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Thats nice funk you have 7,thanks for forgetting the Chemical Master of the DAG

Me: in my sig (Black Pedagogue)

Shih: High cleric

Cannibal: Three headed attack beast

GnarlyCar: Speaker of the Elders

Nirvana: Lost Siren

JUDGE DREDD: Juridicial Magister

6 members

Damn, we ARE becoming a giant horde of evil. Makes me proud to prove the PC's right.

WAY TO FORGET ME, JERK!

Cool I'll get to work on it.

shit. Mother fucking shit.

I suck at this.

I told you it was too much like work.

8 Members. 8.

*hits self in head repeatedly*

8 damnit.....

Can't forget Lyddie the DAGs first succubus.

Instead of the three headed attack beast...I would rather be known as the Angel of Death...How does that sound? Has Lyddie joined the aol group yet?

At 5/29/03 12:45 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Instead of the three headed attack beast...I would rather be known as the Angel of Death...How does that sound? Has Lyddie joined the aol group yet?

you're not that impressive yet ;p

Why is it that I can't post on the DAG/PC post...there is no way to reply or post on that topic for me...am I excluded from it? After all, I thought I was a member of the DAG, why should I be cast out and shunned? Fine then...Fuck it all the Hell.

At 5/29/03 12:50 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Why is it that I can't post on the DAG/PC post...there is no way to reply or post on that topic for me...am I excluded from it? After all, I thought I was a member of the DAG, why should I be cast out and shunned? Fine then...Fuck it all the Hell.

Hey its not that ted made a quick remark and the got someone to close it so noone can post after his remark.Its locked to everyone.

Stick with the Three headed Beast of the DAG.
It suits you.

here's a little something I wrote...

1-800 suicide,
oh, I want to be at your side.
Your smell is intoxicating,
now I sit anticipating...
Trust me now, do you dare,
come with me, without a care.
Violence and fear humiliate,
I just want to retaliate.
Pounding out agressions,
sadism has become my dark obsession.
Driving my knife in your flesh,
down inside, my feelings mesh.
Blood pours down your skin,
I know that I will win.
Scream in pain, I'll take your life,
I own you now, me and my knife.

p.s., my poem is called "Dr. Dr."
I know this isn't a poetry forum...but wtf!
p.s..."enter the matrix" is funny as hell...

I don't post my writing here ...it is on the general forum. I have sent you an email with a link.

At 5/29/03 12:50 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Why is it that I can't post on the DAG/PC post...there is no way to reply or post on that topic for me...am I excluded from it? After all, I thought I was a member of the DAG, why should I be cast out and shunned? Fine then...Fuck it all the Hell.

LoL it is closed..no one can post in it.

At 5/29/03 12:45 PM, cannibal7878 wrote: Instead of the three headed attack beast...I would rather be known as the Angel of Death...How does that sound? Has Lyddie joined the aol group yet?

no i didnt for some reason the link nirvana keeps sending me takes me to a blank page wtf is going on?? is it cause im on a mac or s unnthin? (a really old mac at that! 4 years! jesus!)

What kind of Mac do you use, anyway, Lyddie?

its a 4 year old imac.

Bondi Blue?

You may want to download the latest system updates.

its running mac os X just fine. im killing time on it until i get my new computer this fall (for the start of college, of course!)

yes, I leveled up...time to get drunk tonight now...hahahahahaha

At 5/29/03 09:42 AM, Lyddiechu wrote:
WAY TO FORGET ME, JERK!

You know... WE wouldn't have forgotten you in the PC... :P

At 5/29/03 03:44 AM, nitroxide wrote: Hey funk i would like to point out to you that at this moment the PC messages thread is on page 2 of the forum and as usual we reign supreme.

Don't you realize that we don't do most of our talking between ourselves on the forum? The purpose of that thread is conlcluded.

At 5/29/03 05:33 PM, PreacherJ wrote:
You know... WE wouldn't have forgotten you in the PC... :P

Yes, there can be forgiveness for those who repent of the DAG! :-)

At 5/29/03 07:59 PM, Commander-K25 wrote:

At 5/29/03 05:33 PM, PreacherJ wrote:
You know... WE wouldn't have forgotten you in the PC... :P

Yes, there can be forgiveness for those who repent of the DAG! :-)

*rolls eyes* its alright, funk is from the south.. that gives him an excuse to be a little slow sometimes

At 5/29/03 09:49 PM, Lyddiechu wrote: *rolls eyes* its alright, funk is from the south.. that gives him an excuse to be a little slow sometimes

oh, cheap shot.

I just figured that there was no need to mention THE LYDDIECHU. I mean, why would anyone need to be reminded of your greatness? You are as the air we breathe, so constant as to be taken for granted.

Actually, I had spent the previous night getting fucked up with nitroxide and cannibal. Man, those guys can PARTY.

That's cool you didn't invite me I got to party with Lyddie and Nirvana. ;)

(back me up here ladies, please.)

On a completely unrelated note, I'm pretty bored at the moment and went to Lyddies posting from her sig, and while granted I don't know half the people mentioned or get most of the place references (it's been about six years since I was last in Philly) but I've said it once and I'll say it again:

I love this girl!!

Don't worry I mean that in a completely platonic way Lyddie. I am a cleric after all.

A Preface:
All right this is the second Black Ride for the DAG, and I'd like to say a few things bfore it begins. Nirv while you're not technically a DAGer (pronounced dagger) you're a close enough friend to be allowed to ride with us. Lyddi I know I'm not using your official title I don't speak german and so couldn't play off it in the post so I just wen with the older one, let me know what it means and I'll use it for the next Ride. If anyone has anything they want said in the next one let me know and I'll do my best.
So it begins.

Amidst the flames and screams
that did abound on the BBS
there arose a great and ominous
creaking from the depths of the earth

The independents looked wildly
and the PC gazed down from
the heights of their guarded haven
Snooble, a mountain fastness

With a great grinding the earth
opened to spill forth a noxious vapor
and through it's poisoned cloud
all saw the legions of DAG ride out

At their head came FUNKbrs
the Black Pedagogue, an ebon
skinned giant with teeth and nails
of molten steel and hair of flame

He came bearing enlightenment
in the fires within his eyes
and understanding flowed from
his mouth like a bitter elixir

To his right came Cannibal7878
a Three Headed Beast with bloody
hands and lips, madness glowed
from his eyes and he gloried in it

His mouths spat curses that fell
like thunder from the heavens and
his fists sturck all before him
to break them and leave them tormented

To his left strode Shih
the High Cleric, a slender man
clad in robes of black and argent
his face hidden in shadows

His steps echoed in the silence
that shrouded him as his eyes
gazed at the skies to watch
for the PC and warn them of the DAG

Behind them rode Nitroxide
the Chemical master
his right han dripped poison pain
and his left poisoned pleasure

Where he stepped the land died
and in his wake all fell with
their sanities stripped away by
the blinding poisons he was made of

Next to them came Judge_Dredd
the DAGs Juridicial Master
his body hidden in shadows and
the sacred garb of his solemn post

He bore his great book with him
taking all the names of the fallen down
that they might be sorted and
accounted for, no soul escaped his gaze

Above them flew Lyddiechu
the Speaker of Forbidden Tounges
her opalescent wings hiding
her jagged fangs and razored tounge

From on high she'd cast down her
curses and the black tounges she
spake seared the very souls of
the listeners and left them shells

Last of the DAG GnarlyCar walked forth
a Speaker of the Elders, he strode
in full confidence for his eyes had
seen worse over the years and he'd endured

He bore his golden coin stamped and
minted in the fires of hell he would
place them on the fallen ones eyes
and so bought their souls for the DAG

And finally walked Nirvana
the DAGs Lost Siren her skin
glowed with the PCs strength
but her eyes held the DAGs darkness

She walked slowly for her heart
was torn between loyalty to the PC
brethren and the DAGs grip on her heart
she could be neither all light nor all dark

This was the DAGs Black Ride
and all fell or fled before them
as they rode the barren plains
towards the base of Snooble

Where they waited and prepared
for the PCs to arm their hosts
and sound their trumpets
for the clash that was to come

Thats just sad, you should proabably date around or something like that... or just get some natural light in your system...

At 5/30/03 01:35 AM, jimsween wrote: Thats just sad, you should proabably date around or something like that..

nah, it's very honoring to have oneself imortalized in scripture -+- words have a tendancy to last longer than say, the rivalry of web political parties; formulating their councils, issuing moral edicts and tribal law, imposing the will of the crowd, not to mention, remaining bipartisan until the last possible minute - aye Jimmy! ;)

At 5/30/03 01:30 AM, Shih wrote: Song of Shih Chapter 1

You know, it's just this kind of stuff that makes the DAG kick so much ass.

ALL HAIL THE DAG!