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Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 10:55 PM Reply

Anyone who is married or has an intimate relationship knows what purpose these serve.

I gave my Husband a pack of them for Valentines Day and He is flipping through them trying to decide which one he wants to use right now.

There a bunch of random things like massages, and then some very kinky things as well that I will not go into. But my question is what is your take on them?

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 10:57 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: what is your take on them?

whatever floats the boat O_o

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: Anyone who is married or has an intimate relationship knows what purpose these serve.

I gave my Husband a pack of them for Valentines Day and He is flipping through them trying to decide which one he wants to use right now.

There a bunch of random things like massages, and then some very kinky things as well that I will not go into. But my question is what is your take on them?

im sorry....did you just ask newgrounds, the retarded teenager unfested site with the worlds most senseless forums, about sex? and do you expect some sort of matured response? sorry lady, you aint gonna get many. heres one though, sex is wat guys like, so to give them wat they like is good.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:57 PM, Jmcg14 wrote:
At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: what is your take on them?
whatever floats the boat O_o

Please remove the Link to the Gay N***er Association of America in your sig.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:00 PM Reply

Can you only use 1 per order like most restaurants? Or can you save 'em all for one day and have a BALL!


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:01 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:59 PM, reality-monkey wrote:
im sorry....did you just ask newgrounds, the retarded teenager unfested site with the worlds most senseless forums, about sex? and do you expect some sort of matured response? sorry lady, you aint gonna get many. heres one though, sex is wat guys like, so to give them wat they like is good.

Yes I did and no I am just trying to waste some time here.

At 2/14/07 11:00 PM, k14pc wrote: Can you only use 1 per order like most restaurants? Or can you save 'em all for one day and have a BALL!

I tend to withhold on the one per visit thing.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:02 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:59 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote:
At 2/14/07 10:57 PM, Jmcg14 wrote:
At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: what is your take on them?
whatever floats the boat O_o
Please remove the Link to the Gay N***er Association of America in your sig.

crossing a line there lady....as i said. teenage. infested. immature. forums. so, if you kindly ask some one to do something, most likely they will say go fuck yourself. you do konw all this right?

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:03 PM Reply

sorry, you answered wat i just posted when i was posting. sorry

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:33 PM Reply

I wonder what it's like to have secks with an elf.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:33 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:31 PM, Grammer wrote:
At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: and then some very kinky things as well that I will not go into.
It's not like we don't know about it all already. Unless you're like, some 13 year old who just signed up and hasn't hit puberty yet.

True but then being polite and not posting that is the best choice of action, I would hate to bee a 13 year old and my mom check my Internet history and find something like that posted.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:35 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:33 PM, StevenFowler wrote: I wonder what it's like to have secks with an elf.

You are an elf right? Why would sombody lie about that.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:36 PM Reply

One time, this girl smashed a baseball bat on my head.

It was so fucking hawt.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:33 PM, StevenFowler wrote: I wonder what it's like to have secks with an elf.

Gotta watch out for the ears, or wear eye protection.

I think the cupons are cute but if I were a girl they'd make me feel
like a hooker giving out freebies.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:38 PM Reply

*skips over peoples' asinine comments*

I guess they serve the purpose of allowing him to save on trying to think of something creative to do, sexually, with you. If he has a little coupon good for "xxx" then he can just hand that over and you know exactly what he wants.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:59 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote:
Please remove the Link to the Gay N***er Association of America in your sig.

why are gay people not allowed to visit newgrounds?

i will take an apology if that was directed negatively towards my community.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:46 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:40 PM, Jmcg14 wrote:
At 2/14/07 10:59 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote:
Please remove the Link to the Gay N***er Association of America in your sig.
why are gay people not allowed to visit newgrounds?

i will take an apology if that was directed negatively towards my community.

I do not think it was directly negative but then I agree the link does need to be gone. It is not somethign many of us want to see. Considering that a huge portion of the BBS is underage and homophobic. As for me I could careless but then I agree that should not be there or masked as what it is.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:54 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:33 PM, StevenFowler wrote: I wonder what it's like to have secks with an elf.

I imagine it being very tight.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:56 PM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:38 PM, ohshit wrote: i dont need no sex coupons ive got my bitches doing whatever i want them to

I hope Darwinism takes you out before you can unleash any foul spawn upon humanity.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 14th, 2007 @ 11:58 PM Reply

Sex coupons? Hahaha, that's great. Personally I find it a bit absurd, but hey, an intriguing idea nonetheless.

I guess as far as married couples go it might be fascinating to give on something like Valentine's Day. Just something a bit different that would only really merit good use when you have an excuse to give something so absurd.

I don't know, I find it funny, but at the same time stupid, and yet, something of a good idea.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 12:01 AM Reply

At 2/14/07 11:38 PM, ohshit wrote: i dont need no sex coupons ive got my bitches doing whatever i want them to

You goddamn noobeh-boobeh! (lol, boobehs.)

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 12:02 AM Reply

They are awesome. But it's better when the girl makes her own coupons. It can get much kinkier.


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 12:03 AM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote:
There a bunch of random things like massages, and then some very kinky things as well that I will not go into.

You do know that eventually, some random guy's gonna say "pics or it didn't happen", right?

Anyway, this coupon idea is interesting, though I doubt it's popular, or am I wrong?


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 12:04 AM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:57 PM, Jmcg14 wrote:
At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: what is your take on them?
whatever floats the boat O_o

Theres not much to take on your question why not ask you lover

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 12:07 AM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:59 PM, reality-monkey wrote:

unfested

lol..and you're complaining about teenagers...ouch


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 01:08 AM Reply

At 2/14/07 10:55 PM, The-Elven-Lady wrote: stuff.... But my question is what is your take on them?

They are crap. Just take it in the dumper and call it a night. That would be the respectful thing to do.

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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 02:08 AM Reply

Wouldn't that make you feel like a prostitute?


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Response to Sex Coupons Feb. 15th, 2007 @ 02:29 AM Reply

Are they only redeemable with you?


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