um dude wtf? we dont need to know how to masturbate its in our nature. and one of the best ways to masturbate is have sex! u obviously feel or know that u have no chance of doing that in the future so u made this whole long thread on how to masturbate. BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who the fuck doesn't know how to jerk off? Especially on NG.

Anyway, I can tell, you need a girlfriend.