Americans Suck!

[TehChahlesh]

I am so sick of this bullshit American attitude. "We are the best country in the world", "Our preisdent is amazing", "our economy rules". I also can't stand the way that they all unanimously support the war in Iraq, president Bush, and Israel. They clearly are all the exact same and share the same views on everything. I don't acutally live in America, and of course, have never met an American, but rest assured, my stance is firmly grounded in nothing.

[DestroyerofMan]

Winrar is you.

[Brick-top]

They only have one problem that pisses me off. They cant drive.

No, in fact I am attacking their entire transportation system. The cars are auto transmission and the roads are perfectly straight. Why does america even bother with the driving test?

I hate auto's. My mate lent me his car while mine was getting inspected amd if I knew that it was an auto I would of taken the bus. Just before the car changed gear I tried to realize why the gear stick wasn't moving to the side, and where the hell the clutch went. I kept having to remind myself it was an auto.

I don't think you can bump start an auto either.

Have you ever tried doing a cylinder compression test (wet and dry), and an oil compression test on an auto? I'd rather drink my own piss.

[mrblonde7395]

I think you watch a little too much T.V.

[MidgetHobo]

AMERICANS SUCK AAAAALRIGHT!!!

[Lucifer-morningstar]

At 2/13/07 04:58 PM, MidgetHobo wrote: AMERICANS SUCK AAAAALRIGHT!!!

As does your mom, last night in fact. and it only setme back five dollars.

[Sigma-Lambda]

At 2/13/07 04:58 PM, MidgetHobo wrote: AMERICANS SUCK AAAAALRIGHT!!!

Yep, those Americans sure are stupid. I bet they can't even see through satire, unlike superior europeans like yourself.

[xineph]

At 2/13/07 03:01 PM, TehChahlesh wrote:

They clearly are all the exact same and share the same views on everything. I don't acutally live in America, and of course, have never met an American, but rest assured, my stance is firmly grounded in nothing.

So dead on.
So very, very dead on.
Chahlesh, you're my new favorite.

[g4smart]

At 2/13/07 03:01 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: I am so sick of this bullshit American attitude. "We are the best country in the world"

but... we are the best country in the world :(

[TwentySevenPointFive]

Do not judge your own species they share the same blood as you and lived and died with yoyr ancestors. <Typoed> Also there are no "Good" countires in the world, THe Bush government is just one of the most greedy.

[Begoner]

To protest against the generalizations which a few foreigners make regarding Americans, you make equally egregious generalizations regarding foreigners. I can't bear so much hypocrisy in one post.

[jon2thejon]

we arnt as bad as the fucking english. thats why we left in the first place. sure we were assholes to the indians and blacks, but the english, oh fucking boy, they were dicks to everyone. even white people *cough*irish*cough*

[deadjimm]

what i dont understand is where you get the idea that most americans support the war in Iraq. when in reality the majority oppose it. and Pres. Bush's ratings have been declining for a while now.

[MidgetHobo]

At 2/13/07 05:08 PM, Sigma-Lambda wrote: Yep, those Americans sure are stupid. I bet they can't even see through satire, unlike superior europeans like yourself.

Yes, you are right considering the dumbass impression you gave me from the other things you've posted.

[Oro]

At 2/13/07 03:01 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: I am so sick of this bullshit American attitude. "We are the best country in the world", "Our preisdent is amazing", "our economy rules". I also can't stand the way that they all unanimously support the war in Iraq, president Bush, and Israel. They clearly are all the exact same and share the same views on everything. I don't acutally live in America, and of course, have never met an American, but rest assured, my stance is firmly grounded in nothing.

Has anybody ever called you an idiot?

Let me be the first, be it the case.

I don't know about the "Our predisent is amazing" or the "our economy rules", but yes, "We are the best country in the world".

Also, I don't know what you're reading ( or thinking ), but uh, President Bush has a 40% approval rating right now in America, which has rocketed to this point, from a long lasting 32%. Hardly any Americans agree with President Bush.

We all support Israel? What the fuck? I personally support Israel, but I highly doubt that the majority of Americans care about Israel, or even know where it is. You're over estimating the general American publics interest in international and worldly affairs.

I'll also note that almost every American disagrees on something.

I kind of fear what other youth your age think in your country, although I am quite aware of the general worldly perseption of America as a giant monstrer, filled with Bush loving drones and baby killers, but you easily summed it up much better than I ever could, when you said my stance is firmly grounded in nothing".

[Buffalow]

And the joke goes right over your head Oro....

[Sigma-Lambda]

At 2/13/07 06:58 PM, MidgetHobo wrote: Yes, you are right considering the dumbass impression you gave me from the other things you've posted.

You gave me a pretty "dumbass impression" of yourself when you failed to realize that the first post was satire. But let's not descend any further into ad hominem please.

[Spahrider]

I think Americans don't suck.Only president Bush is a dumbass....

Please DICK CHENEY BFORE HE DICKS YOU

[Idiosyncratic]

Clearly no one realizes that this is a joke.

[Extremewookie]

I don't consider poorly thought out rants against Americans a legitimate politics discussion. Go away.

[MoronicLegion]

Okay. This is a discussion that I see has nothing to do with politics. This is a discussion on the state of the American public, and the person who started this thread makes the very CLEAR assumption that every single American is a fucking asshole. My response to that is, "Thank you very much, you're a fucking retard." Because I don't fucking care what the fuck you say, and if you haven't lived in America and been an American citizen and lived here ALL YOUR FRIGGIN' LIFE then you won't understand the situation in America. It really ticks me off that people from other countries assume that every single goddamn person supports Bush and the war in Iraq. Well I don't, so screw you! And I don't fucking care if the public knows next to nothing, how would you like it if somebody went around insulting your country! I'm sure you've got national pride, no matter what shape the government is in! I don't like Bush, but I damn well like my country.

[Tankdown]

Well I got my laugh for today. :)

[Cole]

At 2/13/07 03:01 PM, TehChahlesh wrote: I am so sick of this bullshit American attitude. "We are the best country in the world", "Our preisdent is amazing", "our economy rules"

Okay, I don't know who in God's name you're talking about, because everyone that I know over here hates George Bush, knows that the economy is very deep in the gutter, and which people don't think that their country is the best? It's just wierd to think "Yay! My country is my 62nd favorite!"

[Tancrisism]

At 2/13/07 08:14 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Clearly no one realizes that this is a joke.

It suprises me too. Props to the topic starter.

[JakeHero]

At 2/13/07 04:58 PM, MidgetHobo wrote: AMERICANS SUCK AAAAALRIGHT!!!

Way to fall for the trap, dumbshit.

[Bolo]

At 2/13/07 07:16 PM, Oro wrote: BLOOGY BLOOGY BLOO

My goodness someone takes the internet too seriosuly.

Read the last line of the topical post, and your entire argument is rendered pointless.

[mrpiex]

Hehehe. Im guessing most of you posting anti-american posts learned about us through hollywood? So niave. Our cultures okay. This post is a waste of the bbs valuble time. Commie.

[New-Milkman]

Hmmmm... not many support Bush, but no impeachment yet....

[SkunkyFluffy]

At 2/14/07 01:32 AM, New-Milkman wrote: Hmmmm... not many support Bush, but no impeachment yet....

I keep hearing "not many Americans support Bush," but you know what? For him to have a 40% approval rating, 40% of Americans have to support him.

That's not an inconsequential number, guys. It's almost half.

[shadowford]

USA is the fattest and stupidest country in the world (PS. This is not an opinion, it is in fact a fact. In New York, there is 1 McDonalds per km^2)