Famous quotes

[Idiot-Finder]

Just post in the famous and funny quotes by famous people.

Example: "What a wonderful day in France"
-Richard Nixon while attending Charles de Gaulle's funeral

[biteme2514]

"Witty quotes don't prove anything"
-Voltaire

[RussianSpy22]

"Groovy" - Bruce Campbell

[ragemotion]

"Woops i thought you said funny quotes. None of these are funny. I don't know any funny quotes though"

Me

[Dagodevas]

"Exactly how many 'quotes' topics do we need here at NewGrounds?"

~ Kazuo_Kiriyama

[SpriteRemixClock]

"that dress isnt too small, you're just too big"

- my words to an EX girlfriend

[Idiot-Finder]

" and he....he made me supersized my order"
-Caeser Barber when he sued McDonalds for his health problems

[thepaddedroom]

"This shirt would look great on my girlfriend. Ya know why? Because it's way too small." ~Roger Triplett.

[staphita]

Just spam this post like so and break a world record!

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:"Shrapnel"

[Enoll]

At 4/26/03 06:46 PM, RussianSpy22 wrote: "Groovy" - Bruce Campbell

damn it.... i was gunna say that.

well anyways....
"this is my BOOMSTiCK!!" - bruce campbell

[Snarlie-Brown]

"35 other topics like this" - Me

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search.php?kind=b&terms=quotes&page=1

[Soul-Guardian]

"You are not gay unless you are as stupid as blackPaladin87"

-Soul_Guardian

[Soul-Guardian]

At 4/26/03 06:45 PM, biteme2514 wrote: "Witty quotes don't prove anything"
-Voltaire

"so stop posting if you really believe it"

-Soul_Guardian

[TheDogPlayingPoker]

THEY'RE DOGS, PLAYING POKER!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
-Homer Simpson

[Idiot-Finder]

At 4/26/03 10:11 PM, Soul_Guardian wrote: "You are not gay unless you are as stupid as blackPaladin87"

-Soul_Guardian

"To nuke Soul_Guardian or not to nuke that flamer? Now that is the question"
-BlackPaladin87

[Idiot-Finder]

Quotes can be found at www.slipups.com

[SereneDarkness]

"Candyman, Candyman, Candyman"

From the motion picture Candyman tm

[Biofreak42069]

"Dying tickles" -Ralph Wiggum
"How am I supposed to halucinate with all these weird colors waving in front of my face?" -Lisa Simpson
"Only users lose drugs" -Kottonmouth Kings
"The Easter Bunny crucified Jesus" -Me
"Can't we all just hit a bong?" -? I don't remember
"FUCK Y'ALL! I stab bitches wit a chainsaw" -Violent J

[Dowg]

"The following statement is true
The above statement is false" - some guy named George

[Dagodevas]

"The future will be better tomorrow."

~ Dan Quayle

Sigh. Poor, poor Dan...

[DuMa-RyoHahn]

Feeling stupid? I know I am
~Homer Simpson

[Brocczilla]

"Behold the Power of Cheese."- Dairy Companies

[kanenite]

i'll be back

[numbers]

I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER! I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER I AM EVIL HOMER!

~Homer Simpson

"man that team sucked! i mean ive seen teams suck before but they were the most suckiest sucks that ever sucked"

~Homer Simpson

[kanenite]

if you smell what the rock is cooking

[kanenite]

have a nice day

[Brocczilla]

"People Go get lazy, But Laziness comes to me."
-LazyClock

[kanenite]

can you dig it sucka

[Alejandro1]

"That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!"

-Ralph Wiggum

[TEH-AISE-OF-SPAIDS]

"The Vienna Boys Choir ATE MY BALLS"
-Me