Alright, before I even start, my rebuttal to the asshats who are going to come back with a comment along the lines of "How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!": I do my business just as I'm sure many of you do, and it's a potent smell, believe it or not. You don't need to have it near your nose to smell it.
And to the clever asshats who are going to respond with the above simply because I said some people will: You're not funny. So don't do it
On to the actual topic: Why IS it that semen smells like bleach?
Is it perhaps because of a chemical or acid found in bleach that also exists in semen (ammonia, perhaps?)... or for what other reason?
I have always wondered why after choking the lizard, there's always a scent of bleach from my now unborn spawn, and yet I am baffled when it comes to why such a scent exists.
Of course, many of you may know just as little about it as I do, but I figured I could ask anyway...