World's Most Pointless War

[fastbow]

Switzerland Invades Liechtenstein

Even more pointless than any of Bush's wars. Just though some of you may find this amusing.

[capndamit]

Meh, that is a hard one to argue. Bush's war is by far quite pointless...

[SyntheticTacos]

I think the Rosie O'Donnel-Donald Trump war is pretty stupipd.

[zzzzd]

There was a war started by a football match. That was fairly pointless.

[Gunter45]

At 3/2/07 02:11 PM, fastbow wrote: Switzerland Invades Liechtenstein

Even more pointless than any of Bush's wars. Just though some of you may find this amusing.

That's not a war, it was a misunderstanding during a training exercise. War was never declared and, really, this can't even be considered a conflict.

[Brick-top]

I say all of them. War is a usfull product to waste resorces and life.

[SolInvictus]

how would it have any serious repercussions other than demonstrating Liechenstin's lax border security? war was not declared, there were no hostile intentions and the soldiers did not hold the ground they "gained.

[TheThing]

It's not even a war. 170 troops accidentally went over the boarder. There was no fighting, there was no one even opposing the troops.

Well damn the swiis should've taken that country decades ago! Fuck accidentally I want them to literally do it!

[Karzand]

Those Damn murderous Swiss. How many people must die in these Swiss wars of aggression. why hasn't the UN acted to stop them.

FREE LICHENSTEIN

lawlz

[Gunter45]

At 3/2/07 08:18 PM, Karzand wrote: FREE LICHENSTEIN

I'll take it.

[MrBallistic]

Vietnam, duh

[Engelsman]

"It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something,"

Do the Swiss even have attack helicopters?

[Dr-Worm]

2 things:

1. That's absolutely hilarious.

2. Switzerland has an army?!!??!?

[Tancrisism]

At 3/2/07 09:07 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: 2 things:

1. That's absolutely hilarious.

2. Switzerland has an army?!!??!?

They haven't stayed neutral all these years with mere good looks.

[Empanado]

At 3/2/07 10:32 PM, Tancrisism wrote:

At 3/2/07 09:07 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: 2. Switzerland has an army?!!??!?

They haven't stayed neutral all these years with mere good looks.

I don't know, man. I mean, I once met this Swiss chick, and she was, like, hot.

Anyway. I believe the proper witty comeback to that question is "Hey, they need SOMEBODY to make those knife thingies."

[fastbow]

I've noticed something. Some people in this thread need to lighten up and take a joke. It's political and funny. They can both be compatible, and this forum is in desprate need of some funny sometimes.

As for what's at stake, I do know. I was just making another joke. I had better know what's at stake. I'm going to Israel in a matter of days....

[Tancrisism]

At 3/2/07 10:59 PM, Empanado wrote: I don't know, man. I mean, I once met this Swiss chick, and she was, like, hot.

Oh, I don't mean in any way to doubt the beauty of the Swiss. Hot momma.

Anyway. I believe the proper witty comeback to that question is "Hey, they need SOMEBODY to make those knife thingies."

Well played.

At 3/2/07 11:52 PM, fastbow wrote: I've noticed something. Some people in this thread need to lighten up and take a joke. It's political and funny. They can both be compatible, and this forum is in desprate need of some funny sometimes.

You'll be happy to know that I appreciated it for what it was, and sent it out to most of my friends that I knew would see the beauty in it. Have fun in Israel.

[fastbow]

The world needs more men like you. Thanks.

If I could, I'd give you a medal. As such, all i can do is dole out cookies

*hands cookie*

[eviscero]

that was quite amusing though i do think it would have been slightly funnier if liechtenstein actually took offense to the mistake.

[Tancrisism]

At 3/3/07 02:12 AM, eviscero wrote: that was quite amusing though i do think it would have been slightly funnier if liechtenstein actually took offense to the mistake.

What could they do? Throw a pair of false teeth at the Swiss?

[Altarus]

The Iraq War was the most pointless wars. Starting an entire war on a completely false premise? Sheesh.

[lightning]

At 3/2/07 09:07 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: 2. Switzerland has an army?!!??!?

Never heard of the Papal Swiss Guard?

[eviscero]

At 3/3/07 03:17 AM, Tancrisism wrote: What could they do? Throw a pair of false teeth at the Swiss?

yes. then the swiss would throw their own, personal made chocolate at them. with knives at the center. yes.

[Brick-top]

At 3/2/07 09:07 PM, Dr-Worm wrote: 2 things:

1. That's absolutely hilarious.

2. Switzerland has an army?!!??!?

Of course they do. All there tools and supplies are nicely packed into a pocket knife.

[yaitsme2]

At 3/2/07 10:41 PM, Grammer wrote: To say the war in Iraq war is pointless is to show how little you comprehend as to how much is at stake in the Middle East.

Ya! The oil is what matters. Nothing else. Black and green.

[JakeHero]

The world's most pointless war? - Castro's revolution.

[AIDSextravaganza]

hahaha
too bad it technically isnt a war due to no conflict between the two sides
but its quite amusing
thanks for posting it cuz i prob wouldnt have seen this otherwise

[fastbow]

You're very welcome..

[Korriken]

hell yeah switzerland has an army, if they didn't they couldn't make Swiss Army Knives, they would just be Swiss Knives, and no one would want those.