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At 3/2/07 01:14 AM, korded wrote:
if you're young enough to have your stuff taken away from you by your parents, youre not old enough to be playing with guns,

Lol well said


and the rest of you, if the situation ever came up where you had to shoot someone, none of you would have the balls to actually do so

I would... but then again Ive only got air pistols and airsoft weapons. Dammit i need a howitzer! Im inadequate over here!


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My dad just lets me have my gun, the reason why my gun was taken is because it's going to the PAWN shop according to dad. Normally I let him. I don't care a whole lot for my gun but my knives are mine. Extra sharp and clean.

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At 3/2/07 01:14 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
At 3/2/07 01:07 AM, Boltrig wrote:
At 3/2/07 01:05 AM, chasemanjansen wrote: I have a 12 Gague, Winchester M. 120 pump shotgun, with shells standing nearby. Anyone who dares cross my territory is history.
I seriously doubt even an American 15yo has that kind of arsenal.
Eh, this thread is filled with liars. But12 gauges are more commonplace than you think. Don't let the movies fool you, a 12 gauge isn't as devastatingly powerful as they lead you to believe. A 12 gauge is a very practical gun for a wide variety of uses and is more easy to attain than a tiny .22 pistol.

My inherited my first 12 gauge from my dad when I was 12 years old. His Winchester Model 1400 MK II.

12 guage is powerful as hell if you put 000 buckshot in it. and if you feel like disagreeing, you may stand in front of a 000 shell as it detonates.


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Eventully I get my gun back...

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Sadly, the closest weapon to me is a screwdriver...


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There is a pair of scissors, a staple remover, and a key near me.


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At 3/2/07 01:13 AM, H-K-S wrote: Woah... woah.... woah, fine I'd dont have my gun with me and IT is in the safe. Sure my other weapons are proof but do you see me showing a gun, hell no.

How are the other weapons proof? Only one was an actual weapon? You expect people to believe you have a gun when you show them a knife and along with a mortar, and a bag of dragons blood? Interesting logic you have there...

1: If my gun was with me I still would not show it to you guys

Why? Maybe because it doesn't really exist...

2: Just because I don't have it with me does not mean I don't have it.

You lie so much, you have no credibility now. I think you don't have ANY gun AT ALL.

3: Those other guys say they have guns and do you see me saying Proove it you BIF FAT LIAR.

Yeah because nobody accused me of lying. YOU however accused me of lying even though obviously YOU are the one who is the liar

4: Just because you are an asshole does not give you special rights to boast about it.

I actually OWN the guns I have, they aren't imaginary like yours. I don't need to lie all the time like you do.

There's all my reasons, now where are your guns?

I have the pictures...

By the way, what type of gun do you supposedly have that is sometimes under your bed but now in your parents' possession? Is it a lazer gun or a proton torpedo launcher? Go ahead, make up some more shit, you've made a habit of it.

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Eight inch Ka-bar tanto blade. This isn't a picture of me right now since I'm at work and don't have my cam with me, but the knife is right next to me.

What is closest weapon to you now?

Think you're pretty clever...

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At 3/2/07 01:37 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Eight inch Ka-bar tanto blade. This isn't a picture of me right now since I'm at work and don't have my cam with me, but the knife is right next to me.

Hahaha I love your hair. I didn't know you were a hippy.

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AN unbroken bottle right next to me and several knives near


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At 3/2/07 01:42 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Hahaha I love your hair. I didn't know you were a hippy.

Hippies have hair past the shoulder, do drugs, and hate authority. They also don't have Remington 11-87s in their closets.

Think you're pretty clever...

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At 3/2/07 01:37 AM, Gunter45 wrote: Eight inch Ka-bar tanto blade. This isn't a picture of me right now since I'm at work and don't have my cam with me, but the knife is right next to me.

i bought a ka-bar, can't remember what knife but it just didn't feel right.. similar to what you have but smaller. took it back and got a becker bk-7, fine piece of workmanship, great camping knife. the ka-bars are still good tho


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At 3/2/07 01:45 AM, Gunter45 wrote:
Hippies have hair past the shoulder, do drugs, and hate authority. They also don't have Remington 11-87s in their closets.

Hey wait...

Just looked in our gun safe, sure enough, we have a remington 11-87.

Cool beans. That's the one I've killed 3 dove with this year. But like I said, great for hunting, but I'd get something lighter than 7 pounds if you're going for home defense.

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A firplace thingy, you know the pointy one for moving logs in the fireplace... Ya, nice heavy piece of metal with a hook on the end... I think I'd do just fine in a fight with most of your guys' weapons...


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ummmmmm.....does a lighter count? i could light my self on fire. or sumthin. my box cutter's pretty close too. and nail clippers. and scissors. and a fork. and a hot lamp....i guess anythings a weapon when u think about it.

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At 3/2/07 01:45 AM, Gunter45 wrote:
At 3/2/07 01:42 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Hahaha I love your hair. I didn't know you were a hippy.
Hippies have hair past the shoulder

Eh, your hair is very hippy as it is. Either hippy or skater, or a mix of both.

do drugs

Not all

and hate authority.

Yeah...

They also don't have Remington 11-87s in their closets.

Haha that made me laugh because when I was a hippy in my drug days I DID have a 12 gauge Remington 11-87, a 3.5 inch magnum with thumbhole grip stock as well.

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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Just for the sake of it:

What is closest weapon to you now?

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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Haha that made me laugh because when I was a hippy in my drug days I DID have a 12 gauge Remington 11-87, a 3.5 inch magnum with thumbhole grip stock as well.

What did you go on anyway in your drug days?

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At 3/2/07 01:52 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
Haha that made me laugh because when I was a hippy in my drug days I DID have a 12 gauge Remington 11-87, a 3.5 inch magnum with thumbhole grip stock as well.

Yeah...

Dude... No... Magnums don't come in 3.5 inches. Specify the caliber, if you would please.

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At 3/2/07 02:08 AM, sean5892 wrote:
At 3/2/07 01:52 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
Haha that made me laugh because when I was a hippy in my drug days I DID have a 12 gauge Remington 11-87, a 3.5 inch magnum with thumbhole grip stock as well.
Yeah...

Dude... No... Magnums don't come in 3.5 inches. Specify the caliber, if you would please.

Dude, a 12 gauge magnum, I was talking about one single gun.

Don't even attempt to question my knowledge. Magnum simply means "bigger". A magnum is a very bland term for any cartridge or shell that is relatively bigger, and sometimes they coin the term "magnum" for ammunition just for a marketing ploy.

A 2.75 (2 3/4) inch 12 gauge shell is standard. A 3 inch or 3.5 inch 12 gauge shell is considered a magnum.

I had a Remington 11-85 which was chambered for magnum 3.5 inch shells (and can shoot any shell any 12 gauge shell that is smaller), and the shotgun had a thumbhole grip-stock.

Understand?

Yay, Obama won. Let's thank his supporters:
-The compliant mainstream media for their pro-Obama propaganda.
-Black Panthers for their intimidation of voters.

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My machete on my desk, katana on my windowsil and hunting knife under my pillow are equadistant from my position.

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Monitor...Keyboard...Maybe I could beat them over the head with my alarm clock.

What is closest weapon to you now?

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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At 3/2/07 02:33 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Monitor...Keyboard...Maybe I could beat them over the head with my alarm clock.

That thing looks like it'll bite your head off in your sleep.

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At 3/2/07 02:48 AM, Shadow-XII wrote:
At 3/2/07 02:33 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Monitor...Keyboard...Maybe I could beat them over the head with my alarm clock.
That thing looks like it'll bite your head off in your sleep.

When you set Ace Of Spade by Motorhead and leave the volume up high, it pretty much does. Not only me, but my entire family.

Swallow your sugar pills, inject your saline, breath in some hydroxide mist and have a nice day.

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Let's see now i've got an Xbox( do you know how fucking heave and strong these things are i mean i could fend off ten zombies with it and not even have a scratch on it) a laptop a plate a speaker system CD's fish tank chair chair chair Cleaver Treadmill and thats about it oh and a scythe

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I'm going to have to say a pen.

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