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I you were to be replaced...

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I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 14:45:02


By someone utterly superior to you in every way shape and form, whom everyone will love and adore but will not suffer the indignity of sin thus living a pure honest life, the only drawback being that you will being taken away to have the skin ripped from your legs and forearms, your feet and hands removed and the wounds cauterized.

After a brief isolation from civilisation, listening to the Barney song to deprive you of sleep, having the remainder of your limbs broken, followed by the brief ironical statement by your captors; "You have fifteen minutes to escape" after which suffering sexual humiliation as your sex organ is teased until the brink of orgasm and sliced off/carved out to be made into a soup.

Finally after being starved for a few weeks, your only source of food the sex juices of your captors and the soup made from your sex organ, a metal pole, around 3 inches in diameter and 8 feet long, would be inserted into your anus, piercing through your digestive tract, coming out of your mouth from which you would be hung and roasted over a fire until you died.

How would this person, who is so much more adapted to your social situation, get arrested for child pimpng?


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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 14:46:42


He's moon walk...A lot.


This too will pass.

Memento mori

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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 14:46:53


At 2/12/07 02:45 PM, Bunnyreaper wrote: How would this person, who is so much more adapted to your social situation, get arrested for child pimpng?

By pimping children, obviously.


You're my banana

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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 14:49:24


relevant link: tiger penis soup

Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 15:54:09


At 2/12/07 02:46 PM, CUBErt wrote:
By pimping children, obviously.

Lots of people pimp children but don't get arrested or even recognised. How would this person, who is better than you every possible way, get caught pimping children?


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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 15:58:59


At 2/12/07 03:54 PM, Bunnyreaper wrote:
At 2/12/07 02:46 PM, CUBErt wrote:
By pimping children, obviously.
Lots of people pimp children but don't get arrested or even recognised. How would this person, who is better than you every possible way, get caught pimping children?

Because he got caught.

Remember kids, it's only illegal if someone sees it.


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whoa art what

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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 16:01:43


just wow.that was random


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128th EGSC. I popped NEVR's BBS ban cherry.

Also cocks.

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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 16:03:58


At 2/12/07 03:54 PM, Bunnyreaper wrote:
At 2/12/07 02:46 PM, CUBErt wrote:
By pimping children, obviously.
Lots of people pimp children but don't get arrested or even recognised. How would this person, who is better than you every possible way, get caught pimping children?

Impossible for him to even do it, Pimping children is a sin i guess>.> there for he would never get cuaght for doing something he didnt do, OOOOR Id get out in that 15 mins find him strap him to a chair force thousands of kidst o call him big daddy and eventually call the cops at the right moment of penetration >.> lmao


How did this get here? I am not good with internet.

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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 16:04:23


At 2/12/07 02:45 PM, Bunnyreaper wrote: How would this person, who is so much more adapted to your social situation, get arrested for child pimpng?

The real question in the spirit of the Golden Apple of Discordia would be, that is Mauve alert too camp to be used in place of red alert, and Rum dum diddle O's, where's the lash and sodomy?


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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 16:26:19


At 2/12/07 03:58 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Because he got caught.

Remember kids, it's only illegal if someone sees it.

But how would he get caught?


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Response to I you were to be replaced... 2007-02-12 17:13:16


He would be targeted via the specialist services due to his overpowering charisma used in manipulating the mothers of these children into foring them into prostitution. Hopefully ending in a WACO-ish incident.