Senior Pranks

[Vicious-WTFN]

Got any good senior prank ideas?

I was thinking of stacking tires around the flag poles and dressing up as the principal for a week.... got any ideas?

[PsychoDoughboy]

get cows up to a top floor. put 1 and 3 in big bold letters on their side, so everyone is looking for #2 all day

[Mr-Destruction]

wrap the entire school

[AngryArab]

shit in all the classrooms, they cant make you go in for 2 days for sanitation.

[shazzam]

Dead fish hidden all over the school, Its gonna smell like shit!!

Or place glue on the door locks so they can't open them, meaning no school!!

You can as well take a shit on the hallways.

[format]

let loose a pig in the school

where are you going to get a pig? i have no idea!

[Lord-Miroku-Sama]

At 4/29/03 10:30 PM, OnionClock wrote: Got any good senior prank ideas?

I'd put glue mousetraps on people's ears like I did to my little brother. Don't worry it doesn't cause hearing damage but they will need a hair cut;)

[Keyser-Soze]

At 4/29/03 10:30 PM, OnionClock wrote: I was thinking of stacking tires around the flag poles and dressing up as the principal for a week.... got any ideas?

Murder the nerdiest freshman in school and stretch his intestines out the length of the hallway. And cut up his face real bad post-mortem.

It's a gasser!

[romexonxfire]

draw chalk outlines of people all over the sidewalks.. make sure you have plenty of police (do not cross) tape.

[TomFlump]

ours this year was the worst ever. they chopped down a tree in the courtyard that was given as a gift to the school from the class of 1980. there was some graffitti too, but it was pretty shitty and unorigional. as for ideas, id have to say something subtle... my friends and i did this once, i dont think its senior prank worthy, but we switched all the computers and monitors around in the library, so that your keyboard and mouse would be on the person three seats down from you's montior. randomly placed dead animals, superglued coins all over the walls spelling out your class year, spray koolaide everywhere so the floors, walls, and ceilings get sticky. janitors hate cleaning ceilings... poop is always good, hidden rodents in desks, drawers, or behind doors is fun... thats all i can think of right now...

[TheDogPlayingPoker]

Go to a butcher, and try and get some leftover brains. Then simply put the brains in some butckets, and pull the old bucket on the slightly open door deal.

[poop-face]

unroll a friends cig or blunt while they arent looking and put pencil shavings in. it puffs out all over their face. one of my friends had no eyebrows for months!

poke holes in condom packages at the stores with a small needle. thats really mean so id advise not to.

put superglue on a toilet seat

put superglue on a dildo

shit in a sunroof or shit in the glove compartment

smear shit on a doorknob

[BillofBob]

Make a dummy and through him off your skool be sure to include fake blood so it looks real

[Dagodevas]

ANTHRAX!

Naw, I'm just playing.

[Everyone gives Kazuo a dirty look.]

Er...LOOK! There's RockAquaZero! Right behind you!

[As everyone turns the other way, Kazuo climbs into the Batmobile and darts off into the dark night.]

[poop-face]

At 4/29/03 10:43 PM, poop_face wrote:

oh woops senior pranks

unroll a friends cig or blunt while they arent looking and put pencil shavings in. it puffs out all over their face. one of my friends had no eyebrows for months!

do this to a teacher

poke holes in condom packages at the stores with a small needle. thats really mean so id advise not to.

do this to the condoms in the bathrooms

put superglue on a dildo

do this to a tampon in the bathroom

shit in a sunroof or shit in the glove compartment

principals car

here is more

put a spikestrip on the parking lot exit covered in black tarp

piss on the moniters

leave lit blunts and bongs all over the principals office or porno mags

[Keyser-Soze]

At 4/29/03 10:49 PM, Kazuo_Kiriyama wrote: ANTHRAX!

Naw, I'm just playing.

Oh... cause I thought it was a good idea...

[BIGMANBRAINY]

seth brooks and like 3 other guys at my school did the cow trick one night. but they did it with chilckens. and they let loose 15 and left out the numbers 8 and 12.we stood outside school for like an hour and a half the next morning(while they were apparently defouling the school). get it! defouling! waka waka!!

[RazorBladez]

we got exams on at the moment, so it's exam themed. i don't know the US policy, but in the UK, if we take a national exam and the paper gets destroyed before it is marked you get an A. automatically. this is a proven fact. in the US i'm sure it's similar. also, as mentioned earlier, get the school closed. theres that poo one, OR you could fuck up all the toilets. if there are no working toilets the school must close by law, as they have to provide the proper facilities. i suggest doing all this stuff at the same time. if you got the school closed and got everyone an A, you'd be the most remembered year ever!

[AngryArab]

get alot of shaving cream and cream the school. ALOT.

[Keyser-Soze]

At 4/29/03 11:12 PM, razorbladez wrote: if you got the school closed and got everyone an A, you'd be the most remembered year ever!

No, one time a state test got lost or fucked up or something and everyone just had to retake the test.

[romexonxfire]

No, one time a state test got lost or fucked up or something and everyone just had to retake the test.

im sure it would work if you were ferris.

[Wonko-the-Sane]

Go to prom in a dress/siut made from duct tape (you can actually get a scholarship for that)

[poop-face]

cherry bombs in all the toilets. old but good.

[RazorBladez]

At 4/29/03 11:18 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:

At 4/29/03 11:12 PM, razorbladez wrote: if you got the school closed and got everyone an A, you'd be the most remembered year ever!

No, one time a state test got lost or fucked up or something and everyone just had to retake the test.

NOT TRUE!!!
how did they retake the same test??? they knew the fucking answers!!! they can't take another test, because the grade margins which are set by comparing all the scores (if a test is hard one year, the required mark for an "A" is lower- ie, even disadvantage for all kids). the "new" test they would take would be of a different difficulty level, so making it unfair. trust me, it works out.

[sk1tso]

Cover the school in porn.
Put alkaseltzer in a dogs mouth, then let him loose in school.
Good ol' glue / sarayn wrap on the toilet seats.
Give whatever statue that exists fake genetalia, or other comical devices.
Sneak out and tie all the doors together.
Window chalk ..... lots.
Cover the school in porn.

[AngryArab]

have fun suspended and when your on probation.

[NemesisX]

One year, our class snuck our home room teacher's desk outside the school and into a parking space in the parking lot. It still had all its books in it and everything.

Worked like a charm...we all got detentions.

[vaginusbeefus]

see http://isuisse.ifrance.com/emmaf/anarcook/hatskool.htm

[RazorBladez]

At 4/29/03 11:40 PM, _Duffman_ wrote: have fun suspended and when your on probation.

nope. that's the beauty of a senior prank. you can't get suspended cause your going anyway. besides, doing stupid shit for fun will nearly always get you in trouble. in fact, having fun in most ways is illegal in some way or at some point. anyway, you only leave that hellhole once (unless you retarded).

[Keyser-Soze]

At 4/29/03 11:38 PM, razorbladez wrote:

At 4/29/03 11:18 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:

NOT TRUE!!!
how did they retake the same test??? they knew the fucking answers!!! they can't take another test, because the grade margins which are set by comparing all the scores (if a test is hard one year, the required mark for an "A" is lower- ie, even disadvantage for all kids). the "new" test they would take would be of a different difficulty level, so making it unfair. trust me, it works out.

No, I know it's true because I LIVE in the state where the error was made! The tests (Florida FCATs) were LOST in transit to the graders headquarters in Ohio. All student's whose tests were lost were required to take a new one.

The US isn't generous when it comes to handing out free grades.