JIHAD ON NEOPETS!!

[Platypus007]

A good friend of mine and I have declared Jihad on neopets! Those false idol worshipers must pay for their crimes! No longer will the words "Ooooh, look, I won a fairy wand!" be muttered! All interested in joining our war can contact myself or my friend at:

[e-mail]

[e-mail]

You have to be ready to do just about anything to kill this stupid fucking site!

LONG LIVE CLONE HIGH!!! >_<

[bodom-child]

isn't Jihad the inner struggle?

[allpro]

hum thats funny too bad they make losa money and have deals with store and disny or nelvana... uhmm right... so thats like pointless

uh funny tho...

[NEMESiSZ]

What about the smart people, what should we do? Nothing? You got it.

[MrRob]

heheheh, the first hack neopets post

At 4/27/03 10:29 PM, Primus_Frog wrote: isn't Jihad the inner struggle?

no, it's a holy war. and it's in the muslim religion i'm pretty sure. and who gives a fuck what silly grd 7s (yes, i went on neopets when i was in grd 7) do with their spare time. why don't you stop something meaningful, like those people against killing animals for coats and shit.

[Platypus007]

cuz then i'd have to leave my computer :p

[cylon]

You won a fairy wand? I never won a fairy wand :<

[EvilGovernmentAgents]

At 4/27/03 10:58 PM, benu wrote: You won a fairy wand? I never won a fairy wand :<

The most I EVER won was 200 np. And that was two years ago, before I saw the light, and said goodbye, and raised the middle finger to them.

[cylon]

I had a neopet for maybe 20 minutes. I just wanted to see what the process was to get rid of one, as research. It wouldn't have taken 20 minutes but I got roped into a reallllllllllllly fun game.

[Platypus007]

At 4/27/03 10:57 PM, RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh wrote:

At 4/27/03 10:25 PM, Platypus007 wrote: You have to be ready to do just about anything to kill this stupid fucking site!

Fuck off, you idiot. Neopets doesn't deserve that, and you can't kill it off anyways.

i won't be killing off the site, but rather, its moronic followers.

[Bungled]

i'm sadly addicted to neopets....and so is my mom:P

[biteme2514]

At 4/28/03 12:34 AM, Platypus007 wrote: i won't be killing off the site, but rather, its moronic followers.

That includes me and about six people I know. It's kinda fun in a childish sort of way, but of course, I don't obsess over that stupid site like I do Newgrounds. But seriously, you can even look me up there. Just do a search on biteme2514. A female friend of mine suckered me into it.

*shrugs*

[Platypus007]

Haha, alright, i won't kill you, just cuz ur so awesome on newgrounds. But YOU only. Nobody else is safe, unless they're smart enough not to fall for me and my friends and all the ppl i've recruiteds tricks.

[biteme2514]

At 4/28/03 12:49 AM, Platypus007 wrote: Haha, alright, i won't kill you, just cuz ur so awesome on newgrounds. But YOU only. Nobody else is safe, unless they're smart enough not to fall for me and my friends and all the ppl i've recruiteds tricks.

Hehehe, thanks. Do you mind if I warn my friends though?

[Platypus007]

Warn away...but when they least expect it.........................................................................
..BOOM!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!! OVER 15 VICTIMS HAVE LOST THEIR HARD DRIVE!!!! ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY PLATYPUS!!!

[biteme2514]

At 4/28/03 01:16 AM, Platypus007 wrote: Warn away...but when they least expect it.........................................................................
..BOOM!!!MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE WAR HAS BEGUN!!! OVER 15 VICTIMS HAVE LOST THEIR HARD DRIVE!!!! ALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY PLATYPUS!!!

You're a strange one.

Oh well, I wish you luck in your campaign against Neopets. I don't really care about my account anyways so just as long as it doesn't mess up my hard drive, I'm okay with whatever the hell you're doing.

[JacksRage]

I never heard of it, but if you want to show me your god like powers and kill me go ahead.

[3q5dtu]

neopets huh i built a resistance to that somewhere in 5th grade oh sure i look at it occasionally but now i just think its stupid oh yea and my only pet is at the level of dying haha its been like that for months i really hate that game

[Platypus007]

They never die! I mean, thats just one semi-cool thing about that site. Why doesn't newgrounds have any undead? I think it should. And as for the person asking me to kill them, you'd have to be stupid enough to accpet my trojan. which, lets face it, most of the retard kids on neopets are. And we all know who is gonna win this war, just look at my burly manliness. It -proves- that i can't lose.