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When I was gonna go out with my girl so I jerked off so I would last longer then I blew and it landed on my ear and I didn't know and my girl came over and she knocked on the door and I answered and she thought I had hair gel on my ear and she put it in her hair.

Sound familiar?

At 9/15/07 09:44 PM, Lantay77 wrote:
and saw a lump under my sheets ,and she grabbed it and saw that it was my PSP. She was pissed and said I need to get to sleep and stop playing games.

lol when you said she saw a lump in your bed i thought you meant your cock and i thought she was gonna grab it

all i have to say is NICE

MUHAHAHAHA they will never catch me im to good for them hell ya and i got a new laptop as well hehehehehe

hahah, one time, i had eaten some hot peppers, and dint wash my hands... shit burnt like a fucker. It burns on any moist skin i then found out.

Once fapped to a horror movie that had some nudie scenes...bad idea. I'm sitting their, enjoying, suddenly a chainsaw is heard and it scares the shit out of me.

Well I had just brutally murdered my latest victum and was caught in the act of "admiring" his blood covered facial features by none other than a swat team with high powered rifles I killed them all fortuantly and I was never interupted again.

Yeah, I have a Dial (bodywash, Soap) bottle that looks like a lotion bottle in my shower, and I wasn't looking, and I accidently grabbed the dial, and I started wanking with it. After I couldn't cum.. "what the fuck?" And I look down, and theres foam everywhere (from rubbing your duck with soap), and when I saw that I couldn't cum, I freaked out, then, When I tried to pee later, it burned like a motherFUCKER.

At 10/17/08 08:42 PM, TJoyal wrote: Once fapped to a horror movie that had some nudie scenes...bad idea. I'm sitting their, enjoying, suddenly a chainsaw is heard and it scares the shit out of me.

screamer is the interweb way of saying STOP WACTHING PORN.

At 10/17/08 08:53 PM, kidd25 wrote: screamer is the interweb way of saying STOP WACTHING PORN.

A lot of horror movies are made just for porn fantasies believe it or not. Not every movie is made only to make big bucks.

Sometimes my foot cramps up and I think the pain will never go away.

POOZY SMASH THREAD!