Alright, I was in Wal-Mart, and this greeter there was bugging the shit out of me. So I grabbed her purse when no one was looking. I also picked up a huge box. I wasn't sure what was in it, but I picked it up to make it look like I bought something.
So I grabbed her purse and ran. She ran after me, but she was like 60 or something, so she was slow. I looked back and saw she had slipped in some snow. Sucks for her. I casually walked out, as if I didn't just take her purse.
After walking a couple of feet, I see this fat ass teenager with his equally fat dad walking out of the store with a belt, probably to whip their mom. He sees the woman on the ground, and starts to run after me. I easily out run him, and his fat ass couldn't even catch up to me after a couple of yards. I got into my car and drove off, finishing the blunt I started before I went into the store.
