Destory my Log!

[Lord-Sonx]

So i just took a huge dump and now it won't go away when i flush.

So, Newgrounds, how do i get rid of my log!?

[DigDugz]

Kill it with fire!

[poryon2]

Plunger, maybe?

[snayk]

Get a stick and poke it.

I'm truthing.

[Warrickneff]

Hahaha!

That's NEVER happened to me! I dunno, put your hand in a ziploc bag and split in two with your hand?

[LordZeebmork]

Break it up into flushable pieces.

[Trampalite]

Poke it with a stick so it breaks into smaller pieces and then roast a marshmallow.

[AlphaCentauri]

Get some latex gloves, ziploc bags and get messy.

[mastergurosp]

drano

[swive]

be a man and eat the log! PANSY!

[Latecks]

Waterproof firecrackers are the way to go.

[Gagsy]

Pour a bottle of bleach on the sucker, that will crumble it, making it flushable!

[MetalDart]

Throw it out the window.

[Latecks]

At 2/25/07 11:27 AM, MetalDart wrote: Throw it out the window.

I hope he doesn't live in an apartment...

[Lord-Sonx]

At 2/25/07 11:30 AM, LateckS wrote:

At 2/25/07 11:27 AM, MetalDart wrote: Throw it out the window.

I hope he doesn't live in an apartment...

acutlly i live in a flat.. on the second floor...

[Buoy]

tooo the resquooooooo

[cast]

Hahaha I get it.

This is De story of your log.

Actually, just let it hang out in the toilet for a while, sooner or later it will absorb the water and become soft and begin to break apart. After that it should flush right down.

[miskasamsung]

dont u have better things to do?

[Lord-Sonx]

At 2/25/07 11:51 AM, miskasamsung wrote: dont u have better things to do?

not really, i can't do anythign esle, the log haunts me with its mocking laugheter cuz i can't make it vanish, i bleach it and it styays, i stab it and now there's two of them...

hopefully it'll lose interest in mocking me and go away some time soon :(

now i am afriad to take another dump :(

[Odyssic]

Poke it with your hand.

[bigexplosions]

Sneak up on it and break it's neck.

[Straight-Edge]

It looks like the only you can get rid of it is by eating it...

[esko-man]

Poke it into smaller pieces with a plunger and flush... This is why you ALWAYS EAT YOUR VEGGIES!!!

Fuck Vegetables.

[Electric-Bla]

At 2/25/07 11:33 AM, SBB wrote: tooo the resquooooooo

My god, my sides are split all the way to hell.
; Tell little children it's chocolate?

[chasemanjansen]

I'm going to have to go with most other people in the thread and say "poke/stab it".

[Lord-Sonx]

if only i knew someone with a shit fetish to take care of it...

[Noodleboy111]

The only way to make i disappear is to eat it...

wait, that's broccoli, aw, it works for shit too.

[TurtleJuice]

Put it in a Hotdog bun

[SuperFlonic]

Call the plummer and say you have a "problem".
Then, show him your latex gloves and lube and say: "It won't go in, it won't go in!!!"

[ObsessedOne]

At 2/25/07 11:17 AM, DigDugz wrote: Kill it with fire!

Use your Black Magick!