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Forum Topic: Are you addicted to masturbation?

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uberskankywhorexcore DARK LEVEL 06

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some people need the essence of masturbation just to get through the day, sort of like O.C.D. but some times it becomesa a habit and you cant stop! luckily there are some ways of "rehab" such as running for 1 hour it sounds wierd but it works

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Sun-and-Moon

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I think it relaxes me a little, but where did you hear that running gets rid of the urges? I thought it was just hormones that control urges, and you can't change that?

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At 2/25/07 12:05 PM, uberskankywhorexcore wrote: some people need the essence of masturbation just to get through the day, sort of like O.C.D. but some times it becomesa a habit and you cant stop! luckily there are some ways of "rehab" such as running for 1 hour it sounds wierd but it works

Whats wrong with masturbation exactly. You don't need to steal for your habit, theres plenty of useless time to do 'it' and it dosn't hurt yourself or anyone else.

hm? HMM?

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Each person has their own normal level of masturbation. Wheither it be 1,2, or 20 times a day. It's just a sign of a healthy young man/woman.

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At 2/25/07 12:08 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Each person has their own normal level of masturbation. Wheither it be 1,2, or 20 times a day. It's just a sign of a healthy young man/woman.

I'm a 20-er... no seriously I am my room smells like semen.

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At 2/25/07 12:12 PM, Girouette wrote:
At 2/25/07 12:08 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Each person has their own normal level of masturbation. Wheither it be 1,2, or 20 times a day. It's just a sign of a healthy young man/woman.
I'm a 20-er... no seriously I am my room smells like semen.

open window for fresh air

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People are getting addicted to the dumbest things now. First Myspace, and now masturbation rehab.

You're all going to hell.

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At 2/25/07 12:12 PM, Girouette wrote:
At 2/25/07 12:08 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Each person has their own normal level of masturbation. Wheither it be 1,2, or 20 times a day. It's just a sign of a healthy young man/woman.
I'm a 20-er... no seriously I am my room smells like semen.

At that rate... Shouldn't you be shooting powder by now?

JK, your my new hero.

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Misty-Dragon-Muffin

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I know some people who are . . .

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LOLZILLA

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all your mums are addicted to mastubating me ya fuck-cynts.


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Girouette

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At 2/25/07 12:26 PM, Toax-Eye wrote:
At 2/25/07 12:12 PM, Girouette wrote:
At 2/25/07 12:08 PM, TheCriminalDuder wrote: Each person has their own normal level of masturbation. Wheither it be 1,2, or 20 times a day. It's just a sign of a healthy young man/woman.
I'm a 20-er... no seriously I am my room smells like semen.
open window for fresh air

I do. It doesn't work. You try pumping out 10 gallons (I'm taking a wild guess) of semen a week and try to air your room out. But i've gotten used to it so if I'm inviting a friend in who knows that I masturbate alot I simply warn them. Somehow the people who don't know me that well can't guess as to what it is.

siglololol


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SouthAsian

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I actually tried to take a break but I always managed to talk myself out of it.My inner voice just said.Don't stop you are doing fine.I have stopped for a month before cold turkey.But as of now I dont have a legitimate reason to stop.i will do in moderation though.And I may stop completyely eventually.


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AlphaCentauri

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I just do it when I'm bored, I could easily stop, I just have no incentive to.

Eat, sleep, fuck and flee; in four words, that's me.

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GoryBlizzard

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Yes, I am addicted to masturbation, and I have no desire to suppress my frequent urges to jack off.

God fucking damn it...
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cplunchmeat

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Masturbation is good.
Masturbation is fun.
But when masturbation attains levels of frequency of up to twenty times a day, ferget them dumbasses that riducule you, you are a god!

I salute all yoo with your semen encrusted hands!


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Girouette

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At 2/25/07 12:54 PM, cplunchmeat wrote: Masturbation is good.
Masturbation is fun.
But when masturbation attains levels of frequency of up to twenty times a day, ferget them dumbasses that riducule you, you are a god!

I salute all yoo with your semen encrusted hands!

w00t I'm a god

siglololol


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ObsessedOne

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YES isnt everyone?

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Girouette

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At 2/25/07 12:55 PM, ObsessedOne wrote: YES isnt everyone?

But to what extent? Only after you've hit more than 10 times a day can u truly call yourself addicted.

siglololol


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Cereal

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masturbation is a fun activity for the entire family, yes even you over there junior.

old 50s commercial

I hope this doesn't come out distorted

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At 2/25/07 12:08 PM, Ampere wrote:
Whats wrong with masturbation exactly. You don't need to steal for your habit, theres plenty of useless time to do 'it' and it dosn't hurt yourself or anyone else.

Only as long as you don't sperm everywhere on people's stuff.

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Studies show that masturbating once a day improves your metabolism and helps you lose weight at the same time.

leave me alone im emo

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At 2/25/07 01:01 PM, Cereal wrote: masturbation is a fun activity for the entire family, yes even you over there junior.

old 50s commercial

shut up

I hope this doesn't come out distorted

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At 2/25/07 01:05 PM, Glib wrote: Studies show that masturbating once a day improves your metabolism and helps you lose weight at the same time.

1) Explains why I'm not a fat ass with all the crap I eat.
2)What about more than once a day?

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Zombie

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I masturbate about twice a week but im not addicted.

You cannot kill what you did not Create.

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I think enough people are into it now that it can be considered a hobby.


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At 2/25/07 01:09 PM, Twisted wrote: I masturbate about twice a week but im not addicted.

People say that about smoking but they still cant stop


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Girouette

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At 2/25/07 01:10 PM, Glazed wrote: I think enough people are into it now that it can be considered a hobby.

More of a passion for me...

siglololol


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Brick-top

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Only if glass is involed.


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B1LlYPL6C380

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Well first off, is it really true that some people need it to get through the day? thats freaky :s but anyway nah Im not addicted to masturbation at all XD

These Are Not The Droids You Are Looking For.

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I seriously dont have like, a sexually urge, its just boredom, but sumtimes i could do 2-3 times day, but i take 1 week brakes between it


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