By someone utterly superior to you in every way shape and form, whom everyone will love and adore but will not suffer the indignity of sin thus living a pure honest life, the only drawback being that you will being taken away to have the skin ripped from your legs and forearms, your feet and hands removed and the wounds cauterized.
After a brief isolation from civilisation, listening to the Barney song to deprive you of sleep, having the remainder of your limbs broken, followed by the brief ironical statement by your captors; "You have fifteen minutes to escape" after which suffering sexual humiliation as your sex organ is teased until the brink of orgasm and sliced off/carved out to be made into a soup.
Finally after being starved for a few weeks, your only source of food the sex juices of your captors and the soup made from your sex organ, a metal pole, around 3 inches in diameter and 8 feet long, would be inserted into your anus, piercing through your digestive tract, coming out of your mouth from which you would be hung and roasted over a fire until you died.
How would this person, who is so much more adapted to your social situation, get arrested for child pimpng?