Here are some quick and easy to remember phrases that'll make you teh coolest kid on teh block in no time!
1. Hey, no camping on the grind. = Don't waste the time.
2. Yo, 2 sandwiches, the rye with mustard and the left with the cats. = No I'm sorry but I'm not interested in buying your material.
3. Don't mingle with the slappy dong! = Don't touch yourself at night.
4. Jump off, Two cents says it's flat. = Take a chance, i'll bet it'll be cool.
5. Lay up your times, the santa will be beeboppin and scattin wid da rebels. = Don't talk back to grandma, she's old and lacking in vitamin B-F.
6. The ouch train has pulled into the station, next stop.... you! = I'm gonna kick your arse!
7. Aw man, who knew the battle badgers would fight back with the power!? = Wow, didn't expect that.
8. Upside or middle, nothing beats a good ham to an otter! = Lay off, I'm busy listening to my new Yanni CDs.
9. Herpes nothin, I'd go with the side wedges next time. = Avoid diseased rats.
10. Biggie me up Johny... (use a random gesture) The moose has come to call! (laugh) = Too cool for the masses.
11. Loser equals you mah friend, and your hidden secrets. = Don't pet my dog at night, he needs his sleep.
Ah yes.. with these 11 cool phrases you'll be king of the block in 2 smacks and a pumpy shoot.
TOO COOL!
