My sister tried to kill me

[BlackerOuT]

Man, its true! She got a knife and tried to kill me! I called the police and she started to attack me! Man, that was the most scared sittuation that i was in! MAN!

[NEMESiSZ]

She can't kill you if you kill her first.

[BlackerOuT]

At 5/1/03 10:09 PM, evilkate wrote: I tried to kill my mother once like that.

But I was in an episode.

What was her reason?

NO REASON! She is totally crazy!

[NEMESiSZ]

At 5/1/03 10:09 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: She can't kill you if you kill her first.

Go, go go go.

[Phroek]

Wow that's tough man... Is your sister older or younger than you? Bigger or smaller? Cuz I mean if my sister tried to do that to me, it wouldn't be very hard to over power her and take the knife off her.

[Keyser-Soze]

At 5/1/03 10:09 PM, evilkate wrote: I tried to kill my mother once like that.

But I was in an episode.

What was her reason?

Ummm, probably not as good as yours... and yours isn't that good.

Man. Some scawee people on the Bay Bay Ess.

[BlackerOuT]

At 5/1/03 10:12 PM, TristanX wrote: Wow that's tough man... Is your sister older or younger than you? Bigger or smaller? Cuz I mean if my sister tried to do that to me, it wouldn't be very hard to over power her and take the knife off her.

She is Older than me, but smaller and really fat!
She really tried to kill me! She cut the Telephones and tried to kill me with that fucking knife! I tried to take the knife, but she hit me, but it did´nt hurt too much, it only got cut a small part of my skin :O

Man, like Nemeziz said, i need to be prepared!

[ReconRebel]

At 5/1/03 10:22 PM, _BlackDragon_ wrote: She is Older than me, but smaller and really fat!
She really tried to kill me! She cut the Telephones and tried to kill me with that fucking knife!

...and you said or did nothing to bring this on?

[Wadezilla]

Is she going to be home tonight? Don't go to sleep if so.
Is she in custody? Don't let her back in the house.
Is she in the same room as you right now? Take the fucking monitor, smash it over her head and then beat her with a baseball bat.

[The-Newgrounds-Idiot]

At 5/1/03 10:08 PM, _BlackDragon_ wrote: Man, its true! She got a knife and tried to kill me! I called the police and she started to attack me! Man, that was the most scared sittuation that i was in! MAN!

your sister has got issues man.

make a taser, there are plenty of sites telling you how to make one. or if you're in the US you can just buy one. they're illegal here in canada though.

[BIGMANBRAINY]

u r a lame 16 year old guy. my sister tried to kill me plenty of times. but i dont go worrying about it.

[Snaziksoyka]

Your sister is whack
your sister is on crack
your sister needs a smack.

[NEMESiSZ]

At 5/1/03 10:39 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote: Your sister is whack
your sister is on crack
your sister needs a smack.

Word to that.

[Red-Faction]

You mean she Only tried?? Dangit! So she was unsuccesful! aww!

[SirXVII]

At 5/1/03 10:39 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote: Your sister is whack
your sister is on crack
your sister needs a smack.

Your sister crazy
your sister....DAMMIT!...theres no ryme with crazy.

[MrRob]

At 5/1/03 10:39 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote: Your sister is whack
your sister is on crack
your sister needs a smack.

So, take a baseball bat
Lemme hear that thwack
She's running so high,
She's had no time in the sack

Ok... most insulting thing i've said recently... don't take it personally just couldn't find anything else to rhyme with thwack...
umm someone else continue

[Snaziksoyka]

At 5/1/03 10:43 PM, bobwhiz wrote:

At 5/1/03 10:39 PM, Dark_Sk8er_Grrrl wrote: Your sister is whack
your sister is on crack
your sister needs a smack.

So, take a baseball bat
Lemme hear that thwack
She's running so high,
She's had no time in the sack

I might have to take her back
sanity, which she lacks

that's all I got.. can't think of anything that rhymes..

[Dobio]

Yet....DSG isn't considered a wigger...just a poet...

Anyway...Black, you gotta do something next time that happens.

Get really mad, yell loudly, and hopefully she'll get scared, and put the knife down.

(Either that, or she'll get pissed and stab you for scaring her.)

[Cyborg-Ninja]

At 5/1/03 10:54 PM, Dobio wrote:

Get really mad, yell loudly, and hopefully she'll get scared, and put the knife down.

Either you stupid, or got an pea for a brain.

You can't yell or get mad, it will make it worse.

Best thing is to find something to use self-defense, it's better alive than dead.

"It's better to live ugly, than to die beautiful" - Mei Ling;Metal Gear Solid 1

[Snaziksoyka]

At 5/1/03 10:54 PM, Dobio wrote: Yet....DSG isn't considered a wigger...just a poet...

Actually, those three words, whack, smack and crack are words that me and 2 other friends say all the time. I just thought it would be fitting in this situation.

[Dobio]

Dragon....yelling wouldn't work on a man, granted, but women are like that.

They get intimidated more easily...

My sister, if she ever try to start crap with me, I just give her a really mean look, and yell at her to go away, and she leaves.

It's all psychological.

[The-Newgrounds-Idiot]

tell your sister that i'm going to do this if she does it again.

[Wonko-the-Sane]

my uncle treid to strangle me to death when he was drunk. I've nearly died in every fight I was in (it was automatically assumed I was a gang member, not because of anything I was just fighting idiots), and I nearly died when a dumb bitch in a speeding minivan hit me. Oh and then theres my allergy to garlic and my discovery of this in the Olive Garden

[Mr-Destruction]

id give her to the count of 10 to get her ugly, yella, no good self of my property before i pumped her full of led.....1,2,10! BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Cyborg-Ninja]

At 5/1/03 10:59 PM, Dobio wrote:

My sister, if she ever try to start crap with me, I just give her a really mean look, and yell at her to go away, and she leaves.

It's all psychological.

But with a psycho with knife, it's a diffent story.

Even yelling at them sometimes work, but if it's in top levels of rage, you're fuck.

[BlackerOuT]

At 5/1/03 10:59 PM, Dobio wrote: Dragon....yelling wouldn't work on a man, granted, but women are like that.

They get intimidated more easily...

My sister, if she ever try to start crap with me, I just give her a really mean look, and yell at her to go away, and she leaves.

It's all psychological.

My problem with my sister is that she hate me! I never thought that she have assassin mind...
Well, i am prepared... My fathers are travelling and i am with her! She is not in custody
, she is here, but i locked her in her bedroom! This give me a time to try to call my parents... But here are 00:00AM and no one aswer the phone(Yeah, My telephone is on now)
Man, i need to think...
I have a crazy girl here and i can´t do nothing (If the police sent she back to me, it means that she told something to them, so if i call them again, they will do nothing.)
ARGH! Man, i need to do something... If she breaks the door, i will be fucked!

[Cyborg-Ninja]

At 5/1/03 11:18 PM, _BlackDragon_ wrote:

ARGH! Man, i need to do something... If she breaks the door, i will be fucked!

Told ya, Dobio, if women are in a high level of rage, the victim's fucked.

Hey, BD, you made an last will before she even breaks the door?

[Dobio]

Do you have anything you could use as a weapon, you know, for means of defense?

All you have to do is knock the psycho bitch out...

[Painbringer]

At least she didn't sneak in when you were sleeping and cut off your balls.