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Face the facts, you and your group are just a bunch of attention whores who greatly overestimate your importance. The only threat you posed to the PC was a threat of us laughing to death.

Yeah...I remember her saying...I'm already dead...I'm already dead...I'm already dead...So, I kept stabbing her repeatedly anyways...Watchout jimmy boy...you are next...

Hey check this shit out guys...Look at Ninja_Scientist's new sig pic:

What the hell's your problem? The biblical rants are fun.

What, no comment on ninja's new pic? Yeah, what the fuck...Biblical rants are what make the DAG so fuckin cool...

You know jim, I love you. Youre great. I mean that. Without you, noone would give us attention. Why dont you stick around and talk to us some more. That would be awesome. Without people like you, noone would care about the DAG at all. Thats kind of the point. You see, as long as you and people like you rant and rave at people like us, we feel a need to exist. If you notice, Ted never replies to idiots. Why? Because his attention encourages them. Why does the DAG always talk of feeding off of your tormenting? Because we actually do. Think about it. Every time you post here, our thread goes to the top of the list. Every time. That gets us more publicity and attention. Which makes more people hate us. Which makes more posts. Which get us more attention. And so on. There is only one way to fight the DAG, and you dont have the discipline to do it. Were like the monster under your bed. We only exist because you think about us. So please, post here more. We want you too.

Love and kisses

The DAG

Seriously:

I saw another beast that rose out of the earth; it had two horns like a lamb, but it spoke like a dragon. It makes the earth and it's inhabitants worship the beast, it deceives them, telling them to make an image for the beast, and it was allowed to give breath to the image, so that the image could even speak, and cause those who would not worship the image to be killed.

We are alawys there
an itch in the back of your mind
a dread in the bottom of your heart
We are the DAG
and we are eternal

We are the hate, fear, sadness, contempt, repressed, violent, insane...we are the ones you love to hate, and deeply, regretfully hate to love...

Way to try and recruit Jiperly, Funk...that was impressive.

At 5/15/03 11:23 PM, Commander-K25 wrote: Seriously:

You should have done that a long time ago. Not that it will help you now, of course. Youve already started restructuring the PC to accomodate n00bs, so Ive already won. too little, too late.

At 5/15/03 11:53 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Way to try and recruit Jiperly, Funk...that was impressive.

Have you seen the darkness yet, my minion? The devil comes not as an evil beast, but as an angel of light. Thus we must recruit and gain strength through mutual respect. And biblical rants. But mainly good debates and mutual respect. You may have to use truth and logic from time to time, but you dont have to mean it.

*evil grin*

At 5/15/03 09:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

:We shall feast upon youre blood,

Just a helpful reminder, FUNK-

You're less scary if you spell words like "your" incorrectly.

Just trying to help you in your whole "I have to look cool for the PC by being a devil or whatever" phase.

Enough with the fighting!

I'll say this once, so listen up.
I have a proposal. FUNK... you must e-mail or instant message me. It is urgent. I ask you to contact me, since you give no e-mail or AIM in your profile. But you knew that.

I offer no chicken wings. I offer no beer.
All I request is a means to communicate with you.

The time has come for you to stop hiding behind your anonymity. Contact me.

im lookin for some wrinkly old lady poontang, i like to go down to the senior center and play strip bingo with all the sexy grandma's. their tits are so saggy, it get's me cock all throbing

At 5/16/03 03:37 AM, WaldenPunk wrote: im lookin for some wrinkly old lady poontang, i like to go down to the senior center and play strip bingo with all the sexy grandma's. their tits are so saggy, it get's me cock all throbing

leave now

but wasnt that from the DAG bible? the Book of I do Penis Pull-ups everyday to make my dick look bigger?

At 5/15/03 05:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/15/03 04:02 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote: Funk it is nice of you to offer an invite and I appreciate it very much I just hope you can extend it so that I can have time to think about it. I am a PC girl all the way last time I checked but I’d love to be apart of both crews if that is possible. Let me talk it over with my fellow PC comrades.

Hey, they wouldnt be "all encompassing arms" if they ever closed for you, Nirv. We evil demons are nothing if not patient.

I won't be apart of the fighting that goes on between the two groups but I will equally devote enough time to represent both. I want to be apart of the PC and DAG...is that possible Funk?

At 5/15/03 04:02 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote:

I won't be apart of the fighting that goes on between the two groups but I will equally devote enough time to represent both. I want to be apart of the PC and DAG...is that possible Funk?

Officially, the DAG has no animosity towards the PC. Certain members piss us off, but it is understandable that not all PCs have the same mentality towards the DAG. Most of the time were just screwing around when we talk smack about the PC. Hell, without Ted and Shrike we probably wouldnt exist. It would be pretty hipocritical of us to discriminate against friendly PCs willing to join our group. So, to sum things up, it sounds possible to me. Hell, one of the original designs for the DAG logo was a PC yin-yang in red and black with horns.

So come on over, and have some beer and buffalo wings.

THE DAG

Don't think of us as hellish, think of us as warm hearted.

At 5/16/03 09:11 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:

So come on over, and have some beer and buffalo wings.

THE DAG

Don't think of us as hellish, think of us as warm hearted.

Funk I want to talk in private can u arrange that? Look at my profile and contact me today

Also, FUNK, I wish to speak with you. Please contact me as well.

Interesting developments for the DAG

Email Nirvana13666@aol.com for details

At 5/15/03 11:18 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know jim, I love you. Youre great. I mean that. Without you, noone would give us attention. Why dont you stick around and talk to us some more. That would be awesome. Without people like you, noone would care about the DAG at all. Thats kind of the point. You see, as long as you and people like you rant and rave at people like us, we feel a need to exist.

Love and kisses

The DAG

aye! ..it's the very reason the DAG is spreading faster than SARS.. faster than an email virus..

** coughs **

hmmm.... it seems conspiracies abound.

What's this stuff about Nirvana and the DAG,

and something about a devil pic?

Dildos And Grasshoppers!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=68815

Please advertise in your own topic Walden.

At 5/16/03 04:39 PM, Shih wrote: Please advertise in your own topic Walden.

may you be flooded by Dildos and raped by Grasshoppers!

lo, i say unto thee

At 5/16/03 04:06 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: What's this stuff about Nirvana and the DAG,

and something about a devil pic?

I believe it was last page.

Devil pic on page 7 ted. The damn thing made a new page on my last post.

Also, just got out of court. WOOT WOOT! All I have left is 3 days comm service and a years prob.