haven't got something all day and theres nothing to eat in this house, she scrapes out the leftovers of Pasta for me which I didn't like so much, because the microwave makes it all sloppy, and the taste is just missing, I eat about 3/4th of my plate and tell my mom that the food is disgusting and was very watery (I know, I know).

So, after that I got myself a can of soda, where my mom is nagging to my dad who was pissy because I didn't eat everything I got served, followed by his, brilliant conclusion that my soda is also 'watery'.

Newsflash, SODA is supposed to be watery, Pasta isn't supposed to be mushy and watery.

Well, after that I got explained I got nothing to eat for today, so, HOW the fuck can a teenage boy like me, only stay alive on half of plate of pasta and a can of soda without being hungry?

I asked if we had something to eat, everything we had was BREAD, and somekind of hard-brand crackers we got in our christmas package from the company my dad works. Since theres absolutely NO spread for on the bread, I wasn't able to eat the bread like that because it would be a 'waste' according to my mom and dad.

So, my mom only does shopping twice a week, and WHEN she does go shopping she barely brings something back, mostly she just buy lots of ciggaretes, and mostly with our dinner being BREAD or PASTA, only because its cheap and good for me.

Now, we still have nothing here in house to eat, my mom says if I was really hungry I would've eaten something like those crackers who are moldy and disgusting.

[jon2thejon]

Oh poor you. Only soda and pasta? I'm so sorry for you. How about you go make your own fucking food.

[Power-Khord]

you made this right after the evil kids post didn't you?

you're quite creative to say the least.

[B-aSt-Ar-d]

Don't worry, after middle school, it sucks a little less.

stop being an emo...

[<deleted>]

This may be unrelated but Jesus jon2thejon that chick is fucking spewing out the cum in your sig.

I hereby Hijack this thread and turn it into a topic about female ejaculation.

[Sqeezy]

At 3/4/07 01:26 PM, jon2thejon wrote: Oh poor you. Only soda and pasta? I'm so sorry for you. How about you go make your own fucking food.

I'm sorry, how the fuck do I make something without anything for my use?

[ArabFreak]

Are you poor?

Have a sit-down with your parents and explain how they need to get their acts together. If that doesn't work, get a job and move out ASAP.

[Latecks]

Leave the house and go to fucking Arby's or something, don't bitch on the BBS. Use common sense.

[EvilJesus]

Someone hungry?
Go fucking shopping yourself

[AlphaCentauri]

At 3/4/07 01:24 PM, Sqeezy wrote:
So, my mom only does shopping twice a week,

Haha only? Try every two weeks, like my mom. It looks more like your just a fat ass, eat some of that bread and make a peanut butter sandwich or something.

[0peth]

At 3/4/07 01:38 PM, EvilJesus wrote: Someone hungry?
Go fucking shopping yourself

Haha, if your parents stopped buying food and feeding you, you would likely not have that same logic. In fact, I bet you would be quite upset. In short, shut the fuck up.

[thelordofcheese]

At 3/4/07 01:37 PM, ArabFreak wrote: Are you poor?

Have a sit-down with your parents and explain how they need to get their acts together. If that doesn't work, get a job and move out ASAP.

Word. Call child protective services. Pasta is NOT "good for you" since it is mostly empty carbs. You need a balanced diety with sufficient nutrition. If you don't get that from your parents it's called neglect. You can even sue them civilly after the proper authorities get through with their asses. You could own their house, and they'd be locked up.

[ArabFreak]

At 3/4/07 01:44 PM, thelordofcheese wrote: You can even sue them civilly after the proper authorities get through with their asses. You could own their house, and they'd be locked up.

Actually, he'll get adopted.

[IcePyro]

At 3/4/07 01:24 PM, Sqeezy wrote:

No, I'm not going to make a Livejournal/Myspace.

well thats nice

So, I have a three week vacation,

cool

I get out of bed and play some games on my computer and wait till my dad gets out of bed and mom gets back from work (my mom babysits apart from her regular job).

So, when my mom gets out of work and gives my dad a wake up call, because he's just a lazy fucking shit that spends most of his time in bed.

i find it extremely funny that your sitting around on your sitting around on your ass playing computer games and making bullshit posts on newgrounds calling your dad a lazy fuck

im leaving now, and your a whiny bitch
peace

[BLRebel303]

You have a mother and father your blessed ,is everything always good? No but atleast your not suffer over the fact you dont know your father are mother

[Sqeezy]

At 3/4/07 01:39 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote:

At 3/4/07 01:24 PM, Sqeezy wrote:
So, my mom only does shopping twice a week,

Haha only? Try every two weeks, like my mom. It looks more like your just a fat ass, eat some of that bread and make a peanut butter sandwich or something.

I'm a skinny ass, and no bread spread like I mentionned.

[TigerClock]

at least you have parents :(

[yodd]

At 3/4/07 02:20 PM, TigerClock wrote: at least you have parents :(

aww, <3

[Sawke]

so what... were supposed to feed you? or does our annoyance sustain and nourish you?

[Ziper27]

well
your mum sounds like shes trying to do as much as possible for you...
so dont be too much of a hardass

I dunn how old you are- but sit down n talk with them. If that doesnt work- grab a job and do your own shopping. I know it sucks, but life aint easy.

[thelordofcheese]

At 3/4/07 01:50 PM, ArabFreak wrote:

At 3/4/07 01:44 PM, thelordofcheese wrote: You can even sue them civilly after the proper authorities get through with their asses. You could own their house, and they'd be locked up.

Actually, he'll get adopted.

Could still sue. It's just the practice is rare. And actually winning is of course even more rare. All depends on the circumstances. Plus, there is always emancipation.

[Puzzled]

At 3/4/07 05:29 PM, Joonho wrote: Some parent's can be kind of annoying.

Yes, but they do it because they love us.

... At least that's what I keep telling myself.

[Errormatix]

get some money,lift your ass,go to the store,and buy chips,cookies,whatever the fuck you want,and live off junk food and grow up to be a fat arse.

CHildhood Obesety IS NOT funny..

Maybe a little bit.

[Joshiwa]

stop bitching geez. make ur own food u lazy ass

[Mendou]

meh could be worse.

[stone-wall]

oh im sorry... should i call whine-one-one and wait for the whaaaaaaaambulance to come? seriously, i LiVE on macaroni and cheese!

[chocolatepie27]

ur saying this when theres hundreds of people dieing in africa from starvation.
do u know what they would give for even a quarter of pasta.
ur mums working hard and u cant apreciate that

[Snakemaster-13]

Here's what you do: Tell that fucking bitch to kick her smoking and take care of her fucking family. And if she doesn't like it, she can go eat those moldy crackers. End of story.

[The-Donkey]

At 3/4/07 06:18 PM, Snakemaster-13 wrote: Here's what you do: Tell that fucking bitch to kick her smoking and take care of her fucking family. And if she doesn't like it, she can go eat those moldy crackers. End of story.

Seconded

[Schizo-Sephy]

One time my dad overcooked the pasta........ I was not pleased. Not pleased at all. ><