Forum Topic: worst thing to say before sex

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DjDTM

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Posted at: 2/28/07 08:56 PM

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A lot of you are miss understanding this. Its what you say BEFORE sex.

NOT AFTER.

NOT DURING.

BEFORE.

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Posted at: 2/28/07 09:03 PM

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Um... will you charge me for this or anything?

unless it's a hooker.

Fuck the system.

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not in the mood. :)


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common!!!! wheres your mom? she needs to give me the money for doing this with you!

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fuck you

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Posted at: 2/28/07 09:30 PM

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I love you Jessica... hem... I meant Judy... obviously...


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Posted at: 2/28/07 10:31 PM

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My name's Michael Jackson.

Wrecks it every time...

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Don't you love baloons?

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"no really, i AM gay!"

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Shuko

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Posted at: 2/28/07 10:56 PM

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Say honey, how about we try something different. Can I stick it in YOU this time?


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Where's that piping hot cinnabon?

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"I'm going to pee in your vagina."

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I am going to cut off your arm put on a fich net and give you a strap-on then we can do the do.... and I have HIV, and cancer

that is the worst!


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Frost

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Posted at: 2/28/07 11:10 PM

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Open the door, its dominos!

WAY TO RUIN THE MOOD, ASS FACE

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That'll be $75.

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Posted at: 2/28/07 11:13 PM

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"On second thought, can we turn the lights off?"
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"I wanna baby"

NO NO! Cut the GREEN Wire!

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Shuko

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At 2/28/07 11:09 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: and cancer

I don't think you can give someone cancer by having sex, dummy. -_-


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I'm ready to stick my baby maker into your baby making place!

or...

I'm about to Butt-Blast your ass!


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Demean

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Oh dear, god!

How drunk was I?!

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