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Beating women isn't funny.

Unless it's bdsm, then it's hilarious.

and hot.

At 2/27/07 04:04 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Beating women isn't funny.

I didn't say it was funny.

There are times when it is warranted and times when it isn't.

For example: she puts your dinnmer out late - not a beating offence.
She fucks someone else - you put her in hospital. At best.

At 2/27/07 04:06 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 2/27/07 04:04 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Beating women isn't funny.

I didn't say it was funny.

You don't need to say it's funny in order to observe effort was put forth to be humorous.

Some women maybe, but not you.

There are times when it is warranted and times when it isn't.

For example: she puts your dinnmer out late - not a beating offence.
She fucks someone else - you put her in hospital. At best.

Bullshit. She doesn't have dinner ready then she IS fuckin someone else. No joke.

But still, if she's dumb enough to get caught she's dumb enough to be cheated on and not know the better.

At 2/27/07 04:18 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Some women maybe, but not you.

I'm not a woman. D:

But still, if she's dumb enough to get caught she's dumb enough to be cheated on and not know the better.

Yeah, that isn't the role of the man though. The man should remind her of her subserviance by force.

At 2/27/07 04:20 AM, ZeroAsALimit wrote:

At 2/27/07 04:18 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: Some women maybe, but not you.

I'm not a woman. D:

I never said you were O_o

But still, if she's dumb enough to get caught she's dumb enough to be cheated on and not know the better.

Yeah, that isn't the role of the man though. The man should remind her of her subserviance by force.

The man should try to plant his seed early and often. What's this domineering BS you're talkin about?

At 2/27/07 04:21 AM, Leeloo-Minai wrote: The man should try to plant his seed early and often. What's this domineering BS you're talkin about?

No, the nuclear family is the ideal sort. It gives you the closeness to bring up your seed properly (none of this community care shit, you'll have paedos looking after your offspring). It is also the most ideal for distribution of resources.

Just look at Pakistan - they are having population problems due to polygamy.
Look at Scotland - we are having population problems due to promiscuity.

The average man needs a good bayonet up his arse. Sleeping around is not masculine. It isn't feminine either, so women need to be punished aswell.

Obviously, the behaviour is too rife and instilled in them from a young age (Thank you post-modernism!).

What will happen is that we will teach our children family values. Failure to adhere to these means a fine and jail.

At 2/27/07 02:32 AM, Rokuro wrote: LOL GENDER TENSION D:

No, sex tension. Although I find it amusing that the topic started complains of men being feminine, where she is being masculine. See, it's OK for her to subvert her gender role, but it isn't OK for guys. You know, because women are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want, because they are women.

Sandwhich Joke Solution

Why do women never wear watches, because theres a clock on the oven

Why do women have smaller feet then men, so they can stnad closer to the sink.

If I wasn't a figment of your imagination Zero, I'd want to have your babies.

1) Women are not evil/manipulative/awful...we just don't like YOU.

:'(

But....I thought.....someone hold me.

*sob*

This one doesn't speak for all women. -_-

1. I don't go generalizing people like that. At the very least, if I'm going to reply to something you say, I'm going to fucking take the time to read your topic and reply there. Since she obviously can't be arsed to waste her time understanding what the hell she's griping about, we can't be arsed to listen to her, now can we?

2. Sensitive guys are fine. Guys come in all shapes, sizes, psyches, and levels of sensitivity nowadays. If you don't want a sensitive guy, fine, then. Find yourself one that's not sensitive. But don't think you speak for the rest of us who actually LIKE having a guy around that gives a damn what we think or what we're feeling.

3. PMS much?

4. Being bitchy isn't limited to any gender. =3 I'm bitchy nearly all the time, but so are a lot of guys I know. It's not an admirable trait in anyone, tbh. I'd suggest we both knock it off, lol.

At 2/27/07 01:02 AM, MilkyChan wrote: 1) Women are not evil/manipulative/awful...we just don't like YOU.

Everyone is different, so are man, but so are WOMAN. There are different kind of people, you know. And did you actually read one of those topics. I can understand the guy with the topic "Women: Evil, Mean, and Manipulative". That guy is hurt by that slut because she already has a boyfriend who lives far away. Wouldn't you be hurt if your boyfriend is like that and is deiceving you.

2) Why are men so much more sensitive nowadays?

Is there something wrong with that? As I say, there are different kind of people, man too.
If you don't like sensitive men, than look for another type.
I rather have a sensitive guy than a guy who only looks after sex.

I think you just misplaced the place where you should whine and bitch. No one says that all of the women are manipulative, sluty, bitchy, angry or whatever. Go in some cooties-bitter-bum forum to whine about it.

GET BACK IN THE KICTEN

not caps

BECAUSE YOU PICK FLOWERS AND GET PREGNANT, BITCH.

I'M the one with the period when there's a bunch of whining, crying boys on the forums tonight talking about their feelings? Somehow I fail to understand your 14 year old logic.

Somehow you're making all us females look bad. Don't bitch on a site about this crap when the majority of the users are male. You'll lose...terribly. No use coming on here when on your period either. NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WITH ME AND LETS MAKE THESE GUYS FOOD.

Can I help you guys? I really need to know how to make a proper sammich. T-T

At 2/27/07 03:10 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote: Somehow you're making all us females look bad. Don't bitch on a site about this crap when the majority of the users are male. You'll lose...terribly. No use coming on here when on your period either. NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WITH ME AND LETS MAKE THESE GUYS FOOD.

Win.

Ummm.... okay, Missallanpoe told me to respond so I did.

don't ban me

At 2/27/07 03:10 PM, MissAllanPoe wrote: NOW GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WITH ME AND LETS MAKE THESE GUYS FOOD.

THATS MORE LIKE IT.

There is a girl on the internet!

It had to be done :(

Shut the fuck up you skeezer-in-training.

At 2/27/07 03:06 PM, DarkSytze wrote: BECAUSE YOU PICK FLOWERS AND GET PREGNANT, BITCH.

I laughed. Laughed hard. And for a long time. Seriously, what a quote.