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hey, whatever works.

*jesters frog*

yeah, what do you think of the new sig pic? I like it personally, it took me some time to do it...it can always be improved though. lol.

At 5/13/03 08:50 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: yeah, what do you think of the new sig pic? I like it personally, it took me some time to do it...it can always be improved though. lol.

Plays up the occult side of the DAG.....I like the pentacle...... Maybe put a prophecy of destruction by the hands of the DAG in your sig text so that the 6:66 is a little more relevant.... The woman is a little vague and out of place maybe add some flames around her so it looks like shes burning in Hell.... Pretty good all in all.

Even though I despise the DAG I must warn you, that woman can get you banned in here. You have to cover her up.

At 5/13/03 09:59 PM, jimsween wrote: Even though I despise the DAG I must warn you, that woman can get you banned in here. You have to cover her up.

*looks at jimsween*

*kisses emblem of ST DAG*

She is covered.
You can't see anything.

And besides- take a look at half the submissions to the portal "pr0n slideshow", etc.

Once again more morons are complaining about the pic. Oh well, I learned a long time ago that you can't please all the "people" on this planet earth. Besides, you can't even see anything, and on top of that this web site has porn ads all over the place, so write them about that before you go dissing my devil chick dammnit!

At 5/14/03 08:37 AM, cannibal7878 wrote:

hey man, how much do you know about making pics? If at all possible, I was thinking about getting a DAG member to make the emblem of ST DAG, the patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up. I wanted Shrike to do it, but it would be preferable if a member did it. I was thinking it should look like the DAG devil on a cross, or possibly a cross with horns instead of a crown of thorns. Of course, red and black color scheme, and possibly with a caption that reads:

ST DAG

The patron saint of idiots who shut the hell up

If noone does it for me, I might just have to get off my fat ass and make a lame shitty one myself.

Hey funk, yeah I know a little bit about making banners...I would be thrilled to make the "official DAG banner." Throw some more ideas around to me, and I will get started on it tonight. As long as, of course, I wouldn't want to offend too many people...LOLLOLOLOLOLOL. HAHAHAHAHA, bow down to the DAG!!!!!!

I was also thinking the emblem of ST DAG should have a sort of red, cloudy, unholy halo around it. I would like the cross itself to be intricate, possibly baroque/tribal (not too much tribal though). I really dig the whole playing up the sacreligious aspect of the DAG. I think simple mods to an already existing pic would probably come off better, but if you could make it a crucified demon all the better.

maybe a dark grey cross ( to stand out against the black NG background), with red decorative lines intertwining through it, preferably spiky. If you go for the horns concept put the horns about the head height on the cross were their to be someone on there.

Pretty much, just make it look cool and I'll like it. Thats the prime directive, everything I say is only suggestions.

cool, I'll see what I can come up with tonight, after school, and of course, my plethora of homework...lol

At 5/14/03 11:33 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: cool, I'll see what I can come up with tonight, after school, and of course, my plethora of homework...lol

Yea and soon the St. DAG of silence and chagrin
would be born to walk the BBS
Great was the trembling of the uninitiated
for they knew he would be wroth with them
and thunder and blood echoed
from where his steps would land

Yes, and I looked and behold, the rider had two horns, like a lamb, but he spoke like a dragon...and all those who did not take the mark of the beast were made to die...the number of the beast is the number of a man, 666...I did not come to make peace, I came to cause division, strife, and to make war with the saints.

The four horsemen of the DAG have gathered and now they shall ride roughshod over those who oppose.
*shakes head*
Man I must have been channeling the PCs there for a sec.

At 5/14/03 01:37 PM, Shih wrote: The four horsemen of the DAG have gathered and now they shall ride roughshod over those who oppose.
*shakes head*
Man I must have been channeling the PCs there for a sec.

Did you see my pic mod in "PC pictures post" of Albrecht Durer's "four horsemen"?

Yes, I looked and behold, my shoe hath untied itself. I bend in half to remedy mine strife, and thine back seam of mine pantaloons did tear, exposing for all to see the embarassment that is my skid mark. I am marked by the evil beast that is my rectum, and shall be forever besmirched by it's dread sentence of lifelong odiferous despair.

At 5/14/03 01:41 PM, GnarlyCar wrote: funny shit

damnit, Gnarly Car, stop being hilarious.

Ask, and ye shall receive.

But beware! Be careful what you ask for, as ye may receive.

*ominous laugh*
MWAAHAHAHAHAhahhahahahahahaaaaaaaa

I'm so evil.

At 5/14/03 03:53 PM, TheShrike wrote: I'm so evil.

oh yeah shrike...you are so evil...creative, yes, evil NO WAY...you shouldn't make fun of St. Dag that way...karma (even evil karma) has a way of following one around...lol.

At least I didn't go with my original idea...

(Saint Dag.... The patron saint of dingleberries)

LOOK! It magically disapeared!

The first miracle of ST DAG!

Sweet, I could not have done better myself...Hail St. Dag, for He has risen!
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At 5/14/03 08:37 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: Once again more morons are complaining about the pic. Oh well, I learned a long time ago that you can't please all the "people" on this planet earth. Besides, you can't even see anything, and on top of that this web site has porn ads all over the place, so write them about that before you go dissing my devil chick dammnit!

If you would have read what I wrote jackass you would have seen I was just trying to warn you, they can and probably will ban you for that. Last time I try to help a dagimite.

Please! You're making it look bad! I was just messing with you guys anyway.

At 5/14/03 06:31 PM, jimsween wrote:

At 5/14/03 08:37 AM, cannibal7878 wrote: Once again more morons are complaining about the pic. Oh well, I learned a long time ago that you can't please all the "people" on this planet earth. Besides, you can't even see anything, and on top of that this web site has porn ads all over the place, so write them about that before you go dissing my devil chick dammnit!

If you would have read what I wrote jackass you would have seen I was just trying to warn you, they can and probably will ban you for that. Last time I try to help a dagimite.

Don't go out of your way to help the Dag...we don't need people like you on our side...no need for harsh name calling either jim...so much hatred...should be on the dark side...

Holy photoshop glitches, Batman!!

Shrike sure is nice to you, using his ultimate drawing skills as he does.

At 5/14/03 07:00 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Shrike sure is nice to you, using his ultimate drawing skills as he does.

We did invoke him with a circle of welcoming and a sacrifice of buffalo wings and beer after all. And anyways, *kisses emblem of ST DAG* is a lot nicer than "Shut the fuck up you stupid donkey fucker!".

Damnit, were trying to maintain a little civility and class over here.

*belchs loudly*

Bow down before the almighty DAG, we will make all those against us, suffer for not taking the almighty mark of St. Dag...