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Alright, before I even start, my rebuttal to the asshats who are going to come back with a comment along the lines of "How would you know what it smells like unless you eat/sniff/drink/etc. it?!": I do my business just as I'm sure many of you do, and it's a potent smell, believe it or not. You don't need to have it near your nose to smell it.
And to the clever asshats who are going to respond with the above simply because I said some people will: You're not funny. So don't do it
On to the actual topic: Why IS it that semen smells like bleach?
Is it perhaps because of a chemical or acid found in bleach that also exists in semen (ammonia, perhaps?)... or for what other reason?
I have always wondered why after choking the lizard, there's always a scent of bleach from my now unborn spawn, and yet I am baffled when it comes to why such a scent exists.
Of course, many of you may know just as little about it as I do, but I figured I could ask anyway...
Because... that's what it smells like?
Why does a cheeseburger taste like it does? Why does Yellow 5 (Alledgedly) make your penis smalled? Why is the sky blue? IT JUST IS!
Bleach tastes like Strawberries.
Semen smells like Bleach
Yet, my semen tastes like Jesus.
At 2/28/07 09:09 PM, Lagerkapo wrote: I don't think it smells like bleach after I wank off...
it perhaps may not be the scent of bleach, but it's certainly the most similar item that comes to mind.
ahahahahaha omg omg funny shit, how would you know unless u eat,sniff,plug it, ect...
Wow so long a go it seems
well i dont know why YOURS smells like bleach. personally mine smells like a wet nacho and tastes real salty like.
Fuck all of you. Seriously.
I don't know mine seems to change smells slightly, I think it depends on what you eat actually (if Jr high health taught me anything).
Stop sniffen bleach my good man, (When I eat a buttload of fritos, It kinda smells like corn)
I'm cool now... Right guys?... Guys?
Art Thread So I don't Lose It >:(
I don't know, but I know I fucking hate that smell, and can't stand to have it on my hands, which is why I always wash them after a wank.
At 2/28/07 09:17 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: What does your diet consist of?
It's not really the best, Usually a jug of Milk in the morning (the travel size, not a full gallon jug), some form of meat at lunch in school, and spaghetti for dinner, although sometimes we order pizza.
other than that, the only other thing I knwo i drink regularly is Sunny D.
i saw a porno once. it was a parody of mythbusters. the myth was does semen and pussy juice taste better if you eat sweet food? they had the star and starlet eat pinapples for a week. then next monday they fucked and said that their parteners love candy tasted like pineapples. SO STOP EATING BLEACH
Fuck all of you. Seriously.
i actually just cum into the washing machine when i'm doing a load of whites...
Nah man, I hear where ur comin from - it's either bleach or clorene - but i dont wanna get too close . cuz this is gross.
Nonono, you've got it all wrong. It's the other way around, bleach smells like semen.
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I've never made that comparison, it just doesen't have that sharp chemical smell that hurts your nose ( then again, I can't think of anything better to compare it to).
Awesome post great job!
To be honest, I've always though it smells like absolutely nothing.