my ex-girlfriend's sad story

[shadofknight]

my ex-girlfriend, Elsie for reasons which i cannot yet comprehend told me a story so depressing and embarassing, that i just had to post it on the internet for thousands to read.
here goes:

she was visiting one of her closest friends. after a while of chatting with her, her friend's brother (whom of which Elsie was having a secret affair with) made a surprise visit. they talked for another hour or so when the friend went to run an errand. They took this free time to cuddle and the likes. one thing led to another and they ended up making out on the floor. at about this time the friend gets home. the friend saw them through the window, but unlocked the door and walked in as if nothing had happened. the brother made Elsie promise not to tell her friend. after the brother left the friend asked Elsie what she had done while she was gone.
Elsie, of course lied. when she found out her friend new she was devestated, but as if to add insult to injury, the friend called up her brother "hey, guess what Elsie told me..."
Now Elsie is hated by the entire Family and has earned the nickname "Whory"

now how do you like that?

[Kalibur]

And the story is depressing how again?

[Jizzlebang]

At 2/13/07 05:55 PM, shadofknight wrote:
now how do you like that?

Whory got what she deserved

[Gendo]

I LOL'd.

[Thewests]

The friendneeds to get hit by a bus.

[shadofknight]

hmmm... she was depressed afterwards....
Leave me alone!

and she threatened to rip my balls off if i told anyone, that depresses me

[FrostedMuffin]

Whory, lol.

[RacistBassist]

At 2/13/07 05:56 PM, Gendo wrote: I LOL'd.

Dis girl speaks da truf, yo

[Gendo]

At 2/13/07 05:58 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 2/13/07 05:56 PM, Gendo wrote: I LOL'd.

Dis girl speaks da truf, yo

Hells yeeayuh, mah homie G!

[Drift-And-Die]

The only word I really saw was ´friend´, a lot. So roll them up in a carpet and throw them off a bridge.

[Sawke]

that's not fair to elsie if anyones a whore it's the brother.

[shadofknight]

At 2/13/07 06:00 PM, Skull-N-Bones wrote: The only word I really saw was ´friend´, a lot. So roll them up in a carpet and throw them off a bridge.

okay.... karaaaaazzzy guy

[KermitTheMuppet]

I didn't see how that was depressing...

[shadofknight]

At 2/13/07 05:58 PM, shadofknight wrote: hmmm... she was depressed afterwards....
Leave me alone!

and she threatened to rip my balls off if i told anyone, that depresses me

THIS IS HOW IT'S DEPRESSING READ THE POSTS!!!!!

lol

[imsohott7]

Thats not depressing or embarassing, that's just funny.

[Shadow-XII]

Whory had it comin'.

Why's she your ex? What happen?

[ViolentAJ]

Wow. I know this Chinese girl named Elsie from Skype. Sometimes, I would show her my p3n0r on webcam. She would pretend not to like it, but she kept coming back for more. One day, when I was showing her my p3n0r, I heard moaning. She was putting her fingers inside of her pussy and rubbing her nipples. She told me that I should come to China, and she would pay for my flight and everything.

I'm sorry, but I only like Japanese girls.

[Crue]

At 2/13/07 05:56 PM, Gendo wrote: I LOL'd.

Yeah I know! That was funny and in no way depressing. Just imagine that scene while listening to "Surrender". LOL.

[Gendo]

At 2/13/07 06:40 PM, Crue wrote:

At 2/13/07 05:56 PM, Gendo wrote: I LOL'd.

Yeah I know! That was funny and in no way depressing. Just imagine that scene while listening to "Surrender". LOL.

Hahaha, oh wow, that'd be hysterical.

[shadofknight]

At 2/13/07 06:14 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: Whory had it comin'.

Why's she your ex? What happen?

well, it turned out she was having an affair with her best friends brother! wasn't expectin that!

[Meth09]

Whory Got Owned!!!!!

I Want 2 Create A Nation Were The Punishment For Cheating Is Execution!!

[shadofknight]

At 2/13/07 05:56 PM, Gendo wrote: I LOL'd.

well, that was kinda the point, i mean she did trust me with that secret and i told everyone

[Grind]

I laughed but it was hard to understand with the friends and crap, you should use a name for everyone instead of friend.

But that was funny whory mad out on the floor, what is the couch not good enough

[shadofknight]

I guess the couch just wasn't good enough! tsk

[StanTheCaddy]

Sounds like your typical highschool shit.

[Puzzled]

At 2/13/07 05:56 PM, Kalibur wrote: And the story is depressing how again?

His ex-girlfriend making out with some guy like an animal on the bare floor?

[shadofknight]

but it's not highschool that's what's scary. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
73H GhOsT32

[Arcarsenal]

Did she tell you this while or after you were going out with her. Because if she told you after she's stupid because it's obvious you would expose her.

[shadofknight]

After!
isn't that funny?

[Seijii]

LOL... thats happened to me before... without the friend finding out or a friends brother, well the only thing that actually happened to me was that my GF pushed me over and started making out with me on the floor... ^^