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Posted at: 2/28/07 08:36 PM
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What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think
oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
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At 2/28/07 08:36 PM, LittleWashu wrote: What do you think is the worst thing you could say before having sex with someone? here is what I think oh I am sorry I thought you were your brother.
"I'm gonna put it in your ass"
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