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At 2/26/07 10:19 PM, NimbleElephant wrote: Girls must not like the word fucking.

Well, they don't have to like the word.

SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!

What fucking the fuckity fucking fuck is fucking your fucky fuckity fucking problem?

Next time don't use so much of the fuck word.

Also, that girl obviously hates you and wants to piss you off.

It's estrogen obviously.

At 2/26/07 10:13 PM, ViolentAJ wrote:

Some of them do. Chisato likes me a bit though, can you explain why?

I'm not a stereotypical Black man, I am totally clean cut. Chisato is Japanese. Please explain why she likes me?

Maybe she is just wierd.

You're not enough of a badass. Beat someone up in front of some girls.

At 2/26/07 10:17 PM, Lagatag wrote: Sounds to me like you're jealous. Maybe try moving on? She sounds like a slut, maybe she wasn't before, but definetly is now.

Jealous? If she was the same girl, you're damn right i would be, she was an amazing girlfriend, now she's a slut like you said, I'll never be lowly enough to be jealous over a slut.

At 2/26/07 10:17 PM, subpar wrote: @ BonusStage: She's a slutty slutfuck, and she wants to piss you off.

Did so quite well too.

Find another girlfriend, and she'll probably get jealous and come crawling back for attention. Then you get to punch her in the face with a vengeance, and you'll know it was justified.

Haha, i'm working on it, no success yet, but hey.

(What do you mean, abusive? They can vote, so they should learn to fight, too. Equality.)

Truth.

At 2/26/07 10:13 PM, BigScizot wrote: Jesus dude, you guys were like, fer serious mad in love and stuff.

/ hope you feel better.

Meh, I always have before, what'll change this time? But yeah, it's quite shit considering she really was the best girl i've ever been with and she was honestly the first girl i ever LOVED, like in love love, not just "I love you" love.

At 2/26/07 10:13 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: I'm not a stereotypical Black man, I am totally clean cut. Chisato is Japanese. Please explain why she likes me?

You're a fucking idiot and i fucking hate you, but at least you seem to love her, good job.

lol r u gay

Fuck you, fuck motherfucker!

I know how you feel. I just went through all that. It all depends on the girl. You have to find a stable minded one that actually realizes you did something for her. Forget the dip shit ones. They are worthless, and your time is better. Look for loyal ones that are not too narrow minded. You know what I mean?

BonusStage, I always thought you were gay.

AND YOU ARE LOLOL

At 2/26/07 10:26 PM, Michael wrote:

(What do you mean, abusive? They can vote, so they should learn to fight, too. Equality.)

Truth.

seconded

At 2/26/07 10:13 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: I'm not a stereotypical Black man, I am totally clean cut. Chisato is Japanese. Please explain why she likes me?

You're a fucking idiot and i fucking hate you, but at least you seem to love her, good job.

She is not a real girl. he is just bullshitting to get some attention

Girls like dicks, not pussies.

Nuff Said.

FACT: Girls don't know what they want.

At 2/26/07 10:32 PM, StevenFowler wrote: Girls like dicks, not pussies.

Nuff Said.

I like both though, so point invalid. D:

It's obvious that she is fucked up mentally. Either that or she is trying to make up for lost time and freedom from being in a relationship by going nuts and destroying herself through, booze drugs, and sex. It really can't be helped though, plenty of fish in the sea Bonus, there will be other women.

Shit man, girls are funny that way. Maybe they think you're too clingy?

You know, with the power of "NO"

Comes the power of "Yes"

Well, try not always hanging, to make when you do more special?

I dont know, There are different girls, and each one is different, even if a little bit.

Im sure you can find a chick who will appreciate the stuff you do

If you were any other user, im sure you'd be flamed.

WOMEN!

I fuck bitches, I fuck ho's and when I get bored, I fuck my bro's!

Chisato is indeed real. This is a picture of her and I.

I do love her a lot, and I want to feel her embrace, hear her voice mispronounce my name, kiss her lips, and gaze into her eyes that sparkle like the reflection of stars upon a yellow ocean.

http://eefoof.com/image/24764

At 2/26/07 10:45 PM, ViolentAJ wrote: Chisato is indeed real. This is a picture of her and I.

I do love her a lot, and I want to feel her embrace, hear her voice mispronounce my name, kiss her lips, and gaze into her eyes that sparkle like the reflection of stars upon a yellow ocean.

http://eefoof.com/image/24764

What's it like being useless?

At 2/26/07 10:47 PM, Shawtey wrote: im confused

Micheal = bonusstage?

Altttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

At 2/26/07 10:47 PM, Shawtey wrote: im confused

Micheal = bonusstage?

and sketch0587

At 2/26/07 10:34 PM, amplefied wrote: FACT: Girls don't know what they want.

TRUTH

At 2/26/07 10:32 PM, StevenFowler wrote: Girls like dicks, not pussies.

Nuff Said.

Oh, that's a fucking good one. Damn, you must have stolen that from Dane Cook it's so fucking good.

Hopefully you understand my opinion on that guy.

At 2/26/07 10:41 PM, GrimmJimmy wrote: Shit man, girls are funny that way. Maybe they think you're too clingy?

Yeah i got that shit before, even when i know when to give space, and when touch isn't what they need, it's shit.

You know, with the power of "NO"
Comes the power of "Yes"

:O!

Well, try not always hanging, to make when you do more special?

What the fuck did you just try to say?

I dont know, There are different girls, and each one is different, even if a little bit.

Yes, easily adjusted to as well, lord knows i've had to.

Im sure you can find a chick who will appreciate the stuff you do

Yeah yeah, i know that it will happen and i know i'm young, it's still fucking retarded though, i'm glad i made this thread, it got out shit i've been hidin in about dumb bitches

If you were any other user, im sure you'd be flamed.

HAHAHAHAHAH fuck yeah.

Just answer me this one question, Michael.

Was it Emily?

Haha yes, I remember.

that is nice to hear

We, first off.
If you're going to be an asshole by saying 'fuck' or 'fucking' in each sentence.

Second, you must have made an ass out of yourself if your ex-girlfriend is dating bums(or so you say)

Third, while I'm no expert on the Female Genome, maybe you're taking it well and she's jealous. I may be wrong, but she may just be trying to freak you out.

That's my opinion.

There's you problem. Girls aren't attracted to needy wuss bags that constantly give gifts and act like caring girls.

I'm exagerating a bit, ,sure, but it's to get the point accross.

your second problem may be girls in general. Start acting like a man and go after women like you should.

At 2/26/07 10:13 PM, BonusStage wrote: Wow man, thanks to your insightful opinion on the matters my views have completely changed, especially on the matter of where the

Oh damn, you sure know how to contibute to a subject don't you.

You also have one hell of an adittude there.
If you're pissed at girls, take it out on spammers, noobs, or fags in WoW or Runescaep.
Two, they did contribute.
So what if girls think they can do better?
Find another girl, the one that's right for you.
Do you know how many girls (if any log into NG at all) could be offended at what you originally said?)

At 2/26/07 10:07 PM, BonusStage wrote: Discuss how fucking retarded nearly all (I only say nearly because there's always an exception to the rule, just wish i could fucking find that bitch) women are.

I'm fucking her :) Girls are pretty fucking stupid sometimes though.

Same fucking thing happened to me. I was going out with this one girl, and she ended up dumping me, her reason; I was a pervert. I was like "What the hell are you talking about? I haven't said a single thing thats perverted." and honestly my friends were being queers and playing this game where you yell PENIS as loud as you can without getting caught. Sure I laughed, but I never joined in. Chicks can be such dicks! and you know what?! She ended up going out with this guy whos a total fag, who everyone, not just me, thinks is a perv.

The best thing to do, find a girl who actually likes you.

-Sherioush

I love how all the noobs give actual advice. Heres my... pocket change.