What level of hell are you goingto?

[Tim712]

My self, the 7th layer of hell

Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

For the link go to: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.html and see which layer of hell your going to!

[vaginusbeefus]

i'm content with my surroundings at the moment.

[NEMESiSZ]

Fifth Layer

[Detesticus]

Have you read Dante's Inferno?

[Tim712]

meh, I took a did the test again more accuratly and I got this:

Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 5/1/03 10:15 PM, Detesticus wrote: Have you read Dante's Inferno?

Have you? Apparently not, because it isn't called "Dante's Inferno."

[Painbringer]

I didn't go to the site, but I would most likely end up in the second circle: The lustful.

[Tim712]

At 5/1/03 10:15 PM, Detesticus wrote: Have you read Dante's Inferno?

uh, if you mean as a book, no

[NEMESiSZ]

The lustful are the only one's Dante feel grief over, their punishment is to blow eternally in the wind, which I guess isn't so bad.

[HardcoreChristmas]

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

[Lord-Miroku-Sama]

I couldn't get on but I'm guessing I'd go to the worst whichever one that is.

[Tim712]

At 5/1/03 10:24 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: I couldn't get on but I'm guessing I'd go to the worst whichever one that is.

9th layer? I don't think you wanna go there buddy:)

[Painbringer]

At 5/1/03 10:25 PM, Mike277 wrote:

9th layer? I don't think you wanna go there buddy:)

Is that the dark, sub-zero pit with Satan frozen in ice?

[Red-Faction]

I'm getting upped to LV 10 in 9 days exactly! YAY!

[Dagodevas]

Well, it's Limbo for me. HA! Suckers!

BTW, I'm a big fan of the "Devine Comedy". Thanks for the awesome link.

[Dj-Spikelet]

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 8 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

[MrRob]

w00t... i'm in purgatory..

[NEMESiSZ]

At 5/1/03 10:32 PM, Kazuo_Kiriyama wrote: Well, it's Limbo for me. HA! Suckers!

BTW, I'm a big fan of the "Devine Comedy". Thanks for the awesome link.

A big fan could spell it correctly.

[Dagodevas]

At 5/1/03 10:36 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote:

Excuse me for making a generic typo. Last time I checked, you weren't exactly Webster yourself bitchfist so why don't you stop picking fights you attention whore.

[BIGMANBRAINY]

thats funny, because i do beleive im not going to hell. goodbye.

[Malachy]

suppreme ruling level? what the fuck, i'm gonna take over hell? sweet!

[NEMESiSZ]

At 5/1/03 10:38 PM, Kazuo_Kiriyama wrote: Excuse me for making a generic typo. Last time I checked, you weren't exactly Webster yourself bitchfist so why don't you stop picking fights you attention whore.

I don't think I misspell anything I claim to be a "big fan" of, and aren't you the guy who is attracted to an androgynous jpop singer? Yeah, you have a lot of room to tell me to "shut the fuck up," way to be original and clever...jackass

[Stinko-Man]

At 5/1/03 10:09 PM, Mike277 wrote: What level of hell are you goingto?

Hell? I own the place...

[Dagodevas]

At 5/1/03 10:46 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote:

Jackass? Calling the kettle black are we? You know, you never had to say shit you fuckin' attention whore but you had to open your big mouth because you're DYING for someone to pay attention to you. If you want people to notice you, why don't you do it the easier way and jump off a building you waste of genetic material.

[Tim712]

At 5/1/03 10:39 PM, Bigmanbrainy wrote: thats funny, because i do beleive im not going to hell. goodbye.

HA! I bet your just mad because you know you're going to the 9th layer of hell...loser.

[Malachy]

At 5/1/03 10:50 PM, -El_Diablo- wrote:

At 5/1/03 10:09 PM, Mike277 wrote: What level of hell are you goingto?

Hell? I own the place...

dont get to coumfy, i dont plan on being alive anytime past 30, and it sayz i'm gonna be the next leader...muahahaha

[NEMESiSZ]

At 5/1/03 10:55 PM, Kazuo_Kiriyama wrote: Jackass? Calling the kettle black are we? You know, you never had to say shit you fuckin' attention whore but you had to open your big mouth because you're DYING for someone to pay attention to you. If you want people to notice you, why don't you do it the easier way and jump off a building you waste of genetic material.

Yes yes, you're quite good at using dirty words and spewing random insults circa 7th grade, but can you actually address anything I say to you? No? I didn't think so.

[Stinko-Man]

At 5/1/03 10:56 PM, MALforpresident wrote:

At 5/1/03 10:50 PM, -El_Diablo- wrote:

At 5/1/03 10:09 PM, Mike277 wrote: What level of hell are you goingto?

Hell? I own the place...

dont get to coumfy, i dont plan on being alive anytime past 30, and it sayz i'm gonna be the next leader...muahahaha

Oh yeah? Bring it, BITCH!!!

*grabs flaming forkstaff, summons host of demons, scratches gargantuan balls*

[AngryArab]

i dont know all the levels.

[RevivedPhoenix13]

Purgatory!!! Ya! I hope that test is really true.