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Rock on FUNK that's not too bad of a deal.

Hey FUNK I was thinking if Nirv is goona do her thing we should have titles for the DAG members, here's what I've come up with so far. Tell me what you think.

FUNKbrs- Walker on the Paths of Darkness

Shih- High Cleric of the DAG

GnarlyCar- Speaker of the Elders

Cannibal7878- Three Headed Attack Beast

At 5/16/03 05:44 PM, Shih wrote: Hey FUNK I was thinking if Nirv is goona do her thing we should have titles for the DAG members, here's what I've come up with so far. Tell me what you think.

FUNKbrs- Black Pedagogue

Shih- High Cleric of ST DAG

GnarlyCar- Elder Counselor of the Arcane

Cannibal7878- Chief Minion of the Death Squad

I was thinking about making the titles in inverse proportion to rank ie the longer the title, the lower the rank. That way everyone would think the underlings are calling the shots, kind of like how the mob runs things. Don is the highest rank, and his lesser officials are all The Fox and Fingers, then the henchmen are always Rick Rock Crusher and Bobby the Razor. Also flashy titles are better for recruiting n00bs, while simple titles are easier to remember and type. Ive entertained having no rank for myself, and then pulling a Ben Laden whenever the DAG took over a topic. You know "I was not involved in any acts of terror against idiocy, but I praise ST DAG for all that was done."

ooh ooh can my title be:

WaldenPunk: Beligerent Owl ?

At 5/16/03 07:20 PM, WaldenPunk wrote: ooh ooh can my title be:

WaldenPunk: Beligerent Owl ?

Call youself whatever you want, do it elsewhere though.

The source of the DAG's logo: www.retrobuttons.com

I am the omnicient and omnipotent three headed attack beast biatch...though I am a little drunk...lol...hail almighty DAG...

Commander has found the source of the DAG!

*viciously cuts shrike out of the loop*

All hail the new face of the DAG!

(I thought you hated us, Commander, but just like everyone else, you really love to hate us)

goes to show how good cannibal's St DAG editing is kudos!!

btw, i kinda joined this klub a month ago (does it count? ;O)

At 5/17/03 01:40 PM, Judge_VOLT wrote:

btw, i kinda joined this klub a month ago (does it count? ;O)

You know, I forgot all about that. Yeah, just mod your sig to say DAG somehow (maybe shrink up the head I posted and put a joint in its mouth). How about Crimson Magister of the DAG as a title?

Son of a bitch! I just now noticed you already put a devil in your sig!

BTW, shrike made the emblem ST DAG (the patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up)

And yea even as the legions of the DAG grew
So did the BBS tremble, for upon it walked
a new face, born of strife, of pain, and mockery
The DAG bled fire and rage, and it's members
carried with them a light through the night

sup all my evil angels...I leveled up...sweet huh? my hand is now the devil sign...how ironic...time to get drunk all over again...

get drunk every lvl-up.. why didn't i think of dat?
my chains are bout a month away.. NG shackles - how retchedly evil i'm becoming!

..err- either that, or this site has me locked in :P

At 5/17/03 09:43 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: *viciously cuts shrike out of the loop*

All hail the new face of the DAG!

(I thought you hated us, Commander, but just like everyone else, you really love to hate us)

I just posted that to show the DAG that your logo is not as original as you perhaps thought.

Big words coming from a little person, Commander...and what, you think you are original...lol...you are just a baby, still sucking on your momma's tits...lol

You calling commander little?

That truly is funny. But not in a beneficial way for you.

At 5/18/03 12:24 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: Big words coming from a little person, Commander...and what, you think you are original...lol...you are just a baby, still sucking on your momma's tits...lol

At least he isnt a full grown man sucking on his fathers tits, yeah I said it...

At 5/18/03 12:39 AM, jimsween wrote: At least he isnt a full grown man sucking on his fathers tits, yeah I said it...

Thats right jim, keep our topic on top. We know you really love us, deep down in your heart. Way to show discipline in the fight against the hated DAG, eh?

At 5/18/03 12:54 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/18/03 12:39 AM, jimsween wrote: At least he isnt a full grown man sucking on his fathers tits, yeah I said it...

Thats right jim, keep our topic on top. We know you really love us, deep down in your heart. Way to show discipline in the fight against the hated DAG, eh?

If anything I'm hurting it, by keeping this thread alive it allows people to know more about the DAG and they more you know about it they less appealing it is... Suk it funk!!!

At 5/18/03 01:12 AM, jimsween wrote: If anything I'm hurting it, by keeping this thread alive it allows people to know more about the DAG and they more you know about it they less appealing it is... Suk it funk!!!

Welcome back jim! You keep coming back here, and people might mistake you for a regular member! You know youll always recieve a warm reception in the all encompassing arms of the DAG! Lets all sing a song about how much we love jimsween!

I love jim
Jim loves me
Hes in love with the DAG
With a great big hug
and a kiss from me to you,
wont you say you love jim too?

Now jim, doesnt that just make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside? You may deny it, but I know youll be back soon to see us all again, friend. See you soon!

At 5/18/03 12:24 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: Big words coming from a little person Commander...

ok, i just re-read page 5 - and cannibal it's time for you flip back and read Shih's comment.

..and I'm glad Ninja_S. could laugh off your pic (i kinda doubt she realized it was DAG related) and if so, i hope she checks in some time, koz she's a natural Devil's Advocate in most posts!

{{Ninja_Scientist}}

** gets arrested for underage hugging on teh interweb **

=)

*Laughs because FUNK's almighty DAG thread has become little more than "OMG we are teh r0xxors" fodder, and has apparently become a Spam board, according to the gentleman before*

*Pauses*

*Takes special solace in the fact he wasn't responsible for bumping this topic up*

At 5/16/03 04:06 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: What's this stuff about Nirvana and the DAG,

and something about a devil pic?

Nothing that would effect me being a PC member. I am a loyal PC girl...

I said I'd debate it...
I'd give it a whirl,
and now Nirv's a PC girl..
oh oh...
and now Nirv's a PC girl...

Wow, the whole world is against me...but fuck it, I really don't care...I'll keep posting, and saying what the fuck I want, I could care less if the whole fucking planet hates me...that is how I get my power, all your anger, all your hatred...it just gives me fuel and power to go on...so I go on, and I will keep posting, and keep being obscene, and keep offending every last fucking one of you.

At 5/18/03 12:24 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: Big words coming from a little person, Commander...and what, you think you are original...lol...you are just a baby, still sucking on your momma's tits...lol

Thanks. I needed a laugh today.

And yes, I am original. 100% authentic or your money back, guaranteed.

PreacherJ wrote:

:I have a friend in Australia who says a "dag" is someone who's a nerd or a loser.

i'm aussie, and the point is that more than half of all the words ever spoken in Australia are "friendly put downs". So to say "Ahh, you're dag!" is just an offball way of saying you're fun to kick around with.

here's what my dictionary has to say;
Australian
1- a character, an eccentric;
2- a person who is untidily dressed;
3- a conventional person; <-- so isn't that weird??!

New Zealand
1- a person with a good sense of humour;
2- (from daglock) the bit of the lambs tail that gets cut back to keep it from dangling in the mud;

PreacherJ wrote:
The whole point of the Politics discussions is to explore beliefs/topics in all aspects is it not? What's the purpose of a club? It's to separate yourselves from everybody else, with a label.

..and so the devil made people with opposing views, sentiment, and feeling - just to keep the universal balance. The DAG had to exist! :)_QED

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hmm, page 10 - a bit more blurb..

devil's advocate is a case where a person takes the opposite point of view for the sake of argument, or for the purpose of presenting and examining all sides to issues.

devil's advocacy is most useful when almost everyone thinks the same way about an idea or plan, and then someone works to find fault with or to present the opposing sides.

devil's advocacy is a vital tool in education (especially for practitioners or law) where theorists are forced to reflect and respond with hard alternate truths by radical supposition.

devil's advocate is also a good movie :P

At 5/18/03 02:53 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Wow, the whole world is against me...but fuck it, I really don't care...I'll keep posting, and saying what the fuck I want, I could care less if the whole fucking planet hates me...that is how I get my power, all your anger, all your hatred...it just gives me fuel and power to go on...so I go on, and I will keep posting, and keep being obscene, and keep offending every last fucking one of you.

Now thats the attitude I like to see! Its just a damn BBS, so who cares what people say about you? Just keep generating conversation, thats all I ask.