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At 5/14/03 10:19 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Bow down before the almighty DAG, we will make all those against us, suffer for not taking the almighty mark of St. Dag...

Hey cannibal, wanna do me a favor? Ninja_Scientist has been all up my ass lately because she cant convince me to be a lefty. She keeps ragging on me about how I'm stupid and contradict myself. Why dont you show her how to fear the DAG?

Go, my minion, and wreak havok among the infidel whose name is Ninja_Scientist!

At 5/14/03 10:19 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Bow down before the almighty DAG, we will make all those against us, suffer for not taking the almighty mark of St. Dag...

i stop taunting you for what? a week? and you resort to semispamming your own topic? I can't believe it, but you're killing yourselves without me. i'm so happy, i'm not.

At 5/14/03 11:09 PM, el_foka wrote: i stop taunting you for what? a week? and you resort to semispamming your own topic? I can't believe it, but you're killing yourselves without me. i'm so happy, i'm not.

Yeah, but we have gotten two new members, AND we have a cool new concept: ST DAG the patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up. Actually things seem to be on an upswing. Why dont you join now, so we dont have to humiliate you later?

The DAG

You know you love it.

And yea did the lost onr Foka return
to find the DAG greatly stronger
and great was his doubt in the PC
for he knew the time had come

Join us Foka and we shall be legion
we have bufallo wings

I think I need some velcro shoes.
These fuckers won't stay tied.
Is there any pizza left?

At 5/15/03 08:54 AM, GnarlyCar wrote: I think I need some velcro shoes.
These fuckers won't stay tied.
Is there any pizza left?

Have you tried duct tape?
It worked on my girlfriend's fallopian tubes.
no pizza, but there are some 1 day old buffalo wings

This is primarily in admiration of Funkbrs and Shih

At 5/15/03 02:45 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote: This is primarily in admiration of Funkbrs and Shih

yo, Nirv, why dont you go ahead and join? What have you got to lose?

All the PC have retreated to Snooble, the time of the DAG has arrived. Anyways, we need someone good at Sig making

At 5/15/03 02:54 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/15/03 02:45 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote: This is primarily in admiration of Funkbrs and Shih

yo, Nirv, why dont you go ahead and join? What have you got to lose?

All the PC have retreated to Snooble, the time of the DAG has arrived. Anyways, we need someone good at Sig making

I wish I was good at sig making but I am just learning. I am apart of the PC I am just waitng for my super hot sig...how do you feel after knowing that? Still want me to join?

At 5/15/03 02:57 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote:
I wish I was good at sig making but I am just learning. I am apart of the PC I am just waitng for my super hot sig...how do you feel after knowing that? Still want me to join?

They dont love you like we love you Nirv. Be embraced by the all encompassing arms of the DAG. Why do you think they havent given you your sig yet? Because they could care less about you; they have plenty of members. The DAG is a close-knit family of posters where you will be a respected member, instead of just another screen name.

Not even Ted could blame you for that.

The DAG

You know you love it.

At 5/15/03 03:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Not even Ted could blame you for that.

You have yet to see the full extent of my blameing talents.

And that's blameing, not blamming.;)

At 5/15/03 03:37 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/15/03 02:57 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote:
I wish I was good at sig making but I am just learning. I am apart of the PC I am just waitng for my super hot sig...how do you feel after knowing that? Still want me to join?

They dont love you like we love you Nirv. Be embraced by the all encompassing arms of the DAG. Why do you think they havent given you your sig yet? Because they could care less about you; they have plenty of members. The DAG is a close-knit family of posters where you will be a respected member, instead of just another screen name.

Not even Ted could blame you for that.

The DAG

You know you love it.

Funk it is nice of you to offer an invite and I appreciate it very much I just hope you can extend it so that I can have time to think about it. I am a PC girl all the way last time I checked but I’d love to be apart of both crews if that is possible. Let me talk it over with my fellow PC comrades.

At 5/15/03 04:02 PM, Nirvana13666 wrote: Funk it is nice of you to offer an invite and I appreciate it very much I just hope you can extend it so that I can have time to think about it. I am a PC girl all the way last time I checked but I’d love to be apart of both crews if that is possible. Let me talk it over with my fellow PC comrades.

Hey, they wouldnt be "all encompassing arms" if they ever closed for you, Nirv. We evil demons are nothing if not patient.

Where do I find this moron of a person who goes by the name Ninja_scientist...? Take me to them so that I may inflict them with the almighty power of St. Dag...they shall beg for death...but I won't let them die...suffering and pain but no death, death will flee from them...yes, fear the almighty dag...
666

When the thousand years have ended, Satan will be released from his prison and will come out to deceive the nations at the four corners of the earth, Gog, and Magog, in order to gather them for battle; they are as numerous as the sands of the sea. I am the prophet of the Dag...I have come to inform and gather for the almighty war that is armageddon...give heed to my call...

Just so you devils will know, your acronym, spelled bacwards, is an acronym of a sect of the PC.

DAG-Devil's Advocate Group
GAD-Guardian Angel Group

Dedicated to watching over potential members of the PC until they are deemed worthy.

At 5/15/03 05:18 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Where do I find this moron of a person who goes by the name Ninja_scientist...? Take me to them so that I may inflict them with the almighty power of St. Dag...they shall beg for death...but I won't let them die...suffering and pain but no death, death will flee from them...yes, fear the almighty dag...
666

Just wait until you see her name as the last post on a thread. Remember, my minion, patience is the true power of evil.

At 5/15/03 05:50 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Just so you devils will know, your acronym, spelled bacwards, is an acronym of a sect of the PC.

DAG-Devil's Advocate Group
GAD-Guardian Angel Group

Dedicated to watching over potential members of the PC until they are deemed worthy.

dont you mean "Gaurdian Angel Droup?

Gaurdian Angel Group is "GAG", which is what your cheap rip off makes me want to do.

*clucks toungue*

shoddy, just shoddy.

Another sign the rot has set in on the PC

DAG

Bringing down the infidel since our inception.

At 5/15/03 06:02 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/15/03 05:50 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Just so you devils will know, your acronym, spelled bacwards, is an acronym of a sect of the PC.

DAG-Devil's Advocate Group
GAD-Guardian Angel Group

Dedicated to watching over potential members of the PC until they are deemed worthy.

dont you mean "Gaurdian Angel Droup?

Gaurdian Angel Group is "GAG", which is what your cheap rip off makes me want to do.

*clucks toungue*

shoddy, just shoddy.

Another sign the rot has set in on the PC

DAG

Bringing down the infidel since our inception.

It's gaurdian angel division, we made a bet on how long it would take you to figure out that doesnt make GAD, nobody betted you would figure it out so I get to keep the money. >$-)

I can wait...Till then, I will be plotting her fate...lololololol.....
-Behold, the prophet Damien the Cannibal has spoken.

ANd yea the DAG grew mighty
so that even goony rip offs
held no terror to them
and the PCs knew fear

Foka, Nirvana we wait for you
mighty will be the group barbecue

At 5/15/03 06:26 PM, jimsween wrote: It's gaurdian angel division, we made a bet on how long it would take you to figure out that doesnt make GAD, nobody betted you would figure it out so I get to keep the money. >$-)

Gay Ass Dingleberries, you say? My fangs are dripping with expectation O worthless toad. Soon the entire PC will be devoted to the GAG reflex group, thus achieving my goal of ripping you apart.

Now there will be two groups only. DAG and GAGaddaaddaggaaa whatever the hell your calling yourselves now. The PC will wither and die, as I have always predicted. In fighting for my defeat you have brought my greatest victory.

Suckers!

To the DAG!

The Everlasting!

Damnation!
you caught on to my fake acronym, FUNK.
jim's spilled the beans though. it's the Guardian Angel Division.

Yes, come on ninja...we are patiently waiting...*Cannibal chants a curse in Latin...

At 5/15/03 06:31 PM, Shih wrote: ANd yea the DAG grew mighty
so that even goony rip offs
held no terror to them
and the PCs knew fear

Actually we had the gaurdian angels division before the DAG was created, the first assignment for someone was to look at FUNK to see if he was material. Soon after that he made the DAG. I belive it was when Funk started begging to be in the crew that we sent someone to be his gaurdian.

Foka, Nirvana we wait for you
mighty will be the group barbecue

Hah! Foka, join the DAG? Unnnnlikelly. We all know your group is just there because you all are attention starved, parental neglect is so sad.

At 5/15/03 07:59 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Gay Ass Dingleberries, you say? My fangs are dripping with expectation O worthless toad. Soon the entire PC will be devoted to the GAG reflex group, thus achieving my goal of ripping you apart.

Funny enough you mock the gay, is it because you know that since none are here you can get away with a personal attack. I wouldnt have expected as much from you FUNK, poopy jokes would have been more likely. Wait... Do my eyes decive me? Is that what I think it is.... A POOPY JOKE!!! You are cleary the master of wit FUNK, managing a gay joke along with a poopy joke? How did you ever find a connection?

Now there will be two groups only. DAG and GAGaddaaddaggaaa whatever the hell your calling yourselves now. The PC will wither and die, as I have always predicted. In fighting for my defeat you have brought my greatest victory.

You predictions so far havent been to accurate, otherwise you wouldnt have made this ploy for attention that has become the butt of many a jokes in the PC.

Suckers!

To the DAG!

The Everlasting!

I would also like to point out that the vary name of your group is contradicting it's purpose, A Devil's Advocate is one who argues the view of the devil. So instead of arguing the something in opposition to the current consensus to cause debate you should instead only stick to a set of views that all promote the downfall of mankind.

At 5/15/03 08:46 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Damnation!
you caught on to my fake acronym, FUNK.
jim's spilled the beans though. it's the Guardian Angel Division.

yeah yeah ooh I'm scared whatever blah blah blah....

Hmmmm... I'm a n00b, should I join the Weak Ass Frilly Angel Crap Organization or, the DAG with cool ass devils with horns and leather wings that say "Thou shalt perish by the hand of the DAG!"

The DAG will choke the PC/GAD like a creeping vine. We shall feast upon youre blood, and your screams shall be as music in the night to our ears. The PC will hide behind the weak shields of the GAD and be assimilated, until they are as Sodom and Gomorrah, which are no more. Then we shall light a light a great fire, whose flames shall burn the Angels of heaven. And they shall fall into the DAG with smoking wings. Great shall be the stench of their burning, the scent of our victory . They shall beg to join....

THE DAG!

THE EVERLASTING

At 5/15/03 09:16 PM, jimsween wrote: Actually we had the gaurdian angels division before the DAG was created, the first assignment for someone was to look at FUNK to see if he was material. Soon after that he made the DAG. I belive it was when Funk started begging to be in the crew that we sent someone to be his gaurdian.

Umm.. bad news, Jimsweenie, Ted and I came up with the DAG before I ever applied to the PC. Thats WHY Commander K-25 was sent to watch me. Because I posed, and still do pose, a threat to the existence of the PC. If you had read my original application to the PC, you will find a mention of the DAG. I listed a number of options for my course of action to the Lounge Thread amoung which were options to persue the DAG as a separate project AND as a sect of the PC, where Ted encouraged me to try to join. In fact, Ted set up a thread on Snooble about the DAG before the vote for my acceptance. Sorry jimmy, but the DAG clearly predates the GAD, even if you use its unofficial inception with Commander K-25.

At 5/15/03 09:51 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Umm.. bad news, Jimsweenie, Ted and I came up with the DAG before I ever applied to the PC. Thats WHY Commander K-25 was sent to watch me. Because I posed, and still do pose, a threat to the existence of the PC.

Face the facts, you and your group are just a bunch of attention whores who greatly overestimate your importance. The only threat you posed to the PC was a threat of us laughing to death. If you go through your post history it is obvious that you were only doing it for attention and we all noticed it too, Commander wasnt sent to watch you because you were a threat he was sent because you wanted to become a member. We send someone for every person wanting to become a member. And how can you be a threat, if it wasnt for the PC you wouldnt exist.

If you had read my original application to the PC, you will find a mention of the DAG. I listed a number of options for my course of action to the Lounge Thread amoung which were options to persue the DAG as a separate project AND as a sect of the PC, where Ted encouraged me to try to join. In fact, Ted set up a thread on Snooble about the DAG before the vote for my acceptance. Sorry jimmy, but the DAG clearly predates the GAD, even if you use its unofficial inception with Commander K-25.

You are grossly misinformed about the happenings of the PC, and the DAG wanst an official group until after commander became your gaurdian. This can be seen in your post to decide what to do, one of your chioces was to try dag as a seperate group therefore signifying that it was not a group yet. Thus proving GAD was before DAG. Suk it Funk!!!

At 5/15/03 09:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/15/03 08:46 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Damnation!
you caught on to my fake acronym, FUNK.
jim's spilled the beans though. it's the Guardian Angel Division.

yeah yeah ooh I'm scared whatever blah blah blah....

Hmmmm... I'm a n00b, should I join the Weak Ass Frilly Angel Crap Organization or, the DAG with cool ass devils with horns and leather wings that say "Thou shalt perish by the hand of the DAG!"

The GAD isnt a group, it's a service of the PC. We send already prestigious members of the PC to look over the people who show interest in becoming a member. Once again proving that you must not be omniscient because you cant even get THIS right.

The DAG will choke the PC/GAD like a creeping vine. We shall feast upon youre blood, and your screams shall be as music in the night to our ears. The PC will hide behind the weak shields of the GAD and be assimilated, until they are as Sodom and Gomorrah, which are no more. Then we shall light a light a great fire, whose flames shall burn the Angels of heaven. And they shall fall into the DAG with smoking wings. Great shall be the stench of their burning, the scent of our victory . They shall beg to join....

TRANSLATION: DER PAH DUR DER PER DUR, but seriously your biblical rantings are getting a little annoying.

THE DAG!

THE EVERLASTING

THE ATTENTION STARVED