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At 2/11/07 04:50 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: I like it. You combined all the stories into one. Pretty nice.

Mine was true!

Hmmmm......

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN

Needs some chicks..
From Squirrelzruler

At 2/11/07 08:29 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 2/11/07 08:26 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Chapter four yes!

Alrgith, I gues I'll have it up by tommorow, keep a good eye out, you won't want to miss the next installment.

OPINIONS! >=[

My eye will be out

Chapter 4: The Important Call

Just as Bri yelled at me to get the fuck out of the way, I remembered that I was in slo mo. I quickly ran, with my fists and arms pumping as fast as I could, feeling the air pass by my face. Everything was exploding behind me, "BOOOOGHH BRUGGGGGHHHH!!!", I heard Bri making wierd sound effects as I ran up to the car and knocked on the glass. "Hurry up, open the goddamn door! I'm gonna catch on fire and have to stop, drop, and roll! RARGHHH!" Bri opened the door slowly, probably just to piss me off, but I didn't care. Taco Bell was no more, and neitherwas Pedro and those "Miigro's". Everything was completely barren for a 120 foot radius, me and Bri were the only survivors left near Taco Bell, the only living beings on the corner of ROFL and OMFG.

"Holy Fucking shit, Kyle, why'd you do that?", she asked, being stubborn. She knew why, I couldn't let Pedro live after sneaking himself across the border to work at such a, now horrid place. "Bitch, shut up and let me drive", I said, as I grasped the steering wheel and drove out of the parking lot. "Where are we headed to now?", she asked. "To my place for a few, I have to make a call.", I answered back, not thinking about what we were going to do after I made my important call. "Alright, well, I have to be home by eight or so, so you should probably hurry up." "Why eight?", I asked. "My mom wanted me to be early for dinner, but fuck dinner, I'll break curfue.. again.", she replied. "Okay, hang on tight then, this is gonna be one slow of a ride!"

As we arrived at my house, I forgot I had to clean my room. Shit was piled up everywhere, making it very difficult to move around. "CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM, YOU ASSWIPE!", she screamed at me from the kitchen. "BITCH, MAKE ME A SAMMICH! SHOOP DA WHOOP!", I yelled back. She didn't seem to pleased that I said Shoop Da Whoop, her family was very religious, and saying that to her family was like telling a Christian thatJesus doesn't exist, or like saying "Goddamnit". She was fine with it though, as long as I kept it to a minimum, and NEVER said it in front of her family.

I picked up the phone and started dialing. "394 455 6177", I breathed, as I dialed. "Please enter your password", the phone asked. "777 6969", I muttered more numbers from under my breath. "Incorrect Password, dumbass", replied the phone. "FUCK! IT WENT TO MY VOICEMAIL! THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS!" , I yelled, scaring the utter shit out of Bri. "Stop yelling, you yell to much.", she said. "Sorry", I said, as I re-entered all my info.. again.

The phone started to ring, and I got anxious. I had never called this number before, as I had never blown up a Taco Bell before. Then it stopped. There was a long pause, about thirty seconds of silence. "Hellooooooo?" the voice answered. "Uhh, hi. I'm kylexthexpostman, I'm calling because I just blew up a Taco Bell.", I responded. "Oooooooooooh reeeeeeaaallly noooowww? Seeeems as thooooouughhhh youuuuu've gottennnnnnnnnnn yoouurselff intooo quiiite a piiiiclke, ehhhhh?", the voice answered back. "Yeah, I guess, it's the phone companies fault for making such a useless tool on a celly, huh? And why are you talking so wierd?", I asked. "I JUSSST HAD A STROOOOOOOOOOKE!", the voice exclaimed. "For real?" I responded. "NOOO, I'M KIDDDDINGGGG, YOU'RE ON ACIIIIIID!", the voice slowly faded away. Another voice came on the phone, this time very deep and clear. "Meet me at the docks by six thirty, I'll tell you everything you need to know there". "Alright, but wai-". it was too late. The voices hung up before I could ask my question...

I don't know if this was so good. Again, sorry for any spelling errors.

Alright fuckers, don't like my story? LET'S TAKE IT TO THE STREETS!

He got Bamft

At 2/12/07 04:43 PM, TheCleverOne wrote: He got Bamft

Excuse me? Proper English, much?

At 2/12/07 04:50 PM, Tramps wrote: What threads was this stole from?

This is the list i've come to:
- Surgery on my balls
- The one where teacher gets put in jail for $15,000

It wasn't stolen from anything,. you buttmunch. It's a great parody thread started by the doctor thread, and the thread about the kids friend being assaulted by his teacher.

AND YOUR LIST IS WRONG.

Stop calling your own stuff epic.

Epic is decided by anon, not OP.

At 2/12/07 07:11 PM, DigDugz wrote: Stop calling your own stuff epic.

Epic is decided by anon, not OP.

Two people already put it in their sig as EPIC STORY. Am I going to have to use my retard voice for you?

Sorry to keep bumping this shitty topic, but does anyone think I should write a chapter five?

At 2/11/07 04:47 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

:Bail is set for fifteen bajillion trillion hundred and fifty.

That isn't even a real number. I can't belive this is a true story! That's un possible!

keep writing or else ill ill ummmm ill use my cell phone and NUKE U

At 3/23/07 11:36 AM, gdog163 wrote: keep writing or else ill ill ummmm ill use my cell phone and NUKE U

I wrote this soo long ago, why the fuck did you bump it? Now it's gonna get locked.

Unless more people decide that they want a new chapter.

improve? you can start by getting rid of it

At 3/23/07 11:39 AM, TheDepthsofHell wrote: improve? you can start by getting rid of it

Oh, you weren't here that day... I started a chain of parodies. Pissed off a lot of people, but it was worth it.

At 3/23/07 11:37 AM, kylexthexpostman wrote:

At 3/23/07 11:36 AM, gdog163 wrote: keep writing or else ill ill ummmm ill use my cell phone and NUKE U

I wrote this soo long ago, why the fuck did you bump it? Now it's gonna get locked.

it's way too old.

Lol thats pretty funny.

angri faic!!!!!!!!!! any way fun ny my spac e bar is nt wo rkin b y

You have recess? Lucky bastard, they stopped recess for me when i got into high school...

Improve your story by not making it sound like you made it up

At 3/31/07 06:06 PM, Kahuna wrote: You have recess? Lucky bastard, they stopped recess for me when i got into high school...

Improve your story by not making it sound like you made it up

You're fucking kidding me right?

You're so cool.

At 2/11/07 04:49 PM, Jedabaza wrote: ...and let the parodies roll.

I'll say...12 seconds to a parody.

At 2/11/07 04:51 PM, PenguinLink wrote:

At 2/11/07 04:47 PM, kylexthexpostman wrote: This is a true story.

Just by reading the first sentence of your story, I know it isn't true, unless you go to school on Saturdays.

But today is saturday and he said yesterday

At 3/31/07 06:12 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote:

At 2/11/07 04:49 PM, Jedabaza wrote: ...and let the parodies roll.

I'll say...12 seconds to a parody.

I'll say, they already happened. Quit trying to be all cool, look at the fucking dates of when things were made, and quit bumping this.

Dude call the p[olice. I love yu.

OOOOOOH BIIIG MAN
no seriously, good job
( no sarcasm )
seriously

At 3/23/07 11:42 AM, kylexthexpostman wrote: Oh, you weren't here that day... I started a chain of parodies. Pissed off a lot of people, but it was worth it.

I members.

Its was noobs who thought they were cool making parody threads of the previous. And DarkRedFlame was the true starter of the paradox.

and this thread isn't epic. it does not a muse :3

Win.
This should be a movie with only Arnold Scharzennegger (sp?) and Carlos Mencia. Computer effects + Carlos = midgii. Whitney Houston sountrack (exactly the same as Bodyguard) and guest apperarances by Anna Nicole Smith (movie was made years ago, released this week). Director: Stamper.

It will be the movie of the millenium.