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Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:08:36 Reply

Watch this video and tell me, is Lil Chris singing down this mic or trying to perform oral sex with it?

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:10:17 Reply

Definitely oral

I hate him

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:10:40 Reply

Well, he's not singing. That's for sure.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:11:41 Reply

He looks spasticated, and I think he's miming.

He'd probally cry aswell, if he read this.
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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:11:43 Reply

good singers get very close to the mike, to the point where the mike is almost down their throat... I dont know why lil chris is doing it though... As he's neither good nor a singer.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:14:03 Reply

Can he even play an instrument?


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:14:20 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:11 PM, Chozz wrote: He looks spasticated, and I think he's miming.

Yeah, I doubt it's possible to sing and jump about so much. Your breaths would be shorter and It'd be harder to hold notes, surely.

He'd probally cry aswell, if he read this.

Yeah. Then make a song about it.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:14:36 Reply

Two words:
Play back

Or maybe:

Oral mimic


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:15:07 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:14 PM, Cosmonautical wrote: Yeah. Then make a song about it.

That implies he writes his own songs...


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:15:09 Reply

there no way he is singing that live with the retarded ways he keeps holding the mic. the audio is to perfect

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:15:12 Reply

Lol what a spaz.

ANGRY FAIC!!!

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:15:20 Reply

His oral mike behaviour is nearly as bad as his dancing which fails to eclipse his inability to sing.

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:16:08 Reply

Lil chris is OOOLD, naked brothers band is where its at.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:16:27 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:15 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote:
At 2/7/07 05:14 PM, Cosmonautical wrote: Yeah. Then make a song about it.
That implies he writes his own songs...

Apparently he does. He was writing that one on Rock School or whatever he was on, wasn't he?

Or maybe that was his only one.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:16:37 Reply

oral. no question

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:17:16 Reply

Lil' Chris is more famous on Newgrounds than he is in real life. I also notice that he has a heavy British accent that makes him sound like a "Bloodie Wanka".

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:17:43 Reply

btw fuck you!

i got that somg stuck in my head now. ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch checking it out!

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:20:47 Reply

Hey, give him a break. He's only 9...or 14...You know what fuck it, how old is this faggot?


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:21:58 Reply

I blame jean simmons for creating him on rock school


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:23:43 Reply

I don't know why he is caressing the mic so much.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:24:48 Reply

That doesn't sound like that would even be his voice.

I can't believe someone would listen to that stuff. I really can't.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:25:44 Reply

I just saw an interview..

"Why do you want to be a rockstar"
"Because I want the money... oh yeah and the girls, guitars, anything I want really"

GROW SOME BALLS, THAT WOULD BE AN ACHIEVEMENT.

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:26:29 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:10 PM, Shotgun-pete wrote: I hate him

QFT, he looks like he's about 10, and his voice is just as high to match, how the fuck did he get famous? If he is he's not in the UK lol.


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:27:51 Reply

Notice all of the girls' comments.

''OMG HES SO CUTE''.

His fan base and vocals depress me.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:28:53 Reply

How many lil chris's does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change it, one to write a song about it and one to post on myspace about it. HA.


Gay porn! <-- What? You've already been there!?!

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:30:38 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:27 PM, 0peth wrote: His fan base and vocals depress me.

I noticed that too.That is more depressing than Life Is Beatiful


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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:40:48 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:16 PM, VeinDigger wrote: Lil chris is OOOLD, naked brothers band is where its at.

Naked Brothers Band is not even real and it's to teach kids good values.

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:45:06 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:14 PM, Nekrozoa wrote: Two words:
Play back

Or maybe:

Oral mimic

It's called Lip Sync.

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:46:03 Reply

I also hate Sharon Osbourne


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the IRA, there is a vast farmland. I'm SUPER cereal"

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Response to Lil Chris Wtf? 2007-02-07 17:50:34 Reply

At 2/7/07 05:28 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: How many lil chris's does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to change it, one to write a song about it and one to post on myspace about it. HA.

that's actually pretty funny


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