Forum Topic: Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach?

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Posted at: 2/28/07 09:07 PM

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Alright, before I even start, my rebuttal to the asshats who are going to come back with a comment along the lines of "How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!": I do my business just as I'm sure many of you do, and it's a potent smell, believe it or not. You don't need to have it near your nose to smell it.

And to the clever asshats who are going to respond with the above simply because I said some people will: You're not funny. So don't do it

On to the actual topic: Why IS it that semen smells like bleach?

Is it perhaps because of a chemical or acid found in bleach that also exists in semen (ammonia, perhaps?)... or for what other reason?

I have always wondered why after choking the lizard, there's always a scent of bleach from my now unborn spawn, and yet I am baffled when it comes to why such a scent exists.

Of course, many of you may know just as little about it as I do, but I figured I could ask anyway...

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How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!


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There must be a problem with your semen, mine most definitely has no potent smell. It smells like nothing. Or maybe there is something wrong with my semen.

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are you sure...
if your bleach isn't semen?
eh?

Why Does Semen Smell Like Bleach?


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How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!

Wow.

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I don't think it smells like bleach after I wank off...

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! You got me good.

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Because... that's what it smells like?
Why does a cheeseburger taste like it does? Why does Yellow 5 (Alledgedly) make your penis smalled? Why is the sky blue? IT JUST IS!


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Quandry:

Bleach tastes like Strawberries.
Semen smells like Bleach
Yet, my semen tastes like Jesus.

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At 2/28/07 09:09 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I don't think it smells like bleach after I wank off...

it perhaps may not be the scent of bleach, but it's certainly the most similar item that comes to mind.

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ahahahahaha omg omg funny shit, how would you know unless u eat,sniff,plug it, ect...


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Its a smell that just happens to resemble that of bleaach.

See if it cleans your clothes :)


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well i dont know why YOURS smells like bleach. personally mine smells like a wet nacho and tastes real salty like.

Fuck all of you. Seriously.


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mine smells like sweaty bread dough.


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Only after it's been drying. Some stuff smells the same, it just happens.

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Christ, this forum damn near justifies genocide.


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I don't know mine seems to change smells slightly, I think it depends on what you eat actually (if Jr high health taught me anything).

Stop sniffen bleach my good man, (When I eat a buttload of fritos, It kinda smells like corn)

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What if... Semen doesn't smell like bleach...

but bleach smells like semen?

That's nut in your clorox, yo.

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I don't know, but I know I fucking hate that smell, and can't stand to have it on my hands, which is why I always wash them after a wank.


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you fucking stole this topic off 4chan I JUST FINISHED READING IT THERE


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What does your diet consist of?

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It does have a smell, but I don't really wonder about.

Pussy doesn't smell like fish either.

It smells like pussy.

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At 2/28/07 09:17 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: What does your diet consist of?

It's not really the best, Usually a jug of Milk in the morning (the travel size, not a full gallon jug), some form of meat at lunch in school, and spaghetti for dinner, although sometimes we order pizza.

other than that, the only other thing I knwo i drink regularly is Sunny D.

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i saw a porno once. it was a parody of mythbusters. the myth was does semen and pussy juice taste better if you eat sweet food? they had the star and starlet eat pinapples for a week. then next monday they fucked and said that their parteners love candy tasted like pineapples. SO STOP EATING BLEACH

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i actually just cum into the washing machine when i'm doing a load of whites...

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Nah man, I hear where ur comin from - it's either bleach or clorene - but i dont wanna get too close . cuz this is gross.


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Nonono, you've got it all wrong. It's the other way around, bleach smells like semen.


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I've never made that comparison, it just doesen't have that sharp chemical smell that hurts your nose ( then again, I can't think of anything better to compare it to).

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Posted at: 2/28/07 09:29 PM

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I've never noticed a similarity between the two in scent....


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I could have sworn that I've seen this topic before...

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