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Why the fuck is JFK a hero??

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Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:30:07


1.He cheated on his wife.(A little bit cool.)
2.He did nothing as president.

All he ever did was get shot. Now he is immortalized as a national hero. People think he was a great man for nothing.

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:31:47


At 2/10/07 11:30 PM, American-Chinker wrote: 1.He cheated on his wife.(A little bit cool.)
2.He did nothing as president.

All he ever did was get shot. Now he is immortalized as a national hero. People think he was a great man for nothing.

He's a national here because.....................he got shot...................i think..............................???

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:32:25


He settled the Cuban missle crisis didn't he?


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:32:59


Its cos JFK was one of teh awesomest prezess in da worldz


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:33:22


At 2/10/07 11:32 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: He settled the Cuban missle crisis didn't he?

He was the face of it. But, it was almost all done by the pentagon.

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:33:46


He was a hottie.

That is why he is a hero.


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:34:44


From what I understand, he did drugs too.

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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:34:58


He failed miserably in trying to remove Fidel Castro from power.


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:35:31


At 2/10/07 11:31 PM, Panzer-Wolf wrote: He's a national here because.....................he got shot...................i think..............................???

50 cent should be fucking god then

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:35:38


At 2/10/07 11:30 PM, American-Chinker wrote: 1.He cheated on his wife.(A little bit cool.)
2.He did nothing as president.

All he ever did was get shot. Now he is immortalized as a national hero. People think he was a great man for nothing

Full Name: John Fucking
Kennedy

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:36:08


At 2/10/07 11:34 PM, BigScizot wrote: He failed miserably in trying to remove Fidel Castro from power.

can you say, Bay of Pigs?


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:42:55


At 2/10/07 11:33 PM, Purple-Slurpie wrote: He was a hottie.

That is why he is a hero.

Agreed.

Why the fuck is JFK a hero??

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:57:34


Have YOU fucked Marylin Monroe in the ass while chomping on a freshly rolled cuban?

I didn't think so.


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-10 23:58:34


At 2/10/07 11:34 PM, BigScizot wrote: He failed miserably in trying to remove Fidel Castro from power.

As did others.


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:01:51


Civil Rights Movement

Yeah this guy didnt do shit


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:02:09


At 2/10/07 11:30 PM, American-Chinker wrote: 1.He cheated on his wife.(A little bit cool.)
2.He did nothing as president.

All he ever did was get shot. Now he is immortalized as a national hero. People think he was a great man for nothing.

He formed 90% of the american Special Forces so.. he made America kickass...


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:02:46


At 2/11/07 12:01 AM, 36Holla wrote: Civil Rights Movement

Yeah this guy didnt do shit

how do u know

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:03:23


He's a hero because he was the first Irish person president (I think)

And the whole polio thing

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:08:18


At 2/11/07 12:03 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: He's a hero because he was the first Irish person president (I think)

And the whole polio thing

I hate fuckin irish

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:09:37


At 2/10/07 11:30 PM, American-Chinker wrote: 1.He cheated on his wife.(A little bit cool.)

What is it about the American mind set that someone has a sex scandle and you forget anything else about them? Chairman Mao liked virgins to the point he ran out of grown up ones AND ran one of the most brutal reigems in modern history. Both are bad but one's a lot worse.

2.He did nothing as president.

Now you're just talking out of your ass


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:17:29


Yea so put that in your smipe and poke it


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:20:10


At 2/11/07 12:08 AM, wimpmrdog5 wrote:
At 2/11/07 12:03 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: He's a hero because he was the first Irish person president (I think)

And the whole polio thing
I hate fuckin irish

Not to be off-topic like yourself, but why is that

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:26:30


At 2/11/07 12:02 AM, wimpmrdog5 wrote:
At 2/11/07 12:01 AM, 36Holla wrote: Civil Rights Movement

Yeah this guy didnt do shit
how do u know

Ever read a history book?


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:28:46


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:28:58


he started the peace corps and Vietnam... yeah um he was probably a tool

Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:29:53


I still don't beleive that he was ever actually president. I never heard about him except that he was shot. So what? Other people got shot too, why not obsess over them?

He never seemed very important to me, but then again that is from the information that I was presented. If he did anything important, I never heard about it.

or don't remember

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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:30:46


At 2/11/07 12:29 AM, Advent-Sinner wrote:

He never seemed very important to me, but then again that is from the information that I was presented. If he did anything important, I never heard about it.
or don't remember

Bad memory?


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:31:15


sounds like getting assassinated is a pretty good career move. I think a lot of people who are famous now should consider it.


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Response to Why the fuck is JFK a hero?? 2007-02-11 00:33:07


At 2/11/07 12:13 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:
These same liberals will bash the Republican "neo-cons" like Nixon for the Vietnam war, never giving a thought to the fact that JFK would have done the same thing if he wasn't killed.

okay actually JFK did start Nam although he didnt start the draft but that still makes him a fucking tool

But Nixon promised to get us out of Vietnam infact he ran on it! note the picture of him waving the peace signs but instead he lied to us but you know he was a pretty good president I mean he didnt lie about anything else di- oh right ha ha watergate but that doesnt count I mean I was convinced when he said

"I am not a crook"
weren't you?