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Posted at: 3/1/07 08:11 AM
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Oh crap, it's a sleeping pill I took not Cialis.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Posted at: 3/1/07 08:18 AM
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At 2/28/07 08:37 PM, Joshiwa wrote: do u take credit cards?
You should then proceed to swipe it through her vag.
Posted at: 3/1/07 08:30 AM
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wow you have the same scar as you mum
Posted at: 3/1/07 08:31 AM
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At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone?
I love you, but...
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Posted at: 3/1/07 08:34 AM
So, does this count as incest? Hey sweetiepie, don't tell daddy what mummy is doing. Which fold do I lift?
Posted at: 3/1/07 08:38 AM
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" ...so I'm guessing I've got to put this rubbery thing on right about now, right? Or was it before the orgasm?"
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Posted at: 3/1/07 08:49 AM
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You scream , I kill you!
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Posted at: 3/1/07 08:50 AM
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Do you have a sister and how big are her breasts
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Posted at: 3/1/07 09:33 AM
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I was thinking about ur sister, she is soo much better looking, Daddy wants ur little ass, bitch :) (even though she loves to call me daddy)
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Posted at: 3/1/07 09:42 AM
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"I hope you don't mind that I have an STD. I got it from your sister"
Haha what?
Posted at: 3/1/07 10:07 AM
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"Smile baby...... No, I won't post this on the internet. I promise!"
"Oh damn! I didn't realize you had a deformed vag!"
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Posted at: 3/1/07 10:09 AM
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On second thought, I don't want to.
Posted at: 3/1/07 10:15 AM
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Your tits feel nearly as nice as your sisters!
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Posted at: 3/1/07 10:25 AM
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At 2/28/07 08:40 PM, PoJoX wrote: I once had a dream, where during pre-sex caressing, I said, "Hrmm... so soft... just like your mother..." I win. LINK
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Posted at: 3/1/07 10:26 AM
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"Sometimes I pee while cumming. Hopefully the condom won't burst, hah! That'd suck!"
Posted at: 3/1/07 10:32 AM
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At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
Wow, Your clothes really hide alot of fat!
Posted at: 3/1/07 10:34 AM
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All of the posters here are most likely virgins, or only bang fat and/or ugly chicks.
Posted at: 3/1/07 10:53 AM
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umm...it smells funny
Posted at: 3/1/07 11:02 AM
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luke, i am your father.
Posted at: 3/1/07 11:06 AM
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Your not doing it as well as my dad used to.
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Posted at: 3/1/07 11:39 AM
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whats for dinner tonight mom
Posted at: 3/1/07 11:45 AM
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Don't worry honey, i dont have HIV
After-sooooooo..........you might want yo get yourself checked
OR
wait,......you ARE a woman afterall?phew, i thought you were gay.
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Posted at: 3/1/07 11:55 AM
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*look at her tits if she has little ones and laugh*
Posted at: 3/1/07 12:07 PM
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At 3/1/07 08:18 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote: At 2/28/07 08:37 PM, Joshiwa wrote: do u take credit cards?You should then proceed to swipe it through her vag.
This has always been a dilemma for me-- in and out of the vagina like at the gas pump, or down the ass crack like at the cashier's line. I prefer the latter, but I do see the merits of the former-- first and foremost being that you get two chances to get the magnetic strip read. However, the ass crack is usually drier than the vagina, so that always helps in putting the credit card back into your wallet.
Back on topic-- "Whoa, what is that thing?!"
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Posted at: 3/1/07 12:54 PM
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Did I mention I am married to your cousin?
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Posted at: 3/1/07 12:56 PM
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My pocket? No Im not happy to see you, shut your mouth and hold your hands up
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Posted at: 3/1/07 02:04 PM
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I have bad aim so you are going to have to guide me in.
Posted at: 3/1/07 02:06 PM
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At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
Where is the condomn?
Posted at: 3/1/07 02:13 PM
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i have alien seed an alien will pop out of your stomach in brazz(3).....kitle(2).....fsorl(1) *giant alien comes out of her stomach*
hehe aliens
Posted at: 3/1/07 02:21 PM
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