At 2/10/07 05:46 PM, 01asada wrote:
Teen Titans, they suck the Justice League's big great balls.
They sure do. I'm going to write a hatefic about them now.
"Ahh, ahh ahh! Iku! Iku! Iku!", Mitsuki screamed in delight as AJ plowed into her.
"I'm coming too! ARRGGHHE!!1!1!one!", AJ grunted as he blasted a hot load of semen onto Mitsuki's stomach, barely pulling out intime to prevent impreganting her. The two lovers then clean up and get dressed.
Just then, a portal opens and the Teen Titans come out of it.
"Oh sheeeit! Look at this punk ass motha fucka right here.", said Cyborg, "Black guys are supposed to like fat ugly blonde chicks, not hot, sweet, sexy, raven-haired, flat-faced, Japanese beauties like this'ne here. Ize gwanna bust a cap in yo punk ass."
"Then go on boy. I know you. You're 'Cywhoreg' of the 'Teen Gh3yzors'", said AJ, facetiously.
"Oh my. We're going to beat your ass.We're a team, with trust, and love, and friendship," said Robin, very gayily.
AJ then pulls out his M1911 Colt .45 and wastes Robin and Beast-boy (which is the gayest of all of the Teen Titans) with headshots. He then throws his gun to Mitsuki (who kills Raven with a double-tap to the heart) and draws his German Folder.
"GERMAN FOLDER!", AJ yells, slashing Cyborg across his chest.
"No way nyugga. You cain't fuck wit da Cyborg. He then shot one blast at AJ, but it missed. AJ then retaliates by stabbing Cyborg in the face and prying off his face plate. Cyborg then goes offline, and bleeds to death (his blood is Red Koolaid).
Just then, Starfire comes down and reveals that she was never a superhero really. She was actually a Japanese woman in disguise. "Me solly, me not Starfire. Me am actuary Yumi, from PORN. Me heard about AJ, and me travered 5000 right years to ride the AJ. Me heard that Magnum condoms too small for him. Me heard that he has to use BFGs. Me want to have threesome with him and Mitsuki."
"Ok," said AJ calmly, as he walked away from an explosion.
TEH EDN