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At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!

LMFAO, PWND, did that shit really happen?

My friend once showed me a video like that. It scared the crap out of me!

That happened to me aswell, no, I wasn't looking up porn. xD
I was on Youtube, searching for a good game to play with my friend, so Im like, "All right, this looks good."
I downloaded it and before I even got to blink,
My screen said "Norton Antivirus has encountered a problem and needs to shut down."
So Im like "k." Then when I open it again, I think it was the excorcist or something popped up, my volume was at the first bar and it was still loud! I fell down to my basement crying and laughing.
Then, I restored my computer to factory settings. :c

I never go to porn sites, because of FUCKING VIRUSES!!!

At 3/3/07 10:49 PM, Latecks wrote: Anyone else ever had a screamer virus?

Sounds scary, luckily I never had that virus, but I did
have tons of porn adds popping.

At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!

HAHAHAHAHA OMG I know how mad you must have been but I'm laughing so hard right now! I can just imagine if some one else was in the room... HAHAHAHA!

At 6/9/07 02:08 PM, Blob1994 wrote: I scared my mom, dad, sister, uncle and aunt with the car one. Funny as hell XD.

I got a record, I saw 4 screamers... and now my mom gets paranoid about me using the computer.

i know that screamer! is the one where in the third curve a zombie appears, right.
anyway, i already got two virus in the past:
FIRST ONE: i was just lurking at some game sites, when my computer suddently blacked out. when i pressed the reset button, a fucking SCARY FACE APPEARED AND UNLEADHED A FUCKING LOUD SCREAM!!!. god, i was only 6. when that happened, i've fallen of my chair and started running and screaming like a little girl. i've even wet myself a little.
SECOND ONE: this happened a week ago: i was at some porn site (my parents were on a trip and my brother and my sister were on school) when a pop-up appeared outta nowhere and siad: "your computer will shut down and there's nothing you can do about it. ciao!". dude, the computer REALLY DID shut down, and i couldn't turn it on again for 3 days. by that time, everyone discovered the computer problem, but fortunately, they didn't know that i lurked in a porn site.

those two still annoys me in my memories...

At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN

OMFG some pedo did that me once,i wanted to see if he was an 8 year old or a real pedo so i clicked on the sight and i had the speakers very loud..... i had to delete so much crap and every time i tried to click off of it the anti virus got right in front of my cursor!

At 2/19/09 11:18 AM, msibomb wrote:

At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN

OMFG some pedo did that me once,i wanted to see if he was an 8 year old or a real pedo so i clicked on the sight and i had the speakers very loud..... i had to delete so much crap and every time i tried to click off of it the anti virus got right in front of my cursor!

I got a link sent to me in 2004 or something, when you hear linsday lohan talking about something then a voice says "I LIKE GAY PORN, IM LOOKING AT GAY PORN RIGHT NOW" just the voice freakes you out because you have to turn it up to hear the first voice.

I had my first screamer at FOUR years old. One of my older brother's friends, who is Chinese and obsessed with scaring the shit out of people, made me go on the infamous Where's Waldo? scream. That fucking vampire who flashes on the screen in The Exorcist pops up. It was horrible.

I got one that showed goatse in 4500205230235 popups, and said on full volume "I'm looking at gay porn!"

I've always had fears about a virus like that,Even worse would of been it popping up while your were fapping.

At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!

OWNED

that's funny.

At 3/3/07 10:49 PM, Latecks wrote:
Anyone else ever had a screamer virus?

that happened to me once when i was still living with my parents, it was like 3 in the morning and i was watching some porn, and right before the climax, a screamer of someones eye being cut with a blade came on the screen and started screaming, i fell backward sin my chair and my headphones came out and it shed an ear popping scream, and it was frozen on that, so i unplugged my computer and ran a virus scan and there was 26 viruses from that site on my comp. luckily i was able to get rid of them and get an hour of sleep before school the next day

Can i have a link to Last Measure?
I wanna show my school friends lol

At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!

I'm not sure how I got that, but I clicked some link on myspace and it showed me some transie flexing, screaming that Hey Everybody thing.

It was annoying as shit.

At 3/3/07 11:38 PM, Rebbay wrote: Has anyone seen the one that used to be on FunnyJunk? It was called 'Watch This!' And it was the first one I ever saw, being new to the internet. So it starts with this stupid love song just going 'Say it once, say it a million times, I love you I love you....' AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I saw that when I was around 12-years-old.

After the face popped up, I simultaneously ran away from the computer, cried my eyes out, and screamed for my mommy.

At 3/4/07 09:24 AM, DarkSytze wrote:

At 3/3/07 10:59 PM, xXConnorXx wrote: I was searching for porn once, and clicked on STRAIGHT porn, but then all of these fucking pop ups started with gay porn pics that just kept coming and loud voice screaming "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORN!

Holy fuck, I had the same one, it was in somebody's signature here at Newgrounds, I had to restart my computer because I coudn't click it away.

Good thing I was the only one at home, I got pwned. :(

It wouldn't happen to be 3 old men naked would it? And it has a bunch of messages cussing you, And you have to go through about 60 of them before you can exit right?

So what's the actual reason that porn always has viruses? Do people plant them there because they know a lot of people go on porn?

If Gary McKinnon did this to the Pentagon, imagine the reactions of the fuckers!

First screamer I experienced.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfZItov1B Uo

Hey thanks for telling NG about that virus. God I'd hate to have that.

If you need anything other than Redtube and Juicyclips, you're going to get a virus no doubt about that..

The scream thing wasn't one of the viruses, but a NG easter egg from hovering over an angryfaic on the BBS. The pron site probably did give you the viruses though.

At 6/10/07 07:43 AM, BlackjackOne wrote: I saw that sick Steve Irwin screamer

I agree. I loved Steve Irwin.

Weird I get into the knarliest bowels of the internet and never get virused. I must be just as clever as they are.

blinks

My first screamer was when i was like 7 and my sister was like look! see if you can find the difference!
they were clearly the same and i just stared and this face with like blood all over it and it was missing like 12 teeth i ran and cried and pee`d on myself all simultaneously

yesterday while i was on newgrounds forums i was staring at the screen and thinking of some thing else
while the "angry face" came our of no where and scream to my earphones "what are you lookin at!?"
it scared the shit out of me

At 2/19/09 05:32 PM, KrevZabijak wrote: If you need anything other than Redtube and Juicyclips, you're going to get a virus no doubt about that..

arent all streaming porn sites ok?

i thought it was the ones where you have to download the vid that were malicious