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Heros you Just hate.

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Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 16:55:03


Yes, I made another thread about Fun and cool Boss battles, So lets talk about Heros that you just want to punch in the face.

Tidus - FFX

Whine whine whine, btich bitch bitch, Blah blah. I swear...I hate everything about tidus. He deserves a swift kick to the nads and show him that the world is not a happy place. At least in the other FF you read the angst.

Raiden - MGS2

Uh huh....A girl whiney man huh? Sure why not. At least tidus had some Balls. This guy pisses me off. Then again....He isnt snake. :\

Sonic - ....Any sonic game

I love hedgehogs, I love speed, So put them together they made( key word "MADE") some great games. But for some odd reason I am not a sonic fan...Hell...I like tails more then I do this guy.

Keep in mind, Im not hating the games, I just stating some of the heros That people dont really care for.


Save the world from ourselves.

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:01:05


Pepitta - Star Ocean 3

SHE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

Roger - SO3

thinks he is in charge
"leaders must always be improving"

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:02:49


I hate the Wonder Twins.
NO ONE CARES WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN TURN INTO!

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:03:31


Aquaman.

Do I need to explain?

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:06:09


The Flash.
ooooo, I can run.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:06:43


At 2/10/07 04:55 PM, 1337brandcrackers wrote: Raiden - MGS2

Uh huh....A girl whiney man huh? Sure why not. At least tidus had some Balls. This guy pisses me off. Then again....He isnt snake. :\

Yeah, but it looks like he finally grew some balls in the MGS4 trailer. See? Pure ownage.


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:07:32


At 2/10/07 05:02 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: I hate the Wonder Twins.

Wondertwin powers acitive, form of.. somebody interesting!

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:10:11


At 2/10/07 05:07 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: Wondertwin powers acitive, form of.. somebody interesting!

form of..a tampon. And now I play the waiting game..


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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:14:43


At 2/10/07 05:10 PM, CaptainBob wrote:
At 2/10/07 05:07 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: Wondertwin powers acitive, form of.. somebody interesting!
form of..a tampon. And now I play the waiting game..

why'd u wanna be a tampon.. i'd rather be a vibrator, allt he fun but none of the blood.

spamily guy are funny..

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:17:04


Thou I love the anime Hellsing. I'm not fond of Arucard. (He killed Anderson... That bastard. ><)

Ash Ketchum manages t piss me off with his optimism.

Sailor Moon also angers me with her happy mood.

I hate Ralph from Zelda Oracle of ages. He reminds me too much of myself.

Sprite from Secret of Mana. it's so annoying, and you don't know whether it's a he or a she. ><


Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.

Formerly Schizo-sephy.

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:18:37


The Flash and the Human Torch. Those cocky bastards piss me off. Naziman could so totally beat their asses.


"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery"

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:20:49


What do you think of Wario? I love Nintendo but I hate Wario! All his games are inpossible te win! =(


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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:20:57


Superman is such a pussy.
How can they invent a superhero where his only weakness is some slut and a radioactive rock.

Check out how easy that dude whooped his ass in the diner when he didn't have his powers in superman too. Talk about muscles that are only for show!


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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:21:54


At 2/10/07 05:20 PM, Bertn wrote: What do you think of Wario? I love Nintendo but I hate Wario! All his games are inpossible te win! =(

warios an antihero though.

and his games are fucking easy!

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:22:34


At 2/10/07 05:10 PM, CaptainBob wrote:
At 2/10/07 05:07 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: Wondertwin powers acitive, form of.. somebody interesting!
form of..a tampon. And now I play the waiting game..

hahaha, family guy

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:23:14


Wario games fucking suck dude. You play that shit to escape reality?

Me, I don't need that shit. I AM reality. There's the way it oughta be, there's the way it is.


"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery"

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:24:36


Slippy from Lylatwars. What a fucking faggot.

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:34:24


At 2/10/07 05:24 PM, Hoohah wrote: Slippy from Lylatwars. What a fucking faggot.

Slipp ain't a hero,.

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:46:51


Teen Titans, they suck the Justice League's big great balls.

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 17:53:51


Uhh...Superman? He is just lame. Faster than a speeding train? how gay


S&Box, the game Facepunch Studio have been working on.

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:02:25


That stupid fairy that insists on stalking Link everywhere.


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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:04:42


At 2/10/07 06:02 PM, KyleTheMadcap wrote: That stupid fairy that insists on stalking Link everywhere.

Hey link! LISTIN!

I swear she was working with ganon the entire time...


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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:05:05


wow so much hate still i can't think of a single name O_O

ill just second titus , bigtime

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:06:52


Burnt Face Man.

Seriously, that guy is such a lame hero >:(


FGSFDS

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:09:55


Okay I have a list extending back quite a ways but to simplify...

Yuffi: Her very presence in FF7 made me desire to slap her programmer...

Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:13:09


At 2/10/07 05:02 PM, Boris-4-U wrote: I hate the Wonder Twins.
NO ONE CARES WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN TURN INTO!

This is a heart felt sentiment and these two are a classic example of things I hate. I mean it COULD be interesting if I saw "Form of Frog" and "Shape of Cheese Grater" but noooooo!

LOL

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At 2/10/07 05:46 PM, 01asada wrote: Teen Titans, they suck the Justice League's big great balls.

They sure do. I'm going to write a hatefic about them now.

"Ahh, ahh ahh! Iku! Iku! Iku!", Mitsuki screamed in delight as AJ plowed into her.
"I'm coming too! ARRGGHHE!!1!1!one!", AJ grunted as he blasted a hot load of semen onto Mitsuki's stomach, barely pulling out intime to prevent impreganting her. The two lovers then clean up and get dressed.

Just then, a portal opens and the Teen Titans come out of it.
"Oh sheeeit! Look at this punk ass motha fucka right here.", said Cyborg, "Black guys are supposed to like fat ugly blonde chicks, not hot, sweet, sexy, raven-haired, flat-faced, Japanese beauties like this'ne here. Ize gwanna bust a cap in yo punk ass."

"Then go on boy. I know you. You're 'Cywhoreg' of the 'Teen Gh3yzors'", said AJ, facetiously.

"Oh my. We're going to beat your ass.We're a team, with trust, and love, and friendship," said Robin, very gayily.

AJ then pulls out his M1911 Colt .45 and wastes Robin and Beast-boy (which is the gayest of all of the Teen Titans) with headshots. He then throws his gun to Mitsuki (who kills Raven with a double-tap to the heart) and draws his German Folder.

"GERMAN FOLDER!", AJ yells, slashing Cyborg across his chest.

"No way nyugga. You cain't fuck wit da Cyborg. He then shot one blast at AJ, but it missed. AJ then retaliates by stabbing Cyborg in the face and prying off his face plate. Cyborg then goes offline, and bleeds to death (his blood is Red Koolaid).

Just then, Starfire comes down and reveals that she was never a superhero really. She was actually a Japanese woman in disguise. "Me solly, me not Starfire. Me am actuary Yumi, from PORN. Me heard about AJ, and me travered 5000 right years to ride the AJ. Me heard that Magnum condoms too small for him. Me heard that he has to use BFGs. Me want to have threesome with him and Mitsuki."

"Ok," said AJ calmly, as he walked away from an explosion.

TEH EDN


"Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his hand on you, send him to the cemetery"

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:14:39


Captin america


Grey power.

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:17:45


At 2/10/07 05:10 PM, CaptainBob wrote:
At 2/10/07 05:07 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: Wondertwin powers acitive, form of.. somebody interesting!
form of..a tampon. And now I play the waiting game..

Did anyone else see the inherent flaw in his plan at as long as he was the tampon she would still be that giant bird?


I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's

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Response to Heros you Just hate. 2007-02-10 18:19:13


At 2/10/07 05:10 PM, CaptainBob wrote:
At 2/10/07 05:07 PM, Lord-Sonx wrote: Wondertwin powers acitive, form of.. somebody interesting!
form of..a tampon. And now I play the waiting game..

*crude family guy joke* WOOT!


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