Americans - High School?

[ZeroAsALimit]

Is it true that you sing and dance everywhere?
Do you really have rival gangs?
Is the Fonz still cool?
Do you still drag race?
Do you have drive-in cinemas?
Do you really all have lockers in school?

[snayk]

TOO....MUCH....GREASE......

[Eoewe]

That is all true and we all carry guns, big fucking guns.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 3/2/07 09:44 AM, snayk wrote: TOO....MUCH....GREASE......

Yeah, any amount of grease is too much. I mean, that Olivia Newton John looks so loose there that you don't want lube. Not even for anal.

At 3/2/07 09:44 AM, Eoewe wrote: That is all true and we all carry guns, big fucking guns.

i knew that - why do you think I love you guys so much?

[snayk]

At 3/2/07 09:46 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 3/2/07 09:44 AM, snayk wrote: TOO....MUCH....GREASE......

Yeah, any amount of grease is too much. I mean, that Olivia Newton John looks so loose there that you don't want lube. Not even for anal.

But you know Travolta didn't hit that.

[Jercurpac]

At 3/2/07 09:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Is it true that you sing and dance everywhere?

Not everywhere. We usually hold ourselves back during lunch. I mean, who wants to hear someone belting out Blue Moon when they're trying to drink a malted with their gal'.

Do you really have rival gangs?

You'd better believe it, the dance battles are spectacular, the choreography is ubeatable, but the best part of all is that noone get's hurt and everybody questions their sexuality afterwards.

Is the Fonz still cool?

Rama-lama-ding-dong darn tootin', sometimes he walks into the local diner, starts the jukebox with a punch and whisks away the prettiest girl he sees. She's never seen again, we send our condolences to her family.

Do you still drag race?

Only to resolve the most important issues, like if someone accidentally spills a soda on someone elses new leather jacket, or if brush shoulders with someone.

Do you have drive-in cinemas?

Yup, they show James Dean films and we jack-off to them.

Do you really all have lockers in school?

Yeah, but noone uses them. We don't have time, not with all the singing dancing we do.

And to further quench your curiosity you should know the two most important things. Everyone looks like they're thirty years old, and there are never any black people, ever.

[Leeloo-Minai]

At 3/2/07 09:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Is it true that you sing and dance everywhere?

Forcibly.

We had to learn how to square dance in phys ed. Musical education isn't required in high school, but optional nonetheless.

Do you really have rival gangs?

Rival cliques. Cities and minorities have gangs.

Is the Fonz still cool?

Was he ever not?

Do you still drag race?

Yes.

Do you have drive-in cinemas?

Not so much. We had one outside my hometown, but it was shut down due to lack of business.

Do you really all have lockers in school?

Yes. It's usually enough chairs in the classroom that's the problem.

[Engelsman]

Ooh ooh I have a question.

In class, do you all work right up to the bell? Then everyone gets up and walks out with the teacher shouting something like "ok, that's all for today, read chapter 22"?

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 3/2/07 10:19 AM, Jercurpac wrote: And to further quench your curiosity you should know the two most important things. Everyone looks like they're thirty years old, and there are never any black people, ever.

It sounds like heaven. :)

[DareDevilGuy]

After reading the first line I thought this topic was going to be about "A High School Musical"

I am fairly dissapointed for being wrong.

[lolomfgisuck]

Some people do... but not me. I go and hang out at "The Max" with all of the cool kids.

[Origina-l]

we have lockers in our school 2 :D

wow im so proud </sarcasm>

[TacticalShoe]

So, anyone wanna race around Dead Man's Curve tonight?

[JohnnyWang]

So I hear the girls smoke in the bathroom :o

[TacticalShoe]

At 3/2/07 11:58 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: So I hear the girls smoke in the bathroom :o

And they wear those slutty calf length dresses.

[JohnnyWang]

At 3/2/07 11:59 AM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 3/2/07 11:58 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: So I hear the girls smoke in the bathroom :o

And they wear those slutty calf length dresses.

What's that, the siren is alarming, quick, Duck and Cover!

Because off course those godless commies will strike the Anytown High first, curse them!

[TacticalShoe]

At 3/2/07 12:03 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

What's that, the siren is alarming, quick, Duck and Cover!

Because off course those godless commies will strike the Anytown High first, curse them!

And our wooden desks are completely radiation and blast proof.

[penis-plant]

At 3/2/07 09:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Is it true that you sing and dance everywhere?

only in the movie west side story

Do you really have rival gangs?

yes, but only if you are in a gang too. like the crips and the bloods

Is the Fonz still cool?

you bet he is. eh!

Do you still drag race?

ever seen fast and the furious. its a little more advanced

Do you have drive-in cinemas?

there are like 2 left in the country, so no. its too bad though

Do you really all have lockers in school?

yeah, dont you?

[Nekrozoa]

At 3/2/07 09:44 AM, snayk wrote: TOO....MUCH....GREASE......

And too much High School Musical...

[Preternatural]

At 3/2/07 09:43 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Is it true that you sing and dance everywhere?

I went to Walt Disney High School, so, yes.

Do you really have rival gangs?

All the time, those red bastards are posers.

Is the Fonz still cool?

I have a picture of him in my locker.

Do you still drag race?

I prefer refering to it as "Turbo Racing."

Do you have drive-in cinemas?

I prefer refering to them as "parking where outdoor sex is allowed and encouraged."

Do you really all have lockers in school?

No. My locker is in my room.

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 3/2/07 12:10 PM, Nekrozoa wrote:

At 3/2/07 09:44 AM, snayk wrote: TOO....MUCH....GREASE......

And too much High School Musical...

Quite frankly, I wouldn't watch either if you paid me. The only good thing about Grease is the Barry Gibb penned opener Grease Is The Word.

[Nekrozoa]

At 3/2/07 12:15 PM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: Quite frankly, I wouldn't watch either if you paid me. The only good thing about Grease is the Barry Gibb penned opener Grease Is The Word.

That's the only half decent thing about Grease.But still,both of them are a waste of time and a brain cell killer.

[GTFO]

At 3/2/07 09:44 AM, Eoewe wrote: That is all true and we all carry guns, big fucking guns.

True dat.

[Twessel]

At 3/2/07 10:56 AM, VeinsOnFire wrote: Yes. It's like that in Mexico too.

My mother tells me of her youth there, and she says that the students all stay in one class, and the teachers move about. It must be different where you live. What part are you from?

[Inisig]

nothing will ever be cooler than the fonz... unless they made a robot-Fonz, that would be cool
(BTW i dont really think the fonz is cool) :P