News died years ago; Keith Olberdouche and Bill O'RLY? pissed on it's grave.
Now I can tell you why emo exists: the modern world. I think we are seeing a very broken society where the kids want change, but know it could rarely never happen (Just look at Congress and it's old people who should be living in an old folks home)
But yes, the news report was very funny; It managed to give me the lulz.
Far away, across the field, the tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees, to hear the softly spoken magic spells.......