Answer Machines

[Kiwi-Clock]

Heheh.. I hate answer machines and message services and all that but now I've got one and I just put this as it's message:
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message and if I don't call back, it's you. MUahahahHAha

thing is I'm notoriously bad at calling back.. so I'm probably just gonna offend all my loved ones.. Oh well! What's teh best message you've heard?

[BIGMANBRAINY]

i ad a message up tht said "hello...........hello.......is anyone there.......i think i hear something......hello?....listen is any one there?!...because no ones here right now. please leave a message. i got so manny releive oooooooohs followed by pissed you bastard!s

[UnDYiNG]

my mom has a number that she uses to give to ppl like bill collectors, and the answering machine message is like 10 mins long

its great

[Sekky]

Mine was "At the third stroke, the time, sponsered by Diet Tango, will be LEAVE A MESSAGE TIEM!

[Denvish]

My favourite:
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

[sair]

At 4/27/03 09:24 AM, Denvish wrote: My favourite:
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

haha i like that one 2

[the-dunce]

Mine was "Hello..............I don't like you so bye." then it was The Retarded Burger King Song then it was the sound from a screamer flash played on a loop for 3 minutes lol.

[CMon5]

Mine used to be: "Hello it's Simon...(pause)...yeah hi...(lenghty pause)...mhm...(pause)...ok...(pause...right.
..(long pause while the caller asks if you're actually listening to him)...stop talking you big retard. Please leave a message instead when you hear the funky beeping sound...(then i would make a beeping sound with my MP3-player, sounds exactly like the one on our answering machine)...(lenghty pause)...ØØØH screwed you over!!! Ok seriously, leave a message after the beep...(wait for like half a minute before the beep).

Changed it after I got about 12 angry messages from my friends:)

[Denvish]

At 3/18/07 11:46 AM, sair wrote:

At 4/27/03 09:24 AM, Denvish wrote: My favourite:
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

haha i like that one 2

That was my first post on the BBS, ever.
Good job it didn't suck too bad.

[ZJ]

At 4/27/03 09:24 AM, Denvish wrote: My favourite:
Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

haha...Denvish's first post. awesome.

[Serbian-terrorist]

I am not home to talk to you,
But please don't be a creep.
Just leave your name and number,
At the sound of the...