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How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:36 PM Reply

Masturbation is considered by many to be the cornerstone of sexual health. Most men believe that they already know everything about their own genitals and sexual response. It’s all out there, boys will be boys, etc. But just because you know how your tools work, doesn’t mean you can build the Eiffel Tower. In fact most men experience a fraction of their full erotic and orgasmic potential. Read on for tips on masturbation techniques that can help you explore all your body has to offer.
Difficulty: N/A
Time Required: Male masturbation doesn't have to always be a "quick affair". Take your time and enjoy.
Here's How:
Make time for more than a quickie.
Most guys first learn to masturbate in secret and furtive ways. They do it quickly and need to figure out what to do with the evidence afterward. This can create a powerful pattern of masturbating quickly, without paying attention to where your sexual arousal can take you. To start exploring something different, make sure you have some extended time and privacy for yourself, where you aren’t trying to finish quick before someone interrupts.

Turn off the porn (just for a while) and tune into your body.
Not everyone likes porn, but a lot of guys do, and while porn can be great, it also takes you out of your body a bit with the fantasy. This can distract you from what’s actually happening in your body. You don’t need to throw the porn away, but for a few times, masturbate without porn, and objectify yourself for a change!

Do a…dry…run through.
Bad pun aside, it’s a good idea to try the above suggestions, and then just masturbate as you normally would. As you do this pay attention:
Changes in your breathing: Does it become shallow and quick, slower and deeper?
Changes in your body: is there tension in some places, and relaxation in others? Is this the same every time you masturbate?
How does it feel just before you have an orgasm?
How does it feel as you orgasm, and immediately post-orgasm?

Time to switch it up.
Men learn early in their lives the most effective way to get themselves off. And most never waver from the utilitarian approach to self love. But sex is less like a well oiled machine, and more like a chaotic food fair, where there is an endless selection of ways to satisfy your appetites. So it’s time to throw a wrench in the works and shake up your routine. Try any combination of the following suggestions:

Does your left hand know what your right hand is doing?
Do you always use the same one hand to masturbate? Most guys do. If you’re among them, start with the simple tip of switching hands. It can feel strange at first, the rhythm might be off, it’s almost like sex with someone new for the first time. Enjoy the newness, and see if a new hand can teach an old hand some tricks.

Experiment with positions.
If you aren’t an experimental type, it’s time to start. If you’re used to masturbating lying down on your back, try sitting up. If you normally sit in a chair, try standing, or kneeling. As with all these changes, this might feel ridiculous at first, and you’ll probably go back to old faithful, but see what masturbation feels like in different positions, and notice if it brings with it any new sensations.

Get your hips moving.
The way your body moves when you masturbate is probably very different from the way it moves when you’re having sex with someone else. Many men don’t move at all when they masturbate. Try to move your hips when you masturbate, simulating the thrusting of intercourse. Notice how moving your hips in different ways can bring you closer to, and at times take you farther away from, the point of orgasm.

Use different hand strokes.
Most men learn early on that a vigorous stroke does the trick. This intense up and down stimulation usually ends in a good orgasm. But there are dozens of other strokes that each bring with them different sensations, and different orgasms. Roll your penis in between your hands, moving your hands up and down your shaft. Try using long twisting strokes instead of just up and down. Experiment with different movements, pressures, and speeds.

Explore your shaft.
While most of the nerve endings on the penis are at the head, and specifically the frenulum, many men will have spots on their shaft that are unusually sensitive. Try putting one hand at the base of your penis and press it towards your body while experimenting with different hand strokes along the shaft of your penis. Treat this like a treasure hunt, and try to feel the difference between one side and the other, between stimulation near the base and up near the tip.

Reach around, yourself.
For many men the balls (testicles) are a very sensitive area that responds well to feelings of touch and pressure. Take your forefinger and thumb and make them in a circle at the top of your scrotum. Gently tug on your scrotum as your masturbating. This is both a way to prevent you from ejaculating and a way to extend sexual feelings in your body. Experiment with other kinds of touch including tickling, scratching, and rubbing.

Check out the neighborhood.
While the penis and scrotum tend to be the epicenter of masturbatory attention, if you’re looking to open things up a bit, be sure to take a tour of some other nearby areas. The perineum, the area between the scrotum and anus, is very sensitive to pressure and massage, and rubbing it provides external prostate stimulation. Speaking of which, don’t be afraid to explore the anus, both externally and by using a finger for penetration.

Bring it all together.
Not everything you try is going to do it for you, but the idea behind the above tips is to try lots of different things, and then incorporate whatever you like into the ways you regularly masturbate. Maybe it’s a different stroke, or position, or breathing technique. Obviously there is no one, correct way to masturbate, and even if you’ve got something that works for you, consider the fact that there could be more out there if you experiment with it.

Tips:
Another myth about male masturbation is that you shouldn’t use anything other than you hand. While your hand might be doing the trick, adding some accessories can make the stimulation even more intense, and inspire more creativity with yourself, and with partners.
Get a good quality personal lubricant . If it’s only for masturbation you can use something that’s oil based without worrying about condom compatibility. Oil based products are better because they won’t dry up.
Add a sex toy into the mix. It might be a vibrator, a dildo, or a cock ring (if you’ve never tried one I recommend trying one on your own before you use it with a partner). Sex toys can add a completely new kind of stimulation, and accentuate the manual stimulation your doing.

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:37 PM Reply

Or you know, you could get a girlfriend.

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:39 PM Reply

Even though you are bashign my topic, that may be one of the best first posts I have ever seen.

Welcome to NG, btw

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:39 PM Reply

So, in other words:

put hand on penis.

Congrats on winning some delicious fail.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:40 PM Reply

You said masturbate! LOL!


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:40 PM Reply

If you didn't copy and paste this...

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:40 PM Reply

At 2/27/07 06:37 PM, MadeBy wrote: Or you know, you could get a girlfriend.

a post like that shot down in one sentence. o_o

/impressed

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:41 PM Reply

What the fuck? This is ... bullshit.

I will try some of it...
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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:41 PM Reply

I sense copy-pasta.

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:43 PM Reply

Delicious Copy pasta...

Erm, WHAT IS KOPYASTA?!

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:43 PM Reply

EPIC.

although probably copy pasted.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:44 PM Reply

At 2/27/07 06:41 PM, Slapdamonkeyaz wrote: I sense copy-pasta.

Yep, you're right.

He just copied it from here.

Way to go on being unioriginal. :D


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:45 PM Reply

I only did it ebcause I couldnt think of a way to use that pic lik


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 06:49 PM Reply

Going up and down the penis is ok but rubbing the tip of the penis is better!


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Feb. 27th, 2007 @ 07:06 PM Reply

I think must guys know how to jerk it and don't need help.

Unless from a female of course...
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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 9th, 2007 @ 06:53 AM Reply

this is very well written. Masturbation is still legal isnt it ?

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 9th, 2007 @ 07:58 AM Reply

-_- i am not impressed by the copy pasta, i ordered originality, also thats not how to mastrubate, what u do is put hand on penis and pretend its a vagina.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 07:50 AM Reply

first: thank you "mcfoofa " for bring what u said here to light. This article that everone is reading or has read is copied. This is "in ur face" plagerism. and here i thought "how original". so if any credit is due it isnt to the person that put this here. its a shame that people cant be original especially when it comes to the art of communication... i have spoken

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 08:10 AM Reply

At 12/9/07 08:25 AM, PinkBeer wrote: No, really.

He was cooler with his mask.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 08:19 AM Reply

At 12/21/07 08:10 AM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 12/9/07 08:25 AM, PinkBeer wrote: No, really.
He was cooler with his mask.

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 08:24 AM Reply

Sex toys, Check!
Cock ring, Check!
Hand, Check!
Cock and Balls ......Damn I seem to missing that bit.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 09:34 AM Reply

Copypasta with some nice, white, melted cheese on top.

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 09:35 AM Reply

Oh sweet, so that's how you masterbate!


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 09:43 AM Reply

did you just tell me to shove my fingers up my ass?

*giggle* :3

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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 09:55 AM Reply

It copy pasta, already saw that shit somewhere else.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 09:58 AM Reply

... you seriously need a life


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 10:00 AM Reply

At 12/21/07 09:55 AM, azn-vink wrote: It copy pasta, already saw that shit somewhere else.

The original post is 10 months old...


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 10:04 AM Reply

At 2/27/07 06:37 PM, Wrote wrote: Or you know, you could get a girlfriend.

I scrolled down without reading anything but this.

/thread.


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 11:06 AM Reply

Why don't you just get a GF


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Response to How to masturbate(pics) Dec. 21st, 2007 @ 11:23 AM Reply

[FAIL]