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ADOPTION! I mean your gf will be fucked up by all of the houres of contraction and shit, then when the baby is born just instantainiuosaly put it up for adoption. That's the best chose, make sure that she/he dosn't go to a muslim baised sociaty coz we don't need another extreamist on the earth.

At 3/4/07 12:19 PM, HiniberusDelius wrote: ADOPTION! I mean your gf will be fucked up by all of the houres of contraction and shit, then when the baby is born just instantainiuosaly put it up for adoption. That's the best chose, make sure that she/he dosn't go to a muslim baised sociaty coz we don't need another extreamist on the earth.

Too late. My gf already brought a crib, and she threw up today (Morning Sickness)

At 3/4/07 11:27 AM, Complete wrote:

At 3/4/07 11:27 AM, BMTSWhoIsJesus wrote:

At 3/4/07 11:19 AM, BMTSWhoIsJesus wrote: In case you want pics, someone smashd my camera with their Sammy Sosa Baseball Bat.

(the legal drinking and sex age is 16)

Did you read that part?

Yes we did, you are still too young.

Yeah. You should die.

At 3/4/07 11:30 AM, Complete wrote:

At 3/4/07 11:29 AM, stone-wall wrote: thats messed up, have fun living in hell!!!! you horny guy, PLZ DO NOT HAVE IT ABORTED!!!

Having it aborted is probably the best thing to do right now, next to setting it up for adoption.

Adoption, by far.

Can nobody else see this is quite blatantly fake? The OP wouldn't be pleased about it at all, he would start a thread saying "HOLY FUCK I GOT MY GF UP THE DUFF NOOoo00oO00oo"

And the fact that he put the "no pics" thing first shows his dishonorable intentions.

LIES!!! LIES!!! LIIIEEEES

Footnote - OP, if you are actually telling the truth, then you sir are signing a contract for premature grey hair and balding coupled with no social life and a shitty little council house (or whatever the US equivalent is"

Hello? 3D stickfigure like figure? no grey hair at all?

I know people that have had kids in the teens and they do just fine. In fact my sisters friend was only 16 when she had her first kid and now she makes six figures.

At 3/4/07 12:27 PM, Eoewe wrote: I know people that have had kids in the teens and they do just fine. In fact my sisters friend was only 16 when she had her first kid and now she makes six figures.

I will be 17 when the baby is born.

At 3/4/07 12:27 PM, Eoewe wrote: I know people that have had kids in the teens and they do just fine. In fact my sisters friend was only 16 when she had her first kid and now she makes six figures.

I just noticed you have 666 posts. and you mispelled stick

At 3/4/07 11:21 AM, Complete wrote: You're too damn young and will no nothing about parenting yet.

Okay, I'm gonna read the "how 2 b a parent at 17" by Jack Herpes

(On a more possitive note)
Good luck with your child and being a father

At 3/4/07 01:49 PM, Jonocheese wrote: (On a more possitive note)
Good luck with your child and being a father

Thanks. Thanks for support.

I hope this is an hoax, like all the other 759 times yesterday and the day before.

Your 16 and your gonna be a father already. your GF will go from most popular girl at skool to least popular. way to go buddy

Sucks to be you

Who would have thought?

Kids Having Kids

Eat the baby.

plain and simple.

At 3/4/07 11:32 AM, BMTSWhoIsJesus wrote:

At 3/4/07 11:29 AM, Prellz wrote: Dont babies need 9 months in the oves to be healthy? Now to August is like...five.

Oh im sorry it was a typo, I meant September 30, 2007

Dude, You're a fucking idiot.

Give us the child it must be corrupted!! it's heart is still pure!!!

hahaha, sux 2 be you, i gotta kid, your life will sudenly change. i am glad i was not 16 though.

At 3/4/07 02:16 PM, Sawke wrote: Give us the child it must be corrupted!! it's heart is still pure!!!

Abortion.

At 3/4/07 02:08 PM, Christheman wrote: Your 16 and your gonna be a father already. your GF will go from most popular girl at skool to least popular. way to go buddy

Im gonna be the father at 17.

So you guys are hoping the chid gets SIDS, right?

At 3/4/07 12:19 PM, HiniberusDelius wrote: ADOPTION! I mean your gf will be fucked up by all of the houres of contraction and shit, then when the baby is born just instantainiuosaly put it up for adoption. That's the best chose, make sure that she/he dosn't go to a muslim baised sociaty coz we don't need another extreamist on the earth.

Make sure you say the word "Alah" when it's born so it's gaurenteed onto heaven and in Islam you can't get drunk or have sex (before you're married) So he won't mess up his life like you did.

Why do I have the feeling his child well be Manbearpig?

At 3/4/07 02:23 PM, 100squids wrote: Make sure you say the word "Alah" when it's born so it's gaurenteed onto heaven and in Islam you can't get drunk or have sex (before you're married) So he won't mess up his life like you did.

dude, i have a condom, isnt that enough?

No dude, I was at that party way before you showed up. So was your girlfriend. You do the math.

March 3rd 2007 - bye bye childhood/fun/no responsiblities/teenage years/higher education/etc.etc.

At 3/4/07 02:34 PM, GiantDouche wrote: No dude, I was at that party way before you showed up. So was your girlfriend. You do the math.

You were the guy smoking crack outside
</sarcasm or gasm>

well gongrates

At 3/4/07 02:34 PM, Ziper27 wrote: March 3rd 2007 - bye bye childhood/fun/no responsiblities/teenage years/higher education/etc.etc.

What are you... Oh, youre talking about the day I had sex.