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I'm now single.

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I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:39:22


So yeah.

Katy and I were sitting around on my bed talking, exchanging V-Day gifts.

Suddenly, a knock at the door. We pause, because we dont know who it could be.

I suddenly cant be assed writing a long'un, so yeah. Dad breaks in, takes her away, abuses and threatens to kill me, and leaves.

Odds are I'll never see her again.

So that's it for my relationship.

Happy Valentines, Newgrounds.


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:42:10


What, is he set out for her to be a nun or something? Her relationships are none of his business. Unless she's under age or something like that. In which case he does have a say in all of that. That's too bad for you man.


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:43:03


Break-ups make everyone a sad panda.

Why did it happen?

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:45:23


yeah dads like that suck!!!

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:46:15


At 2/14/07 12:39 AM, Shadow-XII wrote: So yeah.

Katy and I were sitting around on my bed talking, exchanging V-Day gifts.

Suddenly, a knock at the door. We pause, because we dont know who it could be.

I suddenly cant be assed writing a long'un, so yeah. Dad breaks in, takes her away, abuses and threatens to kill me, and leaves.

Odds are I'll never see her again.

So that's it for my relationship.

Happy Valentines, Newgrounds.

I know how you fell 5 years ago my relationships ended i got ym gf like 8 god damn present on valentines day and she broe up with me and she broke up with m over the fucking phone so yeah no how you fell


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:55:04


I'll gladly take you, you sexy beast.


Cute+Funny=?

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:56:11


Her dad or your dad?

Also, what a way to go.


Right behind you

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:56:46


At 2/14/07 12:46 AM, Angel-warrior-105 wrote:
I know how you fell 5 years ago my relationships ended i got ym gf like 8 god damn present on valentines day and she broe up with me and she broke up with m over the fucking phone so yeah no how you fell

You're awful bitter about something that happened when you were ten...


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:57:24


Damn, that sucks =\


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 00:58:02


Damn.

commercial holidays = breakups.

fuck i need one now.

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:35:24


At 2/14/07 12:42 AM, Fyndir wrote: Before I say anything, I need confirmation from you of how old the girl is.

Sixteen. Legal age here for sex.


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:36:17


Only in Ameri.. New Zealand?


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:40:18


At 2/14/07 01:36 AM, Soragu wrote: Only in Ameri.. New Zealand?

New Zealand rules, 16 to have sex here

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:43:50


I broke up with mine on V-Day too, basically shes probably in Victoria airspace right now going to live in Melbourne for University. Happy Valentines day to me.


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:46:28


bl, bl

Any particular reason he wigged out?


Thats Dan the Man, as you can see.

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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:47:50


wait..... shouldnt your dad be giving you condoms and advice? isnt it her dad that should grab and take you away? WTF!?!?!


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:49:08


At 2/14/07 01:47 AM, TightRope wrote: wait..... shouldnt your dad be giving you condoms and advice? isnt it her dad that should grab and take you away? WTF!?!?!

Freakin' 10 year olds,

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 01:52:55


Fucking shit, that is.

I don't feel for you, as I have not broken up.

Yet.

But at least I'll pretend to know what you're feeling.

Seriously.

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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 02:24:46


yes! your mine! w00t!

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 02:44:35


just think, you can sit around and eat ice cream while watching old soap opera re-runs and not worry about what your girlfriend will think when you get fat.


Mess With the Best...Die Like the Rest.

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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 03:00:01


Meh, you could always call the authorities if you feel she's being abused. Seeing as how she's not 18 yet.


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Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 04:14:14


At 2/14/07 12:46 AM, Angel-warrior-105 wrote:
I know how you fell 5 years ago my relationships ended i got ym gf like 8 god damn present on valentines day and she broe up with me and she broke up with m over the fucking phone so yeah no how you fell

I know how you feel. those 5th grade relationships are hard on everyone...

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 04:28:09


i know completly how you feel i've been cheated on and broken up with 34 times no lie i have no heart YEY!!!!!!!!

Response to I'm now single. 2007-02-14 08:59:34


that fucking sucks


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Response to I'm now single. 2021-06-18 02:22:27


holy shit, hope things got better


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Response to I'm now single. 2021-06-18 02:24:53


At 6/18/21 02:22 AM, PancakesOne wrote: holy shit, hope things got better


This man is probably married now


Coolier than thou

Best Toon

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Response to I'm now single. 2021-06-18 02:40:42


At 6/18/21 02:24 AM, Deity-Donkus wrote:
At 6/18/21 02:22 AM, PancakesOne wrote: holy shit, hope things got better
This man is probably married now


hopefully


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Response to I'm now single. 2021-06-18 04:25:05


At 6/18/21 02:22 AM, PancakesOne wrote: holy shit, hope things got better


I sure hope things did after about 14 years...

Response to I'm now single. 2021-06-18 06:14:09


At 6/18/21 02:24 AM, Deity-Donkus wrote:
At 6/18/21 02:22 AM, PancakesOne wrote: holy shit, hope things got better
This man is probably married now


With kids, and divorced, and remarried.


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Response to I'm now single. 2021-07-12 07:09:49


At 6/18/21 02:24 AM, Deity-Donkus wrote:
At 6/18/21 02:22 AM, PancakesOne wrote: holy shit, hope things got better
This man is probably married now


I am, yes; five years now. No kids, thankfully!


I never saw Katy again but I heard through my sister a year or so ago that she works managing a clerical department at a hospital, so she is well.


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